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2011-02-14 06:42:55 PM
Her sister Ashley is hotter.
 
2011-02-14 07:28:51 PM
Would hit it.
 
2011-02-14 07:37:52 PM
Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.
 
2011-02-14 07:49:33 PM
Yep, I'd hit it.
 
2011-02-14 08:06:15 PM
This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.
 
2011-02-14 08:25:57 PM
Elementary school student?
 
2011-02-14 08:55:18 PM

2wolves: Elementary school student?


Yeah, I thought it was pretty farked up too, until I read the kid was 13 and in 8th grade. That sitll isn't great, but I thought she was doing a 4th or 5th grader when I first read the article.
 
2011-02-14 09:02:07 PM
yum
 
2011-02-14 09:02:45 PM
From the pic it seems the carpet doesn't match the curtains. NTTAWWT....
 
2011-02-14 09:03:00 PM
Oh yeah, gimme some of dat!
 
2011-02-14 09:03:02 PM

devildog123: 2wolves: Elementary school student?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty farked up too, until I read the kid was 13 and in 8th grade. That sitll isn't great, but I thought she was doing a 4th or 5th grader when I first read the article.


FTFA
"Massaro, a former eighth-grade student-teacher at the Frankford Elementary School, was arrested March 30, 2009, and accused of having a sexual relationship with a male student who was at least 13 years old and younger than 16, according to the arrest affidavit.

In court today, Massaro admitted her victim was a 15-year-old boy, whose father reported the case to law enforcement."

Reading is fundamental.

Goddamn whore teachers, where were you when I was 15!? I wouldn't have told anyone!
 
2011-02-14 09:03:12 PM

devildog123: Yeah, I thought it was pretty farked up too, until I read the kid was 13 and in 8th grade.


www.toothpastefordinner.com
 
2011-02-14 09:05:18 PM

eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.


Having taught for three years, I can't say I would want any piece of any unattached teacher. They all have issues that are way, way beyond help. You're better off going after a quick fark with one of your students.
 
2011-02-14 09:05:35 PM
filmfanatic.org
 
2011-02-14 09:06:37 PM

eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.


You're a teacher. Chicks want dudes with money. You should have been able to figure that one out, teach. Is our children learning?
 
2011-02-14 09:06:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Oblig
 
2011-02-14 09:08:02 PM
media.nj.com

/yeah, you would.
//LOLLERCAUST
 
2011-02-14 09:09:14 PM
rickycal78:

Goddamn whore teachers, where were you when I was 15!? I wouldn't have told anyone!


Me too!
 
2011-02-14 09:09:40 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: / with an inverse tachyon beam of an angry god
// twice


Aye laddie, I'd hit that with both a normal and an inverse tachyon.
 
2011-02-14 09:10:50 PM
She's pretty and all that, but man, the personality disorder on board to be attracted to, risk her job for, and carry out an emotional relationship with a 13 year old suggests that farking that particular crazy would end Phil Hartmann style.
 
2011-02-14 09:11:28 PM
Or 15, for that matter.
 
2011-02-14 09:11:39 PM
15 years old and still in elementary school? How could she resist, with that really great mustache he's got.
 
2011-02-14 09:11:50 PM

rickycal78:
Reading is fundamental.

THIS.

Seriously though, wtf is wrong with her? I can understand when the chuds and ugos tap a 15 year old, but she's hot and would have to be actively avoiding the attentions of appropriately aged men.
 
2011-02-14 09:12:05 PM
Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!
 
2011-02-14 09:12:49 PM

Kill the mentally ill: devildog123: Yeah, I thought it was pretty farked up too, until I read the kid was 13 and in 8th grade.


img507.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-14 09:13:52 PM
I would hit that with the force of a million supermassive black holes.

Also Sussex. *giggle*
 
2011-02-14 09:14:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!


No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.
 
2011-02-14 09:14:38 PM
FTA: "According to the affidavit, Massaro admitted to having a consensual sexual relationship with the boy."

Sorry, biotch. That sh*t doesn't fly when the teacher is male, so it is no defense for you either. You are a child rapist.
 
2011-02-14 09:16:56 PM
I am sure he will suffer years of psychological trauma.
 
2011-02-14 09:17:03 PM

eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.


While I agree with the sentiment, that she'd get smashed...

"does not compute"?
Really?
You expect to get some?
Good luck.
 
2011-02-14 09:17:48 PM
...whose father reported the case to law enforcement.

green-oval.net

/very dissapoint.
 
2011-02-14 09:19:14 PM
Too bad she's a nutcase. She probably cleans up nicely.
 
2011-02-14 09:19:32 PM
She should have pled guilty to being totally awesome. Nice.
 
2011-02-14 09:19:49 PM

untaken_name: eeeleeet:
You're a teacher. Chicks want dudes with money.hyper, puberty-crazed teenage jackhammers. You should have been able to figure that one out, teach. Is our children learning?

 
2011-02-14 09:20:22 PM
For good measure:
s2.hubimg.com

She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.
 
2011-02-14 09:20:47 PM
www.sweatygooch.com

s4.hubimg.com

\\prrrrr
 
2011-02-14 09:20:57 PM

untaken_name: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!

No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.


I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2011-02-14 09:22:18 PM
Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.
 
2011-02-14 09:22:27 PM

aniyn: For good measure:


She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.


I approve. Bathe them and bring them to my chambers, Majordomo.
 
2011-02-14 09:22:40 PM
Jesus H, I would have killed to have nailed her at 15, and I wouldn't be any goddamned victim! I'd be a farking legend to this day at every HS reunion.

When is the US going to get with the rest of the world and stop treating adolescents like 4 year olds?
 
2011-02-14 09:24:26 PM
www.leetforlife.com
 
2011-02-14 09:24:57 PM

love_alice: \\prrrrr


[Dr_House_Do_Want.jpg]
 
2011-02-14 09:25:44 PM

untaken_name: No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.


With you on the first part, until you went on a race-baiting victimology rant.

15-yr-old boys should not be treated as tiny babies when they fark hot teachers.

The difference with them committing crimes is that a 15-yr-old can kill you as dead as a 35-yr-old can.
 
2011-02-14 09:26:33 PM

thosejaunes: ...whose father reported the case to law enforcement.



/very dissapoint.


If it were my kid:

reaction.ralfvandenboom.nl

Seriously, I would turn into Simon FARKING Cowell
 
2011-02-14 09:27:17 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: / with an inverse tachyon beam of an angry god
// twice


Two different colored eyes?

Not that that's a deal breaker or anything.
 
