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(Beatcalls)   Attention all female Exxon employees: Interviews for promotions are not held in motels and do not require a medical exam   (beatcalls.com) divider line 48
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2011-02-10 02:14:06 AM  
Does this mean that I'm being considered for the position?

/the position you said you had me in mind for
 
2011-02-10 03:52:44 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: Does this mean that I'm being considered for the position?

/the position you said you had me in mind for


I have a few positions in mind for you.
 
2011-02-10 04:23:12 AM  
Well, not motels with hourly rates, anyway.
 
2011-02-10 05:28:21 AM  
Which porn site does he show his interviews on? :P
 
2011-02-10 07:50:08 AM  
LBJ,
Remember,
You do have to *PAY AT THE PUMP*.....
/I'll make change....
//Meeerrrooowwwwwwww

4.bp.blogspot.com

///YES, I'm OLD!!!!!
 
2011-02-10 07:50:11 AM  
Subby: Shhhhhh!
 
2011-02-10 07:59:47 AM  
What the hell does this mean?

He faces charges of Violation of the Community Notification Act.
 
2011-02-10 08:01:08 AM  
Sounds legit

teesbox.com
 
2011-02-10 08:02:05 AM  

ChipNASA: LBJ,
Remember,
You do have to *PAY AT THE PUMP*.....
/I'll make change....
//Meeerrrooowwwwwwww
///YES, I'm OLD!!!!!


I always rather liked the plush tiger tails they used to give out
that hung on your gas cap.
 
2011-02-10 08:02:13 AM  

NOLAhd: What the hell does this mean?

He faces charges of Violation of the Community Notification Act.


He was supposed to tell her he was a registered sex offender before attempting to lure a her into a motel room.
 
2011-02-10 08:04:29 AM  

ChipNASA: ///YES, I'm OLD!!!!!


In Europe they are still called Esso.
/Cool Story, Bro!
 
2011-02-10 08:10:40 AM  
But did she get the promotion?
 
2011-02-10 08:12:37 AM  
Attention all female Exxon employees: Interviews for promotions are not held in motels and do not require a medical exam

Shut up. Yes they are and they do.
 
2011-02-10 08:13:45 AM  

NOLAhd: What the hell does this mean?

He faces charges of Violation of the Community Notification Act.


It means they couldn't find anything else to charge him with, so they're getting him for not telling her he was a sex offender.
 
2011-02-10 08:19:04 AM  
I love how he wanted her to pay for the hotel room, too.
 
2011-02-10 08:20:57 AM  
Subby lies. The back of that windowless van is also a tried and true interview location.
 
2011-02-10 08:24:11 AM  
The next round of interviews will begin with a sensory test. Tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform?
 
2011-02-10 08:28:23 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: Does this mean that I'm being considered for the position?

/the position you said you had me in mind for


And i'm done in one.

/one fap
 
Biv
2011-02-10 08:31:58 AM  
A bunch of prudes in this country.

I like to call it aggressive dating.
 
2011-02-10 08:32:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Attention all female Exxon employees: Interviews for promotions are not held in motels and do not require a medical exam

Shut up. Yes they are and they do.


It's true. And Mobil takes you to lunch for interviews where the only thing on the menu is tossed salad.
 
2011-02-10 08:40:04 AM  

BurnShrike: Sounds legit


Shouldn't that say TSA?
 
2011-02-10 08:45:27 AM  
She looked through the employee manual and reviewed a number of the positions that were available. Her problem wasn't that she didn't like them but had trouble picking just one, said she had always been flexible and really liked them all, so we created a new job, a rover, and she was hired on a trial basis.
 
2011-02-10 08:46:57 AM  
Castration, jail yard molestation, etc.
 
2011-02-10 08:53:28 AM  
Wow, that guy's mug shot has "kick me in the balls, hard" written all over it.
 
2011-02-10 08:56:51 AM  
ARonEdwards: Subby lies. The back of that windowless van is also a tried and true interview location.

verageAmericanGuy:
Attention all female Exxon employees: Interviews for promotions are not held in motels and do not require a medical exam

Shut up. Yes they are and they do.


I thought so. It sounded a little fishy, but I really want the job.

Oh, okay. That sounds fine. Do I have to pay for the gas?
 
2011-02-10 09:01:05 AM  

MyNameIsMofuga: ChipNASA: ///YES, I'm OLD!!!!!

In Europe they are still called Esso.
/Cool Story, Bro!


Canada too.
 
2011-02-10 09:06:11 AM  

abhorrent1: But did she get the promotion?


