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(Some Guy)   King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia (not) dead   (businessinsider.com) divider line 74
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2011-02-10 09:53:29 AM  

overlord: He was (not) delicious.


King Abdullah dead today at the senseless age of 86.
 
2011-02-10 09:53:30 AM  
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There is nothing wrong with the middle east and world! All these supposed "protest" are just early ticket sales for the upcoming Miley Cyrus world tour. It just happens to be starting in the Middle East.

Please move along, keep buying and consuming and don't worry. Governments have everything under control.
 
2011-02-10 09:55:02 AM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Last week King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia collapsed at a party and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more than a gallon of semen. I swear to Allah this is true.


LOL
 
2011-02-10 09:55:08 AM  

Tatsuma: The reports of his death are not the only things that have been exaggerated in Saudi Arabia. Turns out their oil reserve is 40% smaller than previously thought.


That information has been out there for years now.

They aren't the only ones exaggerating either. Iran's in the same predicament, but I'm sure you probably know all about that.
 
2011-02-10 09:56:08 AM  
This is obviously a rumor planted by an oil speculator. I'm sure he/she is selling off his/her shares right now before the King comes out and tells everyone to STFU and GBTW.
 
2011-02-10 09:56:39 AM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Last week King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia collapsed at a party and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more than a gallon of semen. I swear to Allah this is true.


Camel?
 
2011-02-10 09:56:46 AM  

Evil_ferret: So Obama killed him with words?


Obama is the Kwisatz Haderach!
 
2011-02-10 10:03:19 AM  
Someone farted in the middle east, quick raise oilprices!
 
2011-02-10 10:05:38 AM  

ejwsod36: What about Generalissimo Franco?


STILL DEAD
www.multifamilyinvestor.com
 
2011-02-10 10:13:39 AM  
So does this mean the House of Saud is hiring?
 
2011-02-10 10:15:39 AM  
www.scottstander.com
 
2011-02-10 10:17:43 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Did you actually read the headline or the article, submitter? It's saying his death is unconfirmed and the IslamTimes report isn't credible.


"...(not)..."

/Headline may have changed; that happens
 
2011-02-10 10:19:03 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Evil_ferret: So Obama killed him with words?

Obama is the Kwisatz Haderach!


His name is a Killing Word?
 
2011-02-10 10:23:09 AM  
C'mon people, this is a sensative issue.

BTW the Business Insider is currently hiring for a new editor.
 
2011-02-10 10:32:55 AM  
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2011-02-10 10:42:44 AM  
whew
I can save the money I was going to spend on sending flowers to Crawford to console W
 
2011-02-10 10:59:56 AM  

bdub77: wizard


...That's a level 9 spell. He would have to be a level...17 or 18 as a wizard, 18 or 19 as a sorc? Been a while...

Still this could be a bad, bad thing if it's true...and while the source isn't necessarily reliable, you'd think the saudis would be doing all they can to prove it's not true, and other than a brief denial, they haven't.
 
2011-02-10 11:01:53 AM  
Did he drop any good loot?
 
2011-02-10 11:16:17 AM  
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia (not) dead

People say the same thing about me all the time, but one of these days I'll prove them wrong. That'll show 'em.
 
2011-02-10 11:35:20 AM  

Kyndig: ...That's a level 9 spell. He would have to be a level...17 or 18 as a wizard, 18 or 19 as a sorc? Been a while...

Still this could be a bad, bad thing if it's true...


Agreed. It's much worse. Level 17 Obama wizard will destroy us!
 
2011-02-10 12:26:23 PM  
Apparently his zombie swore in Jordan's new cabinet today. link
 
2011-02-10 12:45:42 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

RIP PAULA
 
2011-02-10 03:52:34 PM  
It's only for a year. Tax purposes, you know.
 
2011-02-11 10:22:58 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Apparently his zombie swore in Jordan's new cabinet today. link


Wrong King Abdullah.
 
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