2011-02-14 09:27:21 PM
Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.
 
2011-02-14 09:28:46 PM

eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable in a state of total denial.


FTFY. You're welcome.
 
2011-02-14 09:29:29 PM
Blonde ?

img222.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-14 09:29:43 PM
Does she have different colored eyes or am I going all Grammy reporter here?
 
2011-02-14 09:29:59 PM
Does this mean that Massaro is the dinaro, or is Lafave still the fave?

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-02-14 09:33:21 PM
I'm not appalled by that she did it with a 15 year old, but it's rather disgusting she was farking one of her own students. She could have pressured him into this relationship, but whatever, she's hot so fapfapfap.
 
2011-02-14 09:33:35 PM

StanTheMan: untaken_name: No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.

With you on the first part, until you went on a race-baiting victimology rant.

15-yr-old boys should not be treated as tiny babies when they fark hot teachers.

The difference with them committing crimes is that a 15-yr-old can kill you as dead as a 35-yr-old can.


But he can't lay the pipe as well as or better than the same 35-year-old? And you really think that an equal percentage of juveniles of all races are tried as adults? Think again, padner.
 
2011-02-14 09:33:43 PM

JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.


I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?
 
2011-02-14 09:35:09 PM

Nick Nostril: Blonde ?


They meant "blonde".

/curtains do NOT match drapes
//unless she's hardcore
 
2011-02-14 09:36:14 PM
the state will recommend a four-year prison sentence with parole supervision for life.

wait, wut? I realize we don't have the whole story but for life?!?
 
2011-02-14 09:36:16 PM
We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.
 
2011-02-14 09:36:32 PM
Sussex Cty NJ in the house.

the main highways are 1 lane each way, there are farms & horse breeders all over. it's Jersey's version of rural. the infamous Action Park was ten minutes from where i sit.
 
2011-02-14 09:36:47 PM
I hate Valentines day
 
2011-02-14 09:40:32 PM

Farklee: We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.


I remember back to that time. Lots of energy but totally lacked the proper skills and techniques.

/If I knew then what I know now...
 
2011-02-14 09:42:53 PM

KrispyKritter: Sussex Cty NJ in the house.

the main highways are 1 lane each way, there are farms & horse breeders all over. it's Jersey's version of rural. the infamous Action Park was ten minutes from where i sit.


Those are not real farms. Jersey taxes property owners at the farm rate...almost nothing..if they can show $3K of farm "income". Sussex County is actually Jersey cop land. Thousands of NJ cops live in Sussex. Half of the local cops in my town live out in Sussex, and claim to be farmers, and not paying taxes. Just another dirty Jersey scam.
 
2011-02-14 09:44:11 PM
Once again, the law, it is farked, yada yada.

If the kid wanted it, I say it's fair game, but perhaps an investigation into whether or not she used her position to make the advancement, and, if clear, just fire her and not charge her with anything. Derp.
 
2011-02-14 09:45:22 PM

uprislng: JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.

I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?


Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...
 
2011-02-14 09:48:19 PM

JmBa: Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now.


Giggity
 
2011-02-14 09:49:08 PM

JmBa: uprislng: JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.

I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?

Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...


www.rankopedia.com
/sorry, had to post it
 
2011-02-14 09:49:09 PM
"A former student-teacher at a Sussex County elementary school pleaded guilty today to having sexual relations with one of her students, including trysts in her car and in her bedroom."

I brought my Pencil..!

Linky probably not safe for class or work (new window)
 
2011-02-14 09:50:11 PM

PsyLord: Farklee: We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.

I remember back to that time. Lots of energy but totally lacked the proper skills and techniques.

/If I knew then what I know now...




we probably would have a lot of kids running around so our paychecks would be zapped by child services before we even touched it....then we'd probably have to quit the job cuz it wouldn't be worth what little goes in our pockets...so we would probably take our awesome 'skills' to the nearest country club looking for an old, rich, widow and then realize that the ones with money are not hotties, then we would settle for a job as a dish washer at the club where we would be 'discovered' by Burt Reynolds; then our lives would really take off.

/or that could just be me, I dunno
 
2011-02-14 09:50:25 PM

Empty Signal Gray: Does she have different colored eyes or am I going all Grammy reporter here?


Too soon!!!
 
2011-02-14 09:50:48 PM
Don't
 
2011-02-14 09:51:24 PM

vudukungfu: Don't


fark
kids
 
2011-02-14 09:52:02 PM
/is currently thinking about hitting it.
//a lot.
///done.
 
2011-02-14 09:54:11 PM

quansem: Does this mean that Massaro is the dinaro, or is Lafave still the fave?


I know y'all jizz in your pants for Lafave, but aside from a few shots, she kind of looks derpy.

This nutbag is FAAR hotter.

I'd hit it until she was a blubbering mess of full retard.

I hereby cast my vote for Mazzaro as the fave.
 
2011-02-14 09:56:07 PM

Sarcastica75: quansem: Does this mean that Massaro is the dinaro, or is Lafave still the fave?

I know y'all jizz in your pants for Lafave, but aside from a few shots, she kind of looks derpy.

This nutbag is FAAR hotter.

I'd hit it until she was a blubbering mess of full retard.

I hereby cast my vote for Mazzaro as the fave.


Actually I want to rephrase. Not derpy. Just not as hot as she looks in the main pics you guys usually post here. I've seen derpy and LaFave is not it.


aniyn: For good measure:


She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.


Although she looks a little dim here.

/she doesn't look like hurrr I'm a train!
 
2011-02-14 09:56:11 PM

JmBa: Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...


I bet those type of people aren't championed like the female teachers are around here, so you might want to keep your monkey-business to yourself!

/teasing, of course :P
//NTTAWWT
 
2011-02-14 09:56:59 PM

aniyn: For good measure:


She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.


www.funnyforumpics.com
 
2011-02-14 09:57:10 PM
Dude, really?

img121.imageshack.us

What the hell is wrong with these insane moral crusaders?
 
2011-02-14 09:58:21 PM
Good. Lord.

/repeatedly
 
2011-02-14 09:59:19 PM
Oh hell yes.
 
2011-02-14 10:04:36 PM

bugmn99: veedeevadeevoodee: / with an inverse tachyon beam of an angry god
// twice

Two different colored eyes?

Not that that's a deal breaker or anything.


No, that's a deal MAKER.

members.shaw.ca

cRAzy EyeS...
 
2011-02-14 10:08:47 PM
In court today, Massaro admitted her victim was a 15-year-old boy, whose father reported the case to law enforcement.

