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(Daily Mail)   Eva Longoria's new boyfriend gets her name tattooed on his arm. Are expected to break up any day now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2011-02-14 10:15:57 AM
That's ok. With a slight adjustment and the addition of a new letter at the front, he can claim to be celebrating his favourtie band, complete with Cone of Power.
 
2011-02-14 10:44:58 AM
I don't care how secure you feel in your relationship: the minute
you get your SO's name tattooed on you, that's setting an expiration
date for the relationship.
 
2011-02-14 11:01:38 AM
Did he tuck his jeans into his boots?
 
2011-02-14 11:04:02 AM

Rapmaster2000: Did he tuck his jeans into his boots?



Ha!
 
2011-02-14 11:17:37 AM
Don't these idiots ever learn?
 
2011-02-14 11:17:39 AM
I thought she was married to what's his face from whatever sports team.
 
2011-02-14 11:21:19 AM

Phoenix_M: I thought she was married to what's his face from whatever sports team.


They got divorced and she got her tattoo of their wedding date lasered off.
 
2011-02-14 11:22:12 AM
Are?
 
2011-02-14 11:22:28 AM
While I wouldn't normally do this, if i farked her I would tattoo it to my forehead.
 
2011-02-14 11:27:13 AM
Actually, the tattoo is a work-in-progress. He actually wants to display his support of his favorite band, Evanescence. He will get it finished after his next paycheck.
 
2011-02-14 11:27:40 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I don't care how secure you feel in your relationship: the minute
you get your SO's name tattooed on you, that's setting an expiration
date for the relationship.


Johnny Depp agrees.

/Wino forever.
 
2011-02-14 11:45:56 AM
If subby is male - hand in your balls on your way out...
 
2011-02-14 11:55:23 AM
Can we just get it over with and have folks who do this (male & female) get a "twofer" and also have STUPID tatted on their forehead?

It's so much more permanent than a sign and serves the same purpose!

transportfool.com

/hot
 
2011-02-14 12:32:34 PM
Hmmm, the guy is younger than her, ala Parker. I guess she likes getting cheated on.
 
2011-02-14 12:37:42 PM
Subby are horrible at grammar
 
2011-02-14 01:30:01 PM
www.homeruncards.com
 
2011-02-14 02:47:47 PM
Well, when they break up he can always get this put next to it:

img508.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-14 03:11:44 PM
Guess when you have enough money for laser removal, you can rush into stupid crap. What, they've been dating two or three months?
 
2011-02-14 03:13:18 PM

TommyBahama: While I wouldn't normally do this, if i farked her I would tattoo it to my forehead.


Right? That was my first thought also. Dude made himself a trophy. Even if it fails, he'll always remember and tell his grandkids that he had a hotter lady before he met their grandmother.
 
2011-02-14 04:31:47 PM
The mere knowledge that I cause seismic moangasms in Eva would suffice....
 
2011-02-14 05:08:24 PM

Andric: Well, when they break up he can always get this put next to it:


Well played.
 
2011-02-15 01:03:37 AM

dominick: www.homeruncards.com


That's not my cap.
 
2011-02-15 08:29:15 AM
As beautiful as she is, just how vain, narcissistic, biatchy and lousy in bed must she be for her husband to cheat on her, with another married woman to boot?
 
2011-02-16 02:08:46 AM
I don't know, it could be pretty neat as a sort of collectable.

Where did you get that tattoo?

When I was sleeping with Eva Longoria.
 
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