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(Telegraph)   "There is no difference between a real and fake hymen" said the cleric   (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 91
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2011-02-14 05:24:22 PM  
 
2011-02-14 05:38:15 PM  
I don't want to be the one to disagree with him.

seriousnerd.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-02-14 07:53:30 PM  
Shouldn't this have been an old and busted / new hotness meme headline?

/I'll submit it that way later tonight
 
2011-02-14 07:53:36 PM  
www.jewishexponent.com
There is if you're trying to ice the bastard.
 
2011-02-14 07:54:47 PM  

Fano: There is if you're trying to ice the bastard.


Goddammit, I came here to make that reference!
 
2011-02-14 07:56:12 PM  
I dunno, the fake hymen doesn't cook at the same temp, and it always comes out rubbery.
 
2011-02-14 07:56:44 PM  
There once was a girl from Peru
Whose cherry some chap had torn through
Her mother, a shrewd one
Built her a new one
From rubber, red ink and some glue.
 
2011-02-14 07:59:09 PM  
Except the real one has usually been driven so far back in her ass she could use it as a tail light.
 
2011-02-14 08:02:18 PM  
www.askdrrobert.dr-robert.com
 
2011-02-14 08:03:56 PM  
Debbie Hymen begs to differ (SFW):
Link (new window)
 
2011-02-14 08:05:28 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2011-02-14 08:05:52 PM  
numbone

Damn, Anne Hathaway looks old.
 
2011-02-14 08:05:54 PM  
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader, has ruled that even if a married woman who claimed to be a virgin was proved to have had non-penetrative premarital sex, her husband could not divorce her unless the couple had agreed in advance that virginity meant no sex at all. Put crudely, it's OK to play.

چه? چه? در اين کون
 
2011-02-14 08:06:19 PM  
Hymenoplasty is a big business in France.
 
2011-02-14 08:06:25 PM  
Stupid animals lost in 12th century religious dogma.
 
2011-02-14 08:06:48 PM  
Male Muslims are incredibly insecure
 
2011-02-14 08:08:29 PM  
Oh for fark's sake hymens are way, way, way overrated. I'll take the broken in version any night of the week...

/ Hymenoplasty is basically genital mutilation
 
2011-02-14 08:10:07 PM  
I though a significant number of women break their hymen from none sexual acts. Do all these women who don't bleed on the sheets the first time get annulled?

/ then again, getting annulled for the first time might cause blood stained sheets too.
 
2011-02-14 08:10:50 PM  
I can't believe it's not hymen!
 
2011-02-14 08:12:11 PM  
I'll be the judge of that
 
2011-02-14 08:13:55 PM  
img72.imageshack.us

HYMEN!
 
2011-02-14 08:17:02 PM  
Ummm ... why hasn't this devolved into a hawt middle eastern girl picture thread yet? I mean, shouldn't this have happened already? You're messing with reality, farkers. The tides go in. The tides go out. No miscommunication. Article talks about ethnic women. Farkers post pictures of said ethnic women. No miscommunication.
 
2011-02-14 08:18:03 PM  
In before: "will the mods please stop linking to the Torygraph, it has a political slant I disagree with and that means it must be a tabloid, and also that everything in it is completely made up, for example there's no such thing as a "hymen" -- none of the girls I've gone to bed with ever had one, etc."

/c'mon Farkers, don't disappoint me now
 
2011-02-14 08:18:51 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: There once was a girl from Peru
Whose cherry some chap had torn through
Her mother, a shrewd one
Built her a new one
From rubber, red ink and some glue.


There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'!
 
2011-02-14 08:22:36 PM  

ksobby: Ummm ... why hasn't this devolved into a hawt middle eastern girl picture thread yet? I mean, shouldn't this have happened already? You're messing with reality, farkers. The tides go in. The tides go out. No miscommunication. Article talks about ethnic women. Farkers post pictures of said ethnic women. No miscommunication.


3.bp.blogspot.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

It's not doing it for me.
 
2011-02-14 08:27:06 PM  
Still, there's a lot to be said about the ride of a new car....
 
2011-02-14 08:28:09 PM  

Jackpot777: It's not doing it for me.


Then, you sir, are dead!

/ Well played.
 
2011-02-14 08:29:19 PM  

Jackpot777: It's not doing it for me.


They're showing too much face. Plus, #2 has exposed her ankle and some forearm!
 
2011-02-14 08:29:24 PM  

RoyBatty: Shouldn't this have been an old and busted / new hotness meme headline?

/I'll submit it that way later tonight


+1

/paying it forward
 
2011-02-14 08:31:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-14 08:35:27 PM  
cretinbob [TotalFark] Quote 2011-02-14 05:24:22 PM
I got a contract from the church (new window)


I just have to say FARK YOU to Adult Swim for letting folks from Canada and the UK watch your ad, but not the content.
 
2011-02-14 08:36:10 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: There once was a girl from Peru
Whose cherry some chap had torn through
Her mother, a shrewd one
Built her a new one
From rubber, red ink and some glue.


The Peruvian chap, sad to say,
Was by no means informed of the way
His lover's torn tissue
Was promptly re-issued;
The procedure was undone that day.
 
2011-02-14 08:38:32 PM  
"There is no difference between a real and fake hymen..."