And did he fix the cable?
 
2011-02-10 09:08:25 AM  
This Doyle Wood?

www.doylewoodflooring.com
 
2011-02-10 09:13:23 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: Does this mean that I'm being considered for the position?

/the position you said you had me in mind for


...as everyone clicks her profile.
 
2011-02-10 09:16:06 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: ARonEdwards: Subby lies. The back of that windowless van is also a tried and true interview location.

verageAmericanGuy: Attention all female Exxon employees: Interviews for promotions are not held in motels and do not require a medical exam

Shut up. Yes they are and they do.

I thought so. It sounded a little fishy, but I really want the job.

Oh, okay. That sounds fine. Do I have to pay for the gas?


Gas is free if you are a good fit, just sign the confidentiality notice.
 
2011-02-10 09:19:57 AM  
Whenever I think of Exxon, I think of this guy:

www.freewilliamsburg.com

Looking for a promotion? Line up, ladies.
 
2011-02-10 09:28:19 AM  

UtileDysfunktion: Whenever I think of Exxon, I think of this guy:



Looking for a promotion? Line up, ladies.


do you think he gets kinky with that wattle?
 
2011-02-10 09:29:14 AM  
And they say big corporations are not promoting enough women.
 
2011-02-10 09:32:11 AM  
who knew the glass ceiling was really just a mirror?
 
2011-02-10 09:36:39 AM  
If that's the best story he can come up with to lure women to a seedy motel, he's never gonna get laid. He should stick to the classics and use booze like the rest of us.
 
2011-02-10 09:49:34 AM  

mod3072: If that's the best story he can come up with to lure women to a seedy motel, he's never gonna get laid. He should stick to the classics and use booze chloroform and duct tape like the rest of us.


t0.gstatic.com
/puke kind of dampers the moment
 
2011-02-10 10:05:42 AM  
Unbeknownst to her, the position she was applying for was Doggy, Cow Girl, Reverse Cow Girl and of course Mish.

read the fine print ladies...

and oh, isn't this the new TSA uniform?

teesbox.com
 
2011-02-10 10:18:51 AM  

Brick-House: Unbeknownst to her, the position she was applying for was Doggy, Cow Girl, Reverse Cow Girl and of course Mish.

read the fine print ladies...

and oh, isn't this the new TSA uniform?


BurnShrike barely beat you by only 2+ hrs...
 
2011-02-10 10:44:18 AM  
They also fall for that "breathalyzer" ploy.

/It's just a simple test . . .
 
2011-02-10 10:48:54 AM  
the next thing you know, Golden Showers are going to be reclassified as Urine Tests
 
2011-02-10 10:56:32 AM  

Brick-House: the next thing you know, Golden Showers are going to be reclassified as Urine Tests


The next thing?

He said that... oh.
 
2011-02-10 01:28:08 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I always rather liked the plush tiger tails they used to give out
that hung on your gas cap.


CSB time:

I wore out 2 of those tiger tails on my rear view mirror, stayed there until sunfaded beyond recognition. Removed the last one when going through virginia, where I was pulled over because the nice state trooper thought it was a radar detector, and radar detectors are illegal in virginia. With 3 untagged deer, 2 loaded pistols, and a gallon or two of 'untaxed' liquor (we were coming back from hunting camp). After explaining what it was, the officer told us to have a nice day, and I ripped it down immediately and have NEVER hung anything from my rear view mirror since.

/CSB

//used to live in WV, can you tell?
 
2011-02-10 02:12:49 PM  
What a cheep bastard. At least pay for the room.
 
2011-02-10 05:04:06 PM  
I wondered what Simon Cowell was up to since he left American Idol.
 
2011-02-10 05:48:17 PM  
I have actually had a medical exam at a hotel. Just blood work and such. (Company wide "wellness" drive). Nobody touched my naughty bits, though.

/Darn.
 
2011-02-10 07:30:53 PM  

SideOfBacon:

/puke kind of dampers the moment


Not if you're going at it doggy style.
 
2011-02-10 07:32:09 PM  
Brick-House: the next thing you know, Golden Showers are going to be reclassified as Urine Tests

Hehehe. Can I steel that from you and use it as a service offered in my prodomination sessions?
 
2011-02-12 01:24:44 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: LittleBlondeJug: Does this mean that I'm being considered for the position?

/the position you said you had me in mind for

...as everyone clicks her profile.


Don't be silly, everyone in these parts has already had that profile six ways to Sunday.
 
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