I'd beat that jealous old pr-ck until my hands fell off then I'd do some real damage to him.
He better never make a mistake because I'd rat him to who ever'd do the most damage.
 
2011-02-14 10:09:52 PM
Farklee, thanks for the best laugh of my day--I salute you!

I hope things go OK for you tonight if you're "celebrating" the holiday with your Valentine....
 
2011-02-14 10:10:15 PM
You would think the dad would have been able to work some pooosy out of it, you know? A little black mail?

"Hey teach, come here and honk on ol' bobo, or I'll tell the cops you've been farking my snowflake. While you're at it, snorkle my starfish till the 10 bottles of Yahoo and peanuts I had for dinner run out."
 
2011-02-14 10:15:49 PM
Hmm. In reading the article, it seems the dad is gay. Interesting.
 
2011-02-14 10:26:25 PM

scott-ty: Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.



No kidding, right?

"Hey teach, why don't you come over after 6pm for some home schooling. Or I wreck your career."
 
2011-02-14 10:35:31 PM
farkIN' THANKS DAD. ASSHOLE.
 
2011-02-14 10:39:10 PM
img171.imageshack.us

/hot
//for teacher
///obligatory
 
2011-02-14 10:46:18 PM
Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...

img714.imageshack.us

/Hot
 
2011-02-14 10:48:35 PM

ZzeusS: scott-ty: Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.


No kidding, right?

"Hey teach, why don't you come over after 6pm for some home schooling. Or I wreck your career."



This.
 
2011-02-14 10:51:24 PM
Thank you, wombatsrus....now what was the thread about? Some teacher?
 
2011-02-14 10:53:08 PM

sparkeyjames: Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.




To be fair. If a teacher(a person of authority), who is 25-years-old, is farking my 13 or 16 year-old son. You can bet I'm turning her in.

That's farked up. This ain't a case of 18-year-old and her/his 17-year-old boyfriend or girlfriend.
 
2011-02-14 10:54:41 PM
I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.
 
2011-02-14 10:55:48 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: sparkeyjames: Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.



To be fair. If a teacher(a person of authority), who is 25-years-old, is farking my 13 or 16 year-old son. You can bet I'm turning her in.

That's farked up. This ain't a case of 18-year-old and her/his 17-year-old boyfriend or girlfriend.


Eh, it's a student teacher. A college kid. Now if a student teacher is having sex with my 15 year old daughter, that is another matter.
 
2011-02-14 10:56:21 PM

uprislng: /hot
//for teacher
///obligatory


This fails to account for age.

A 20-25 year old hot male teacher with female high school students is in the same boat as hot female teachers with male high schoolers.

/Lucky bastards, the lot of them
 
2011-02-14 10:56:36 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-02-14 10:56:48 PM
After having thought about this for a while if the father had played his cards right and blackmailed the living shiat out of that whore he could have been hitting it too. Dumbass tag should apply to that one.
 
2011-02-14 10:58:07 PM

SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.


Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.
 
2011-02-14 10:58:52 PM
I'm usually tolerant of homosexuality, but this dad is just intolerable.
 
2011-02-14 11:01:11 PM

jst3p: SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.

Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.


I was trying to explain this to my girlfriend last night but she had to get up early for driver's ed.
 
2011-02-14 11:01:58 PM
consensual. In statutory rape there is no consensual sex. By it's very definition the "victim" can not give their consent.
 
2011-02-14 11:02:45 PM

wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot


Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance
 
2011-02-14 11:03:31 PM

bighasbeen: jst3p: SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.

Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.

I was trying to explain this to my girlfriend last night but she had to get up early for driver's ed.


That's nothing. I came home the other day to find my fiance on the front steps crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said "My friends told me you are a pedophile!" I said "WOAH! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
 
2011-02-14 11:03:55 PM
How many victims turn into pedos?

In 20 years time this guy might be saying "I'm a 33 year old male pedo who had underage sex with a teacher while in 'middle' school -> all my Fark friends reckoned it was cool so how come it's not cool when I do it to your under age daughter?"
 
2011-02-14 11:04:08 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance


Not his wifey. Wifey's world. google it. But not from work.
 
2011-02-14 11:04:45 PM
I'd buy him a steak, tell him (and her) not to do that shiat again and then go on. I guess the dad's just jealous.
 
2011-02-14 11:04:54 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance


No, he didn't. SFW (new window)
 
2011-02-14 11:05:10 PM
What the hell dad.
 
2011-02-14 11:05:29 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance




Someone needs to Google "Wifey"
 
2011-02-14 11:06:23 PM
And I need to refresh before posting...
 
2011-02-14 11:06:30 PM

ozzie_stu: How many victims turn into pedos?

In 20 years time this guy might be saying "I'm a 33 year old male pedo who had underage sex with a teacher while in 'middle' school -> all my Fark friends reckoned it was cool so how come it's not cool when I do it to your under age daughter?"


I was "molested" by my cute babysitter when I was a kid. My experience is anecdotal but I think your logic is off. If anything it gave me a preference for older chicks.

He has sex with an older woman and in your world it makes him want to have sex with kids? Are you retarded?


/not a victim
//it was AWESOME.
 
2011-02-14 11:07:23 PM
SurfGirl69 Quote 2011-02-14 10:54:41 PM
I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.


>>>>

It's all about power and control, it isn't really a sexual attraction to the kid, it's the idea that you can totally dominate them, and they will do anything you want. It's covering up their own insecurities and daddy issues they had growing up that were never addressed.
 
2011-02-14 11:08:26 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance



That's a porn star, so I am reliably informed as I would have no other way of knowing. Goes by name "Wifey".

Not saying the other poster isn't married to her, mind.
 
2011-02-14 11:10:18 PM

SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.


Meh...who knows what her hangups are? Maybe she digs the taboo sex aspect of it. Maybe the kid looks like a boyfriend she had (or wanted to have) when she was in the 8th grade.

Christ, Fark should be required reading for all middle school teachers.
 
2011-02-14 11:14:22 PM
jst3p ... I think you over looked the "might" (but that's ok - I use to skip read too).

Now - what percentage of male pedos claim they had under age sex when they were young (hint ... above 70% of them - look it up). Now - not all underage victims/willing or not victims turn into pedos (it's not a vampire thing) - but it's a high percentage. Remove the act being perpetrated on the children and you'll end up with less pedos in the future).

Glad to know you turned out so 'fine' :)
 
2011-02-14 11:15:37 PM
Deborah who?
 
