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(NCBuy)   Naming rights to monastery to be auctioned on Ebay. What would you name it?   ( divider line 135
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2003-07-22 11:07:25 AM  
st. pringles!

you know, then they'd be... chip monks!
2003-07-22 11:36:11 AM  
Saint Badcrumble's Bar & Grille
(Happy Hour: Vespers to Compline, Two Drink Minimum)

Most Holy Order of the Emperor Fabulous

St. Jeff's Relaxed and Groovy Holy Place

Chapel of the Gospel According to Saint Bastard

Church of the Nativity of Baby Jee
2003-07-22 11:43:23 AM  
The "Just In Case Jesus Is Real Monastery."
2003-07-22 11:48:36 AM  
2003-07-22 07:54:22 AM

[image from too old to be available]

Monk EC, Monk EDO

I missed that...
2003-07-22 12:04:02 PM  
JESUS SAVES... H&S Greenpoints!
2003-07-22 12:16:29 PM  
Hotel Cowl-ifornia

Drunk Monk Spunk Bunks

Nuestro Santo Monasterio de Jesus de Chingaculo

Altar Boyz 'n' tha Hood

St. Mancis of Ass-easy
2003-07-22 12:25:02 PM  
How about the He Man Woman Haters Club?
2003-07-22 12:32:54 PM  
The Blessed Cheesemakers.
2003-07-22 12:48:21 PM  
House Of Whacks
2003-07-22 12:50:21 PM  
Whacks on
Whacks off
2003-07-22 12:53:11 PM  
The Quickee Mart
2003-07-22 12:55:27 PM  
2003-07-22 01:26:35 PM  
Saint Hubbins's Home for the Terminally Virginal
2003-07-22 01:56:40 PM  
How about the House of Debauchery?

New Gomorrah?

Gotta keep it biblical yaknow?
2003-07-22 01:57:51 PM  
Joe Bob's Monkery
2003-07-22 01:58:49 PM  
Joe Bob's Monkery

Now with Voting
2003-07-22 02:19:00 PM  
"Our Lady of p-p-p-p-perp-p-p-etual pppersperation"

Catlickers, gotta love em....or get burned at the stake.
2003-07-22 02:31:26 PM  
Spanky McMonkmonk's

St. Celiba's


Blubalz Abbey

Live Nude Chant

Christian Brothers, But Not The Ones Who Make The Brandy, So Piss Off You Drunk Bastards

Habit Lifterz

Fun For Nuns

/guaranteed admission to H-E-Double-Hockeystix
2003-07-22 02:34:42 PM  
Peaceboy already did "Monasteria!"? Great minds think alike, dude.

/suckin' up
2003-07-22 02:35:49 PM  
The Brotherhood of Mount Altarboys
2003-07-22 02:39:29 PM  
St. Ben Dover's of the Glory Hole
2003-07-22 02:40:25 PM  
Now I feel unclean...
2003-07-22 03:25:12 PM  
St. Surfers De Bungholio (another fine institution brought to you by those nice folks at Child Molesters, Inc. in business since the Cruci"fiction")
2003-07-22 03:29:51 PM  

Auugh! You beat me by two minutes!

I just ran it down. It's from the movie "The Naked Gun." It's the hospital Nordberg (OJ Simpson) is in.
2003-07-22 04:45:02 PM  
St. Feces' Hurling Monk-eys

Leeds: Farking brilliant, I woulda voted for your suggestion!
2003-07-22 04:50:49 PM  
I guess they won't allow "Sh*t-f**k-satan-death-sex-drugs-rape Monastery".
How about "Church of Perpetual Indulgence".
2003-07-22 06:02:23 PM  
I'm personally offended that the first example for a non-usable name they came up with was "we screw girls". I wasn't think that at all. "We Screw Boys" is a much more natural fit.
2003-07-22 06:11:56 PM  
"Mary Mother of God's house of what have you done!"

/works on so many levels
2003-07-22 06:34:07 PM  
church building: Our Lady of the Inverted Nipples

retreat center: Please Don't Smite Us Center

church grounds: St. Opium Park (Tended by Jesus, the Mexican gardener)
2003-07-22 07:25:52 PM  
International Monastary for the Saving of Wydok's Soul.


2003-07-22 08:06:31 PM  
Golden Showers Pedoversalist Crutch...I mean, Church

Religious Institute of Scatology?

The First National "Jesus Was A Leprechaun" Church?

Cream of Sum Yung Boi Dinner Hall?
2003-07-22 11:52:03 PM  
2003-07-22 11:58:57 PM  
The Honda Monasteric EX V6
2003-07-23 12:49:47 AM  
My Goodeness, I can't believe nobody thought of this. Picture it, if you will...

"All priests please report to the Butthead memorial retreat center...(why did we ever let them name it?)"

Jesus is coming, look busy.

/packing my bags for a loooong stay in hell
2003-07-23 04:37:28 AM  
"Camp Boy Scout"
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