Tard fight!

Go Meteor!

Looks like Sarah Palin™ is moving toward the center to ready herself for a presidential bid.

I like it when Santorum gets all butthurt and in a froth.

So, Santorum says that Palin isn't being paid enough to attend CPAC, so she blew it off to hang out with all those kids she has.

Palin, of course, decides to make this an "attack on her family", instead of addressing the fact that she really did blow of CPAC because they didn't pay her enough.

Point the first: Neanderthals were NOT stupid. People assume they are because of a misidentified skull found a century ago. IIRC, Neanderthals interbred with humans, had a language, cooked food, used tools etc etc.

Point the second: Rick Santorum has argued extensively that women should not work out of the home, AND he has more kids than Palin.

Can we call Rick Santorum an Australopithecus afarensis?

Thanks.

Also, shut up Sarah Palin. Just because Santorum is a frothy cocksucker doesn't make you any less annoying.

lennavan: Ok, I'm getting giddy. I'm afraid to RTFA because of most importance is why she called him a neanderthal. I really hope it's because of his stances with respect to gay rights.

"I don't live in Alaska and I'm not the mother to all these kids and I don't have other responsibilities that she has,"

Oh, it's because he made a sexist comment at her.

Cagey B: You root for both of them to go over a waterfall while slap-fighting each other. That's who you root for.

I'm with you.

He has 7 children, one of whom has trisomy-18 (John Edward's Syndrome, really). She has 5 children, one of whom has trisomy-21.

In his little head, being a father of 7 is less responsibility than being a mother of 5.

Santorum really should have stuck to the 'paying gig' slam. Right or wrong, you know Palin's going to turn into Earth Mother if you mention the kids.

I hope they both make it up to at least the first debate.

Santorum's kids aren't being neglected by an attention-whoring mother who spends a lot of time away from home and her kids.

Lorelle: Santorum's kids aren't being neglected by an attention-whoring mother who spends a lot of time away from home and her kids.

Maybe not. But on the downside, they have to hang out with Rick Santorum. So, I'd say it's kind of a toss-up.

dgc360: I don't understand, isn't she a creationist? She shouldn't know what a neanderthal is.

She uses alot of words and terms of which she does not know the meaning.

Lorelle: Santorum's kids aren't being neglected by an attention-whoring mother who spends a lot of time away from home and her kids.

Both families have one attention-whoring parent who ignores their kids and spends a lot of time away from home.

Linoleum_Blownapart: Lorelle: Santorum's kids aren't being neglected by an attention-whoring mother who spends a lot of time away from home and her kids.

Both families have one attention-whoring parent who ignores their kids and spends a lot of time away from home.

That's not entirely true. Santorum relocated himself and his family outside of Pennsylvania (new window) while still claiming to legitimately represent it.

Diogenes: Linoleum_Blownapart: Lorelle: Santorum's kids aren't being neglected by an attention-whoring mother who spends a lot of time away from home and her kids.

Both families have one attention-whoring parent who ignores their kids and spends a lot of time away from home.

That's not entirely true. Santorum relocated himself and his family outside of Pennsylvania (new window) while still claiming to legitimately represent it.

What does where his family's house is have to do with how much time he spends there?

"rok n rohl!"

In her defense, she thinks Neanderthal is a book in the Old Testament.

FTFA: "I don't live in Alaska and I'm not the mother to all these kids and I don't have other responsibilities that she has," Santorum said in comments that some commentators called sexist.

Wiki: Santorum and his wife, Karen Garver Santorum, have SEVEN children: Elizabeth Anne (born 1991); Richard John ("Johnny"), Jr. (born 1993); Daniel James (born 1995); Sarah Maria (born 1998); Peter Kenneth (born 1999); Patrick Francis (born 2001); and Isabella "Bella" Maria (born 2008).

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Santorum wins the Douchetastic Award this time around. Thanks for giving the rest of us dads another reason to punch you in the crotch if I see you in public.

Good job, dumbass.

You could have made one of the few intelligent points of your adult life, about her blowing off CPAC, but noooo. You had to fark up the landing, and give the roughest, toughest, Mama Grizzly another excuse to cry like a little girl at the end of Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer.

Schmee: "I won't call him a 6,000 year-old knuckle-dragging Neanderthal."


Fixed that for her. She nearly lost the fundie vote.

Cagey B: You root for both of them to go over a waterfall while slap-fighting each other. That's who you root for.

Jesus, it would be the anti-Holmes and Moriarty.