2011-02-14 11:16:00 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???
Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance


www.thenorthendzone.com

Wow... just wow
 
2011-02-14 11:16:38 PM
Re: Wifey

Gotcha, gotcha!

I'm not sure if I should be happy or concerned I didn't know about this.

I think I'll just choose to be hungry about it.

/Burger time!
 
2011-02-14 11:18:02 PM
You're killing me smalls

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???
 
2011-02-14 11:18:33 PM

ozzie_stu: jst3p ... I think you over looked the "might" (but that's ok - I use to skip read too).

Now - what percentage of male pedos claim they had under age sex when they were young (hint ... above 70% of them - look it up). Now - not all underage victims/willing or not victims turn into pedos (it's not a vampire thing) - but it's a high percentage. Remove the act being perpetrated on the children and you'll end up with less pedos in the future).

Glad to know you turned out so 'fine' :)



What percentage of them had sex with an adult? I think that is an important bit of information when forming a sexual preference. I bet that that vast majority of guys who had sex "young" had sex with someone "young".
 
2011-02-14 11:19:15 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???
Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance



Wow... just wow


The Great Hambino?
 
2011-02-14 11:19:54 PM

Excen: RockChalkH1N1: Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???
Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance



Wow... just wow

The Great Hambino?


You mean that stupid deer?
 
2011-02-14 11:21:35 PM

jst3p: Excen: RockChalkH1N1:
Wow... just wow

The Great Hambino?

You mean that stupid deer?


Baby Ruthie?
 
2011-02-14 11:23:12 PM
Well, what red-blooded American female could possibly need the dating scene, any more. Just be a pedo-teacher!

/Yech
//Too Insane
 
2011-02-14 11:23:33 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-14 11:26:55 PM

wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot


WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.
 
2011-02-14 11:29:21 PM

Sarcastica75: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.


Too busy fapping, and seeing what torrents they can find from Wifey's World.
 
2011-02-14 11:29:53 PM

rickycal78: Sarcastica75: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Too busy fapping, and seeing what torrents they can find from Wifey's World.


welcome2theinternet.jpg
 
2011-02-14 11:30:20 PM

untaken_name: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!

No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.


I salute you, good poster, for a succinct description of at least one-fourth of everything that's wrong with this country.

/snert, I said "succinct"
 
2011-02-14 11:30:40 PM
cheezburger.com
 
2011-02-14 11:31:43 PM

jst3p: rickycal78: Sarcastica75: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Too busy fapping, and seeing what torrents they can find from Wifey's World.

welcome2theinternet.jpg


Hey now, I'd heard of Wifey's world, just never bothered checking it out. There's farkloads of pron out there, I can't check it all out you know.
 
2011-02-14 11:32:22 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-02-14 11:32:53 PM

rickycal78: jst3p: rickycal78: Sarcastica75: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Too busy fapping, and seeing what torrents they can find from Wifey's World.

welcome2theinternet.jpg

Hey now, I'd heard of Wifey's world, just never bothered checking it out. There's farkloads of pron out there, I can't check it all out you know.


Fair enough, but she is pretty damn awesome.
 
2011-02-14 11:35:37 PM

jst3p: rickycal78: jst3p: rickycal78: Sarcastica75: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

WHY IS NO ONE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Too busy fapping, and seeing what torrents they can find from Wifey's World.

welcome2theinternet.jpg

Hey now, I'd heard of Wifey's world, just never bothered checking it out. There's farkloads of pron out there, I can't check it all out you know.

Fair enough, but she is pretty damn awesome.


Just skimming through some stuff I was able to pull up on short notice, she is awesome, but I liked the stuff from Heather of Ideepthroat.com better. Very similar content, but I find Heather hotter.
 
2011-02-14 11:36:16 PM

Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance


Obviously you're not a golfer. Or porner.
 
2011-02-14 11:37:41 PM

jst3p: Fair enough, but she is pretty damn awesome.


I may not fap to pron often.

But when I do...

it's to top-shelf pac-man vagina.

one more, because the pic is hilarious.
cheezburger.com
 
2011-02-14 11:39:21 PM
Farklee We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.

Awesome. +1 Internets.
 
2011-02-14 11:39:39 PM
Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?
 
2011-02-14 11:39:53 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Groink: wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot

Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???
Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance



Wow... just wow


Squishy puffy cheeks!

/Son-In-Law is the best movie ever made
//yeah, I said it.
 
2011-02-14 11:40:10 PM
Considering the vast number of naked women on the internet you Farkers sure are focused on a 2/10 relative to what else is available.
 
2011-02-14 11:41:04 PM

towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?


Who says she's trying to start memes? Looks like she's just being goofy to me, not everyone is trying to solidify their 15 minutes of internet fame ya know.
 
2011-02-14 11:41:43 PM

towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?


He has enough cred. I will let this one slide.
 
2011-02-14 11:41:43 PM

scott-ty: Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.


Second. The right procedure is:

Dad: You did what?
Son: Bang a hot teacher
Dad: High FIve .... Uhm .. Can I have some?
 
2011-02-14 11:42:09 PM
Wow, FARKers haven't heard of Wifey?

She's been around for the better part of 15 years. Those funbags were good stroke material back in the day when Dial-Up was king.

And they've aged well.
 
2011-02-14 11:43:02 PM

towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?


Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.
 
2011-02-14 11:43:04 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: untaken_name: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!

No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.

I salute you, good poster, for a succinct description of at least one-fourth of everything that's wrong with this country.

/snert, I said "succinct"


Hey, look man, I ain't like that. Don't get me wrong, I ain't got nothin' against 'em, but I just ain't one. You go on and suck sinks or whatever else you want behind closed doors, but there's no need to be botherin' decent folk like me with your gutter talk.
 
2011-02-14 11:46:34 PM

rickycal78: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Who says she's trying to start memes? Looks like she's just being goofy to me, not everyone is trying to solidify their 15 minutes of internet fame ya know.


jst3p: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

He has enough cred. I will let this one slide.


Aw, yous guise.

:D

I dared to dream it was real. But yeah I figured I'd be goofy since I done goofed. Shoulda realized it was hotlinked.

The tits threw me off.
 
2011-02-14 11:47:24 PM
she's humping. a tree.

come on, people. she's assf*cking that tree.
 
2011-02-14 11:47:54 PM

Sarcastica75: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.


If only we could get a homeschooled wife to dress up like rainbow brite, and do things to herself with a pickle while her hubby got his nuts trapped in the slats of a wooden chair while trying to give himself a UFIA in order to remove the oil hitting his anus, we would have the best (and densest) FARK meme ever.
 
