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(NYPost)   Chuck Berry took Polaroids of himself with smiling, naked girls before he'd have sex with them, to avoid rape charges   (nypost.com) divider line 121
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2003-07-22 04:13:06 AM
sounds like a good idea to me
 
2003-07-22 04:46:01 AM
You can always hide the gun pointed at their heads off-camera.
 
2003-07-22 08:26:56 AM
That's why you have witnesses, TappingTheVein, and video evidence. Plus a gynecologist to provide before and after verfication.
</sad, sad world>
 
2003-07-22 08:39:41 AM
They ought to make this part of the NBA rookie orientation.
 
2003-07-22 08:52:17 AM
I'm pretty it's Larry Allen of the Cowboys that did the best thing of all. He would secretly video tape everytime he had sex with a woman to protect himself against this and there was a woman who found this out the hard way when she tried to bring him up on rape charges
 
2003-07-22 09:29:17 AM
Nasty, Trunks, but would you rather be convicted on rape charges or invasion of privacy (if your state requires bilateral consent)?
 
2003-07-22 09:51:19 AM
Hmmm, very interesting situation. Charged with Rape? Charged with secretly videotaping your consensual sex encounter? I think I'll take my chances with the secret videotaping. I would imagine it would be pretty awkward for the person who initially charged rape, then when the videotape proved otherwise, charged invasion of privacy.

Anyway, I had a roommate who used to secretly videotape his banging sessions. He picked the dumbest girls though. Hid the camera in a pile of clothes on a table. I would ask him "How do you turn it on before you get it on? Say to them 'look! over there!' then reach over and hit record while they are distracted?" He said "Yep, that's pretty much what I do."
 
2003-07-22 10:04:07 AM
"Chuck! This is your cousin, Marvin Berry! "
 
2003-07-22 10:05:30 AM
I wonder if he'd get behind one of these groupies and then do that little duck walk thing.

That always gets em wet...
 
2003-07-22 10:49:13 AM
I have this friend who...

Uh huh.

So, Weaps, why did you he tape these girls and where is your his video collection now?

Personally, I would be pretty annoyed if I ever discovered someone had recorded my hanky panky. I imagine I look pretty damn stupid in the throes of passion.
 
2003-07-22 10:50:31 AM
that's why he's the true king of rock and roll.

but he also likes to have girls peepee into his mouth and drop a few logs on him....ewwww.
 
2003-07-22 10:51:27 AM
That's not all Chuck Berry's done. He's a notorious perv. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2003-07-22 10:51:49 AM
Imagine how many polaroids he has of his ding-a-ling
 
2003-07-22 10:55:36 AM
Sudie I would truly like to say that yeah, hee hee, you got me, oops! Sadly, however, I cannot. At the time I was unemployed and couldn't get laid to save my life (which was probably a good thing in retrospect) while roomie was out clubbing with gorgeous (albeit kinda stupid) Asian goddesses. Whom he videotaped. So I assume that his video collection is safely esconded somewhere in California where he still is.

Was a nice thought tho' :)
 
2003-07-22 11:02:26 AM
Hey evabuddy! Weaps' used to room with Rob Lowe!!! Pass it on...
 
2003-07-22 11:21:43 AM
it's sad that drastic measures like that are needed these days (well not just these days). Women who falsely claim rape should be punished.
 
2003-07-22 11:24:27 AM
That videotaping idea sounds pretty sweet. Although I doubt I'll be brought up on false rape charges given the fact that I'm neither rich nor famous.
 
2003-07-22 12:11:40 PM
Damn he's a smart guy. Smooth too. Chuck Berry rules.
 
2003-07-22 12:12:19 PM
Anyone else picture Kobe Bryant slapping his head and saying "Now why didn't I think of THAT?"
 
2003-07-22 12:12:57 PM
The author of this is "Richard Johnson". I'd slap my parents.
 
2003-07-22 12:13:48 PM
They ought to make this part of the NBA rookie orientation.

A+++

Excellent work!
 
2003-07-22 12:14:15 PM
Did Kobe know about this? Guess not....

--h
 
2003-07-22 12:15:10 PM
Where are the aforementioned polaroids. This article would have been much better with said pics.
 
2003-07-22 12:15:14 PM
Wouldn't have said that if I had read the article first.
 
2003-07-22 12:15:41 PM
Oh, Maybeline, why can't you be true?
 