...except one is the original natural anatomical feature and the other is a plastic surgery construction that only insecure men in backwards religious cultures would actually care about.
 
2011-02-14 08:43:26 PM  
Yo dawg, I heard you like hymen so I faked hymen in your girl's pussy so you can hit hymen while you hit it.
 
2011-02-14 08:56:37 PM  
Last year, the Saudi scholar Anwar bin-Majid argued that God "knows that human minds cannot grasp the nature of the pleasures of Paradise, so He made it closer to their understanding by mentioning dark-eyed beauties, wine, milk, and fruit". In fact, he went on, "in Paradise there are no sexual impulses. Therefore, people's sexual organs will disappear in the afterlife".

1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com

...
 
2011-02-14 08:58:11 PM  

Elzar: / Hymenoplasty is basically genital mutilation


Sounds awesome. I wish I had a hymen. Would pop that sucker like bubble wrap.

/only kidding, unless...
 
2011-02-14 09:00:27 PM  

que.guero: cretinbob [TotalFark] Quote 2011-02-14 05:24:22 PM
I got a contract from the church (new window)

I just have to say FARK YOU to Adult Swim for letting folks from Canada and the UK watch your ad, but not the content.


Bah. I farking hate that too. There a lot of stuff from the UK like that.
I tried finding it on youtube, but it wasn't there
 
2011-02-14 09:13:29 PM  
In my D&D days we determined that a cleric's cure light wounds spell could make an intact hymen.
 
2011-02-14 09:17:07 PM  

Jackpot777: ksobby: Ummm ... why hasn't this devolved into a hawt middle eastern girl picture thread yet? I mean, shouldn't this have happened already? You're messing with reality, farkers. The tides go in. The tides go out. No miscommunication. Article talks about ethnic women. Farkers post pictures of said ethnic women. No miscommunication.

It's not doing it for me.


Eh, I wouldn't mind getting rescued by the lifeguard in the second pic.

/rescue is rescue, after all
//hard to tell since the pic is small, but she looks all right
 
2011-02-14 09:22:36 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader, has ruled that even if a married woman who claimed to be a virgin was proved to have had non-penetrative premarital sex, her husband could not divorce her unless the couple had agreed in advance that virginity meant no sex at all. Put crudely, it's OK to play.

چه? چه? در اين کون


news.xinhuanet.com

Just think. THIS 71-yr-old man is the guy telling everyone about women's hymens here.

Is that creepy as hell, or what?
 
2011-02-14 09:22:56 PM  

Oznog: Last year, the Saudi scholar Anwar bin-Majid argued that God "knows that human minds cannot grasp the nature of the pleasures of Paradise, so He made it closer to their understanding by mentioning dark-eyed beauties, wine, milk, and fruit". In fact, he went on, "in Paradise there are no sexual impulses. Therefore, people's sexual organs will disappear in the afterlife".
...


Seriously, what a farked up view of human sexuality. Can't blame the Muslims exclusively though. They learned it from the Christians who learned it from the Jews who most likely learned it from the Zoroastrians. (or, more likely, these similar attitudes developed alongside each other based on early agrarian concepts of "owning" female reproduction and cross-contaminated each other via trade/imperialism).

Outdated, ridiculous, and sad.

/like your mom...
 
2011-02-14 09:29:14 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-02-14 09:30:53 PM  
How high-level a cleric do you have to be to cast Restore Hymen, anyway?
 
2011-02-14 09:39:26 PM  

semiotix: How high-level a cleric do you have to be to cast Restore Hymen, anyway?


It's a 5th-Level spell. Oddly enough though, "Destroy Hymen" is a 0th-Level spell.
 
2011-02-14 09:41:57 PM  
Okay... So here's my question. I'm a chick who likes moderatly rough sex, and yet I never had a hymen. How painful is it really?

I ask this because of the comment that American women who wanted to give their husband a special experience were seeking out hymenoplasty. While I understand the appeal of some pain with your pleaure, hymen blasting always sounded really painful.
 
2011-02-14 09:42:30 PM  

altinos: In my D&D days we determined that a cleric's cure light wounds spell could make an intact hymen.


But you have to make a Savings Throw roll vs. Poision.
 
2011-02-14 09:44:18 PM  

semiotix: How high-level a cleric do you have to be to cast Restore Hymen, anyway?


I just snorted red wine through my bitter single female nose.

/not a single female lawyer
 
2011-02-14 09:49:35 PM  

ArgusRun: Okay... So here's my question. I'm a chick who likes moderatly rough sex, and yet I never had a hymen. How painful is it really?

I ask this because of the comment that American women who wanted to give their husband a special experience were seeking out hymenoplasty. While I understand the appeal of some pain with your pleaure, hymen blasting always sounded really painful.


That sounds horrible. Citation?
 
2011-02-14 09:50:08 PM  
So if the girls are virgins, and the guys probably aren't, who are the guys screwing anyway? The same 2 or 3 girls or their buddies backsides?

Seriously, religious people fixated on virginity all need some serious counseling.
 
2011-02-14 09:55:14 PM  

que.guero: cretinbob [TotalFark] Quote 2011-02-14 05:24:22 PM
I got a contract from the church (new window)

I just have to say FARK YOU to Adult Swim for letting folks from Canada and the UK watch your ad, but not the content.


you can watch TV shows on yer innnetz ya know

http://www.sidereel.com/
 
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