2011-02-14 11:48:08 PM

Sarcastica75: she's humping. a tree.

come on, people. she's assf*cking that tree.


I looked at it more as she's wiping her ass on the tree.
 
2011-02-14 11:49:43 PM

Sarcastica75: rickycal78: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Who says she's trying to start memes? Looks like she's just being goofy to me, not everyone is trying to solidify their 15 minutes of internet fame ya know.

jst3p: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

He has enough cred. I will let this one slide.

Aw, yous guise.

:D

I dared to dream it was real. But yeah I figured I'd be goofy since I done goofed. Shoulda realized it was hotlinked.

The tits threw me off.


Holy shiat. You are a chick? Your posts contain 0% attention whore... I can't believe it. I have been a fan of yours for some time and now I am even more impressed.

Rock on Sarcastica75, rock on.
 
2011-02-14 11:49:49 PM
Meh, she's not that hot.
Sharp knees and all.
I would still hit it.
 
2011-02-14 11:50:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

If only we could get a homeschooled wife to dress up like rainbow brite, and do things to herself with a pickle while her hubby got his nuts trapped in the slats of a wooden chair while trying to give himself a UFIA in order to remove the oil hitting his anus, we would have the best (and densest) FARK meme ever.


And a streetlight.
 
2011-02-14 11:51:17 PM

rickycal78: Sarcastica75: she's humping. a tree.

come on, people. she's assf*cking that tree.

I looked at it more as she's wiping her ass on the tree.


Hey, when a chick wipes her ass on my cock I cum just the same.
 
2011-02-14 11:51:18 PM

jst3p: FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

If only we could get a homeschooled wife to dress up like rainbow brite, and do things to herself with a pickle while her hubby got his nuts trapped in the slats of a wooden chair while trying to give himself a UFIA in order to remove the oil hitting his anus, we would have the best (and densest) FARK meme ever.

And a streetlight.


Also, the anus would have to be unremarkable, and perhaps there would be a taco involved.
 
2011-02-14 11:52:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: jst3p: FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

If only we could get a homeschooled wife to dress up like rainbow brite, and do things to herself with a pickle while her hubby got his nuts trapped in the slats of a wooden chair while trying to give himself a UFIA in order to remove the oil hitting his anus, we would have the best (and densest) FARK meme ever.

And a streetlight.

Also, the anus would have to be unremarkable, and perhaps there would be a taco involved.


And she needs to be in the Marine Core. Fb- is her father
 
2011-02-14 11:52:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: jst3p: FirstNationalBastard: Sarcastica75: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Pr0n site. Not his wife.

Still a funny pic.

You haven't caught on to me having caught up.

I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

If only we could get a homeschooled wife to dress up like rainbow brite, and do things to herself with a pickle while her hubby got his nuts trapped in the slats of a wooden chair while trying to give himself a UFIA in order to remove the oil hitting his anus, we would have the best (and densest) FARK meme ever.

And a streetlight.

Also, the anus would have to be unremarkable, and perhaps there would be a taco involved.


And something about taco sauce in the shower maybe? I could be misremembering that one.
 
2011-02-14 11:53:53 PM
Sarcastica75: You may say I'm a dreamer.

No, we're saying you're a tard.

/your $5 on TF would be better spent on buying yourself a clue

//now go count to potato for us, sparky
 
2011-02-14 11:55:53 PM

jst3p: Sarcastica75: rickycal78: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

Who says she's trying to start memes? Looks like she's just being goofy to me, not everyone is trying to solidify their 15 minutes of internet fame ya know.

jst3p: towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?

He has enough cred. I will let this one slide.

Aw, yous guise.

:D

I dared to dream it was real. But yeah I figured I'd be goofy since I done goofed. Shoulda realized it was hotlinked.

The tits threw me off.

Holy shiat. You are a chick? Your posts contain 0% attention whore... I can't believe it. I have been a fan of yours for some time and now I am even more impressed.

Rock on Sarcastica75, rock on.


*fistbump*

I do make really crude remarks, however, that can be flagged as AWing, and sometimes jokes that are misconstrued as such.

But when I say I want to beat the shiat out of some celebricock with my vagoo, I kinda figure people get that I'm kidding.

THIS is the photo I was thinking of:
1.bp.blogspot.com

/and thanks.
 
2011-02-14 11:56:25 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body:

I have been here awhile and I can not remember a single post made by you that was worth reading. I don't "farkie" people but I know when I read a post that is completely devoid of value there is a mental list of authors and you are on it.
 
2011-02-14 11:58:15 PM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Sarcastica75: You may say I'm a dreamer.

No, we're saying you're a tard.

/your $5 on TF would be better spent on buying yourself a clue

//now go count to potato for us, sparky


Awww, a hater. Isn't that cute. You sound like you belong in the politics tab.
 
2011-02-14 11:58:40 PM

Sarcastica75: I do make really crude remarks, however, that can be flagged as AWing, and sometimes jokes that are misconstrued as such.


They don't focus on your own sexuality, that is the difference.

Your posts make me smile, keep it up kid!
 
2011-02-14 11:58:43 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-02-14 11:58:59 PM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Sarcastica75: You may say I'm a dreamer.

No, we're saying you're a tard.

/your $5 on TF would be better spent on buying yourself a clue

//now go count to potato for us, sparky


Let's see, I came back to the thread, saw the pic, and jumped the gun. So that makes me a tard according to you?

*shrug*

Okay.
 
2011-02-15 12:00:20 AM

rickycal78: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Sarcastica75: You may say I'm a dreamer.

No, we're saying you're a tard.

/your $5 on TF would be better spent on buying yourself a clue

//now go count to potato for us, sparky

Awww, a hater. Isn't that cute. You sound like you belong in the politics tab.


Hey, at least I don't LOOK like a derp.
Or Pee-Wee Herman in drag.
 
2011-02-15 12:01:56 AM
media.comicvine.com

/Jealous
 
2011-02-15 12:04:38 AM
images.cheezburger.com

GOOD NIGHT, FARKERS.

YOU, TOO, ASSHOLES!

XD
 
2011-02-15 12:05:35 AM

Sarcastica75: GOOD NIGHT, FARKERS.

YOU, TOO, ASSHOLES!

XD


Your dog wears a fez now?
 
2011-02-15 12:09:53 AM
One line of thinking I've seen here is this:

Young male teen is...er..."molested" by an older person. thus,
He's more likely to be a pedophile or sex offender or whatever later in life.