2003-07-22 12:17:24 PM
P.S. Gene Simmons has a nice polaroid collection, too.
 
2003-07-22 12:17:47 PM
You know, it's all fun and games until someone drops a stool on your chest

Go, Johnny, go
 
2003-07-22 12:18:30 PM
Given his past trouble with this, this makes a lot of sense for him...
 
2003-07-22 12:19:48 PM
It's not news it's:

No really, it's not news.
 
2003-07-22 12:20:07 PM
He used to carry his camera in a gunny sack,
Go scour for some coochie near the club's coat rack;
Oh, the mamas would see him and then they prayed,
That he would take them home cause he wanted to be laid;
Before the sex he pull the camera out and told them to smile,
Because a rape charge against Chuck Berry you will not file !
 
2003-07-22 12:20:12 PM
Poor Kobe. I know he's innocent, but I hope he gets found guilty, even though it won't happen.
 
2003-07-22 12:21:59 PM
bilateral consent for videotaping on your own property? tell that to any building with security cameras...
 
2003-07-22 12:22:02 PM
New argument when trying to convince chicks to let you videotape the festivities.

Thank you Chuck Berry... you maginificant bastard!
 
2003-07-22 12:22:10 PM
Very nice. >.>
 
2003-07-22 12:22:48 PM
Not strange at all. It's very clever. I'm sure it also discouraged anyone from filing false charges against him.

"I can say he raped me, but then that pic will be shown in court. Hmmm...."
 
2003-07-22 12:22:49 PM
Chunk Berry? Sneaky bastidge...;)
 
2003-07-22 12:23:09 PM
Meanwhile I was thinkin'
She's in the mood, no need to break it
I got a chance, I ought to take it
If she'll dance, we can make it
Come on Queenie, let's shake it
 
2003-07-22 12:23:21 PM
stevarooni would you rather be convicted on rape charges or invasion of privacy?

Maybe if you're rich and famous you can just tell the girl that you're going to tape it. If she says no you shout "next" to have another girl brought in.
 
2003-07-22 12:23:32 PM
Yes, Kobe is the big story anything else like our troops getting killed and the problems in Africa don't even rank as minor distractions.
 
2003-07-22 12:24:10 PM
Johnson & Johnson...official shampoo of Mike Piazza and Barry Bonds
 
2003-07-22 12:24:11 PM
I remember seeing a bunch of these pics in High Society (old school pr0n) mag, when I was about 17. They were not the most flattering shots of Chuck or the groupies he nailed. Remember it was the 70's, think Pam Grier bush.

Anyway, they have to be on the net somewhere if you are so inclined.
 
2003-07-22 12:24:18 PM
Demetrius:

The author of this is "Richard Johnson". I'd slap my parents.

I went to school with a kid named John Thomas! Talk about slapping your parents! He was queer as a 3 dollar bill to boot, which made it even funnier, er...sadder.
 
2003-07-22 12:25:00 PM
You want Africa? go to CNN.com
 
2003-07-22 12:25:02 PM
NEW YORK (AP)- Producer/mogul Sean (P. Diddy) Combs announced today that he has signed Lakers star Kobe Bryant to a recording contract. While the title of the project has yet to be announced, an anonymous source at ASCAP reports that Combs has sought permission to use samples from John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" and Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling", among others.
 
2003-07-22 12:29:00 PM
I keep reading downbutnotOUT's posting. Can someone please translate for me.
 
2003-07-22 12:29:20 PM
I wonder if they have to sign a contract as well.

Check if you will:
[] Allow Chuck to go "buck wild" on that ass
[] Allow Chuck to pee on you
[] Allow Chuck to sing "My Dingaling" during intercourse

There is some video of Chuck doing the Golden shower, so I am not the pervert, he is. Well, at least he is too.
 
2003-07-22 12:29:30 PM
Old news.

I remember seeing this (and some of the photos) back in 1989...
 
2003-07-22 12:29:51 PM
I saw him play a few years back. At one point, he lifted his guitar to his face, said, "This one's for the ladies," and proceeded to play it with his tongue. Classy.
 
2003-07-22 12:31:07 PM
I once took a picture with Mickey Mouse at DisneyWorld... come to think of it we were smiling...god I feel dirty.
 
2003-07-22 12:36:47 PM
Chuckie is old school, ALL gigs are cash in hand upfront or he don't play...you don't get that old without gaining some wisdom no matter how farked up it may be.
 
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