Now, why exactly would this be a problem? "Because then more kids would have consensual sex with older people" And...? "And then everyone will be having sex like Bonobo monkeys!" And...?

At this point, there aren't many logical arguments that don't involve religion or some unfounded belief about sexuality.

What I mean to say is, pleasure feels good, and as long as a person isn't coercing or using their authority to get sex, it's not much different than a handshake. A very pleasurable handshake.
 
2011-02-15 12:18:13 AM

ozzie_stu: How many victims turn into pedos?

In 20 years time this guy might be saying "I'm a 33 year old male pedo who had underage sex with a teacher while in 'middle' school -> all my Fark friends reckoned it was cool so how come it's not cool when I do it to your under age daughter?"


I know this conversation is long over but it is pretty important to point out that this case isn't pedophilia. Pedophilia specifically refers to an attraction to pre-pubescents. Pedophiles wouldn't be attracted to 15 year olds. So your whole line of thinking "high schoolers who have sex become pedophiles!" doesn't apply.
 
2011-02-15 12:19:21 AM
Holy Christ, WTF is wrong with that woman?

She's smokin' and apparently bat shiat farking crazy.
 
2011-02-15 12:21:42 AM

Sarcastica75: /yeah, you would.
//LOLLERCAUST



Wait, she hates Jews as-well?
 
2011-02-15 12:22:06 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: sparkeyjames: Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.



To be fair. If a teacher(a person of authority), who is 25-years-old, is farking my 13 or 16 year-old son. You can bet I'm turning her in.

That's farked up. This ain't a case of 18-year-old and her/his 17-year-old boyfriend or girlfriend.


That is of course your right, but be aware that if you were my parent and turned her in I would never, ever, forgive you. You would end up in a nursing home where you would be fed only cold gruel on the rare occasions when you were fed, and your diaper would be changed once a month, whether it needed it or not.
 
2011-02-15 12:25:08 AM

fatalvenom: Sarcastica75: /yeah, you would.
//LOLLERCAUST


Wait, she hates Jews as-well?


CLEAR! We have a pulse!
 
2011-02-15 12:25:46 AM
Like the bomb on Hiroshima.
 
2011-02-15 12:28:34 AM

JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.


Almost everyone has asymmetrical features. We just don't notice it because we so rarely see people head on unless we know them well, and when we know someone well, we don't really notice asymmetry on a conscious level. Add in the fact that photos are flat and not accompanied by any other senses (sound, smell, etc.), and we are drawn to the asymmetry a lot more. Less to distract us.
 
2011-02-15 12:30:45 AM

MENSTRUATION: JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.

Almost everyone has asymmetrical features. We just don't notice it because we so rarely see people head on unless we know them well, and when we know someone well, we don't really notice asymmetry on a conscious level. Add in the fact that photos are flat and not accompanied by any other senses (sound, smell, etc.), and we are drawn to the asymmetry a lot more. Less to distract us.


I GAURANTEE her wizard sleeve is just as askew.
 
2011-02-15 12:40:36 AM
Where was she when I was 15?

/not fair
 
2011-02-15 12:50:45 AM

jst3p: bighasbeen: jst3p: SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.

Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.

I was trying to explain this to my girlfriend last night but she had to get up early for driver's ed.

That's nothing. I came home the other day to find my fiance on the front steps crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said "My friends told me you are a pedophile!" I said "WOAH! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"


LOL
 
2011-02-15 12:51:07 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-02-15 01:10:22 AM
Don't get me wrong. I'd use her as a goo-guzzling cum dumpster, but since she sexually abused a child she should be put in a hole in the ground so deep that she can't see sunlight unless it was fedexed to her. -Right beside the males who commit the same crime.
 
2011-02-15 01:17:49 AM
img89.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-15 01:42:05 AM
Dear stupid students, if you would like to continue banging your hot teacher, shut your damn mouth.
 
2011-02-15 01:45:26 AM
Dear (hot) stupid teachers. WTF is wrong with you?

signed, single older guy

/Me bitter? Where the fark do you get that impression
 
2011-02-15 01:45:36 AM
EbolaNYC: She's smokin' and apparently bat shiat farking crazy.

good looking, smart, sane, pick two. Apparently the one she lacks is sane.
 
2011-02-15 01:49:40 AM

Surool: FTA: "According to the affidavit, Massaro admitted to having a consensual sexual relationship with the boy."

Sorry, biotch. That sh*t doesn't fly when the teacher is male, so it is no defense for you either. You are a child rapist.


Kind of. As in the Assange case, it's rape, but not "rape rape". It's sort of a spectrum of different offenses, pretending that sexual exploitation of a minor is the same thing as sexual battery (or the same as statuatory rape within the two-year window, for that matter) is a bit silly.

Still a serious crime, obviously, i hope she enjoys spending an amount of time in prison roughly equal to the age of her victim.

/meh.
 
2011-02-15 01:53:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-15 01:57:58 AM
Wow, cock blocked by dad. For Shame.
 
2011-02-15 02:14:28 AM
Hottest since Deb.
 
2011-02-15 02:18:09 AM
crazy, huh?
 
2011-02-15 02:20:40 AM
while I agree that this chick is a bucket full of crazy that will explode soon... someone should kick that kid's dad in the nuts. twice.


/I was that kid that looked 22 in high school...
//found out later a bunch of my friend's moms thought I was hot
///friend's mom's were all gross biatches.
////CSB
//slashies!
 
2011-02-15 02:33:30 AM
img580.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-15 03:25:28 AM

eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.


But you are coming across as desperate.
 
2011-02-15 03:28:38 AM

untaken_name: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on, the kid was 15!!!

That wasn't abuse, that was a dream come true!

No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.


Well, I'm glad we're all in agreement then.
 
2011-02-15 04:03:06 AM
yeeeeeaaaaah......

The problem isn't the age difference, because if they were both 5 years older, some people might think it icky, but most people wouldn't really object.

I guess the problem might be the idea that those 5 years are very important developmentally, but I can't seem to give much weight to that argument myself.

So it must be mostly that she was his teacher, and I get that- even if she weren't HIS teacher, but just a teacher at the school, she's still an authority figure and rules apply, just like sexual harrasment policies at most companies.

But maybe the reason I'm not that appalled by this is because he was 15 - I was in 11th grade at 15 (birthday during school year, was 16 by the end of it, but still) Or is he one of those kids held back a year by his parents so he could have an "advantage" in school / sports / life that I read about a few months back.

As to the 'it'll turn them into pedophiles' thing...

I read somewhere that our sexual ideal tends to be formed by our first sexual encounter, and I'm pretty sure it's true- had a buddy whose (then) 9 or 10 year old step sister started having sex with him when he was 6 or 7. He's not a pedo, he usually dates girls who are older than him, but he does prefer them extra-petite.

So (assuming the kid wasn't sexually active before) he'll end up liking older women, or 25 year olds.

username101: What I mean to say is, pleasure feels good, and as long as a person isn't coercing or using their authority to get sex, it's not much different than a handshake. A very pleasurable handshake.

That can transmit disease, is linked to a whole slew of chemical reactions in the body and the brain, oh, and has the potential to, and indeed is explicitly intended to, create new life. Heck, even if you have some sort of magic 100% effective birth control / disease prevention, the level of intimacy in sex is an entirely different order from a handshake, unless maybe you have sex with everyone you meet, regardless of age, gender, or any other consideration. (and think about politicians running for elections- the number of hands they shake? ugh)
 
2011-02-15 04:25:33 AM
Americans are afraid of sex
 
2011-02-15 04:34:00 AM

devildog123: 2wolves: Elementary school student?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty farked up too, until I read the kid was 13 and in 8th grade. That sitll isn't great, but I thought she was doing a 4th or 5th grader when I first read the article.


The kid was 15 and in elementary school. Most 15 yo's are at least sophomores in high school. Special needs child? Jesus, that is so sick.
 
2011-02-15 04:48:30 AM
I would do wonderful things to her. :)
 
2011-02-15 05:11:40 AM
i158.photobucket.com

Well, time to dust this off yet again.
 
2011-02-15 06:50:21 AM
Blonde? Her roots are darker than Charles Haley's.

/Or is it Alex Haley? I always mix those two up
 
2011-02-15 06:56:51 AM
I dated a girl in college who only got off if I dressed up in my old uniform from my Catholic high school (just slacks and an oxford shirt - nothing fancy) and I pretended like she had to "teach" me what to do. She used to ask me weird stuff like "Are you ashamed?" in the middle of sexytime.

I've always sort of wondered if these women have the same fetish. Maybe they get off on the relative innocence of it all.
 
2011-02-15 07:16:20 AM

untaken_name:

/curtains do NOT match drapes
//unless she's hardcore


She doesn't have 'drapes', if you know what I'm saying.

Also, dad's man card has just been permanently revoked due to never hearing the phrase blackmail.
 
2011-02-15 07:33:28 AM

Sarcastica75: I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.


Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Hey ... you made it a fun thread. Way more interesting than the usual "they didn't have teachers like that when i was in school luckiest kid alive good thing going herp an derp derp hurrr" bs.

High five.
 
2011-02-15 08:02:56 AM

Tumunga: You would think the dad would have been able to work some pooosy out of it, you know? A little black mail?

"Hey teach, come here and honk on ol' bobo, or I'll tell the cops you've been farking my snowflake. While you're at it, snorkle my starfish till the 10 bottles of Yahoo and peanuts I had for dinner run out."


My thought that too until I took the logic a bit further. Eventually the 15 year old son would brag to his friends and word gets around or it comes out in some psychological eval. The teacher gets busted and rats the blackmailer out to get it off her chest or simply get even.

Better to report her ass and walk away.
 
2011-02-15 08:03:10 AM
LOL, fatassbastard. XD

Which, when you think about it, is probably the nicest compliment I could have paid wombatsrus.

towatchoverme: Sarcastica75: I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Hey ... you made it a fun thread. Way more interesting than the usual "they didn't have teachers like that when i was in school luckiest kid alive good thing going herp an derp derp hurrr" bs.

High five.


Heh, rock on, man. I definitely herped my derp by being a dirty gun jumper, a jumper of guns, if you will. But I think I was still high off the epic Bill O'Reilly thread that honcho posted over the weekend. :D
 
2011-02-15 08:05:30 AM

love_alice: www.sweatygooch.com


Holy farking shiat!
 
2011-02-15 08:52:12 AM
Can't understand why she would want a 15 year old.
 
2011-02-15 09:05:06 AM

RedEmily: Can't understand why she would want a 15 year old.


He can probably go all night and most likely as mature as the average american male her age.
 
2011-02-15 09:16:32 AM
With. Thundering. Force
 
2011-02-15 09:18:12 AM

tereklusec: With. Thundering. Force


You left out for about 6 seconds.
 
2011-02-15 09:26:12 AM
www.wnd.com/?pageId=39783
 
2011-02-15 10:04:06 AM
Unfortunate. She's obviously nine kinds of farked up in the head. From the other pics posted of her here, she looks, well, great. I'd hit. But apparently she's as farked up as a football bat.
 
2011-02-15 10:06:00 AM
I'd let her cliche, all over my face.
 
2011-02-15 10:11:47 AM
The best I ever had were pretty farked in the head...YOU GO GIRL........If my Dad turned her in, I'd have expatriated myself to some other Dad that's for sure. Or why couldn't Dad and I have a three way......what a terrible Dad.
 
2011-02-15 10:26:36 AM
I sense an emancipation in the not too distant future.
 
2011-02-15 10:38:14 AM
I would hold her tenderly.
 
2011-02-15 11:23:42 AM
I would never ever forgive my dad and as soon as I could support myself (for this kid that might be some time to come if ever) I would move out and never speak to him again.

Well when she gets out of prison in 4 years he will be 19 and she will be 29 I say they pick right back up where they left off. From the sounds of it she will still be sleeping with a student.

Oh almost forgot fist of god, tachyon beam and so on hourly until death steals me away kicking and screaming.
 
2011-02-15 11:39:51 AM

towatchoverme: Let's all watch as Sarcastica75's intended meme backfires badly, shall we?


images.cheezburger.com

A very FARK-ish concept, Sarcastica75 has .

/should be well-received here.
 
2011-02-15 12:09:42 PM
Is she the math teacher? Because I'd like to learn about the area under her curves!
 
2011-02-15 12:25:39 PM

1nsanilicious: eeeleeet: This shiat totally pisses me off. I dress nicely when I teach to make sure that if one of these hotties without a ring comes along I can possibly get a date, and this chick goes after one of the students? Does not compute.

And I'm not fat, ugly or non-sociable.

But you are coming across as desperate.


The Vest went out of style in '88 dude
 
2011-02-15 12:54:41 PM
These stupid women are stupid. If you want a teenage jackhammer, do not be a teacher. Then do what guys do. Find out the sexual age of consent and go after the "barely legal" crew. If they're not enough bang, date two. Derp.

Personally, I haven't followed up a hit from anyone under 30. It's probably only a matter of time, but...er...um....

And, cynical chick is cynical. Still mostly only dating long-term friends with no relationship potentialrisk.

Anyway, stupid cradle robber chicks are stooopid. Lady? Ur doin it rong.

/nobody on FARK has seen the "good pictures" or clubbing clothes
//nor will you.
///Evar.
////Just...no.
//unless you go to a con I'm at on a Saturday night
//slashies
 
2011-02-15 01:00:17 PM
I don't give a shiat if a future employer sees a pic from a sff convention. Professional persona; public appearance. Get over it. So if it ends up on the internet, wgaf.
 
2011-02-15 01:40:56 PM

Julie Cochrane: I don't give a shiat if a future employer sees a pic from a sff convention. Professional persona; public appearance. Get over it. So if it ends up on the internet, wgaf.


This post is extremely relevant to the thread. It doesn't come across as AWing at all.
 
2011-02-15 02:49:06 PM

untaken_name: Julie Cochrane: I don't give a shiat if a future employer sees a pic from a sff convention. Professional persona; public appearance. Get over it. So if it ends up on the internet, wgaf.

This post is extremely relevant to the thread. It doesn't come across as AWing at all.


LOL

Too bad. AWing is part of my job description. [grin]


/(sorry)
//(lying)
 
2011-02-15 02:58:32 PM
I don't get the go all night thing. Are you ladies not able to find an older man that can go more than once? I am 38 and can keep going one after another.
 
2011-02-15 03:18:11 PM

Julie Cochrane: untaken_name: Julie Cochrane: I don't give a shiat if a future employer sees a pic from a sff convention. Professional persona; public appearance. Get over it. So if it ends up on the internet, wgaf.

This post is extremely relevant to the thread. It doesn't come across as AWing at all.

LOL

Too bad. AWing is part of my job description. [grin]


/(sorry)
//(lying)


You don't need to apologize to me. I'll call 'em like I sees 'em, but I don't have anything personal invested in it. Just making observations. Carry on.
 
2011-02-15 04:21:43 PM

Profedius: I don't get the go all night thing. Are you ladies not able to find an older man that can go more than once? I am 38 and can keep going one after another.


How you doin'?
 
2011-02-15 05:04:36 PM
I wonder if these teachers were the nerdy or plain girls in high school or college and never had a chance with the "cool" guys. Now they can have there very own 14-15-16-17 year old.

When I was in school, most of the teachers looked like they had a fire on their face and somebody put it out with a hatchet.

Also, I was not a cool guy, until I found Fark
 
2011-02-15 05:26:47 PM
I guess she wanted 30 seconds of hot sex.
 
2011-02-15 09:30:12 PM

Sarcastica75: LOL, fatassbastard. XD

Which, when you think about it, is probably the nicest compliment I could have paid wombatsrus.

towatchoverme: Sarcastica75: I hoped we were witnessing Homeschool Wife part awesome. I dared to hope. You may say I'm a dreamer. And I'm probably the only one.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Hey ... you made it a fun thread. Way more interesting than the usual "they didn't have teachers like that when i was in school luckiest kid alive good thing going herp an derp derp hurrr" bs.

High five.

Heh, rock on, man. I definitely herped my derp by being a dirty gun jumper, a jumper of guns, if you will. But I think I was still high off the epic Bill O'Reilly thread that honcho posted over the weekend. :D


www.esreality.com

/Thanks for letting me grab lots of popcorn to sit back and enjoy the show
//Real wife thinks it is hilarious, had to buy her a new keyboard
 
2011-02-15 11:11:31 PM
A "student teacher"? Is that anything like a "sculpture sculptor" or a "food eater"?
 
2011-02-15 11:23:06 PM

Thorndyke Barnhard: A "student teacher"? Is that anything like a "sculpture sculptor" or a "food eater"?


No, it's more like a student driver. In this case, it is clear that the driver is also a student. In a similar manner, a "student teacher" is a teacher who is also a student. I know it can be very difficult to understand English if you aren't a native speaker, so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.
 
2011-02-15 11:39:47 PM

untaken_name: Thorndyke Barnhard: A "student teacher"? Is that anything like a "sculpture sculptor" or a "food eater"?

No, it's more like a student driver. In this case, it is clear that the driver is also a student. In a similar manner, a "student teacher" is a teacher who is also a student. I know it can be very difficult to understand English if you aren't a native speaker, so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.


Perhaps you can helpink me with other problem, yes no? Why Americans drive on 'parkway' and park on 'driveway'?
 
2011-02-15 11:53:54 PM

inthrees: untaken_name: Thorndyke Barnhard: A "student teacher"? Is that anything like a "sculpture sculptor" or a "food eater"?

No, it's more like a student driver. In this case, it is clear that the driver is also a student. In a similar manner, a "student teacher" is a teacher who is also a student. I know it can be very difficult to understand English if you aren't a native speaker, so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.

Perhaps you can helpink me with other problem, yes no? Why Americans drive on 'parkway' and park on 'driveway'?


Yes, I'll be happy to explain that one. It's a common request. You see, there's an American comedian named "Gallagher". His comedy routine is heavily based on semantic paradoxes like this, and so we drive on parkways and park on driveways solely to keep him employed. Here is a helpful visual aid:

ccinsider.comedycentral.com
 
2011-02-16 09:12:57 AM

untaken_name: so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.


Thanks for the help! Say, while I've got you here, maybe you could give me some tips on comprehending facetious and sarcastic posts?
 
2011-02-16 12:00:14 PM
facetious, sure. sarcastic, not so much.
 
2011-02-16 02:45:55 PM

Thorndyke Barnhard: untaken_name: so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.

Thanks for the help! Say, while I've got you here, maybe you could give me some tips on comprehending facetious and sarcastic posts?


No, I'm afraid I can't. Apologies, but that isn't one of my strong suits. I don't even know what sarcasm is.
 
2011-02-16 08:15:03 PM

bighasbeen: inthrees: untaken_name: Thorndyke Barnhard: A "student teacher"? Is that anything like a "sculpture sculptor" or a "food eater"?

No, it's more like a student driver. In this case, it is clear that the driver is also a student. In a similar manner, a "student teacher" is a teacher who is also a student. I know it can be very difficult to understand English if you aren't a native speaker, so I'm happy to help you with your understanding.

Perhaps you can helpink me with other problem, yes no? Why Americans drive on 'parkway' and park on 'driveway'?

This is good though. , car park YOU!


Heh. Forgot about that.
 
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