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(AlterNet)   We asked 100 people, "Name something you pass around." Fark: Joint more popular than collection plate. (Survey says there's video goodness.)   (alternet.org ) divider line 103
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2011-02-08 11:42:25 AM  
I like the level of incredulity on Steve Harvey's face when the man first answers. Then he starts preaching, and you know he can't wait for the harsh "strike" sound.

Classic.
 
2011-02-08 11:55:00 AM  
Having used both, I can honestly say my experience with a joint has always been better than my experience with a collection plate.

I want to know what the 4 answers that got more votes were. I'm thinking (in no particular order): cigarette(or lighter), sickness(flu etc.), thanksgiving dinner, and yard-tools.

/Actually, my first thought was cum-covered dildo, but I'm gonna blame the internet for that.
 
2011-02-08 11:58:49 AM  
Chickenhead?
 
2011-02-08 12:03:30 PM  
A: Yo momma
 
2011-02-08 12:04:10 PM  

Mama's Boy: A: Yo momma


lul
 
2011-02-08 12:04:46 PM  
Your girlfriend
 
2011-02-08 12:06:06 PM  
Pass Around Girl??
 
2011-02-08 12:06:57 PM  
"Michelle the pass around girl" isn't on the list? Internet I am disappoint.

/for the love of whatever you hold holy don't GIS that phrase at work
 
2011-02-08 12:07:48 PM  
A.) A woman down south
B.) Elderberry Wine
 
2011-02-08 12:08:06 PM  
"TFette at a FARK party" not up there?
 
2011-02-08 12:09:00 PM  

Mama's Boy: A: Yo momma


with an A. A!!!
 
2011-02-08 12:09:02 PM  
Herpes.
 
2011-02-08 12:09:28 PM  
I like to pass around my crop dustings... Seems selfish to save them just for me...
 
2011-02-08 12:09:48 PM  

bikerbob59: Pass Around Girl??


51 seconds? Really?
 
2011-02-08 12:11:00 PM  

Mama's Boy: A: Yo momma


Subbys mom would be the answer I was looking for.
 
2011-02-08 12:12:45 PM  
Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.
 
2011-02-08 12:14:27 PM  
Clap.
 
2011-02-08 12:14:37 PM  
Stupid comments - DUH!

/welcome to fark
 
2011-02-08 12:15:04 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Because they're weak.
 
2011-02-08 12:15:30 PM  
♪The Town Crotch♬
 
2011-02-08 12:15:47 PM  
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance
 
2011-02-08 12:15:49 PM  
Sherri Crawford

/Baldwin HS 1968
 
2011-02-08 12:16:30 PM  
I've never actually seen a collection plate. Every church I've been to had ushers with those baskets on poles. Are plates really that common?
 
2011-02-08 12:16:37 PM  
Blairr
Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Jesus is the most high.
 
2011-02-08 12:17:15 PM  
Came for subby's mom, just like last night.
 
2011-02-08 12:17:40 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

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2011-02-08 12:18:12 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


It's like you read my mind!
 
2011-02-08 12:19:15 PM  
Also came in for subby's mom. Leaving satisfied and somewhat sticky.

/creampie FTW
 
2011-02-08 12:19:46 PM  
I also thought the ad I got was somewhat fitting.

img203.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-08 12:24:48 PM  

Blairr: why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


This message approved by:
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2011-02-08 12:25:56 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Yeah, and Richard Branson, Rick Steves, Aaron Sorkin, Micheal Phelps, Michael Bloomberg, Ted Turner, Stephen King, The Govenator, Bill Murray, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, John F Kennedy, Steve Jobs, Queen Victoria, Bruce Lee, Art Garfunkle, Charlize Theron, Salvador Dali, and hundreds of others are just plain old lazy, don't contribute, and were "escaping reality". They all just "slept in".

Bill Hicks: "And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. 'Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years were rrreal farking high on drugs."

MORE (new window)
 
2011-02-08 12:27:55 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


I'll have you know that I've never, NEVER, gotten high without waking up first.
 
2011-02-08 12:28:21 PM  

Mama's Boy: A: Yo momma


Came for your Mom, leaving satisfied

/like so many have before...
 
2011-02-08 12:29:17 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.

I'll have you know that I've never, NEVER, gotten high without waking up first.


lol
 
2011-02-08 12:29:36 PM  

bump: A.) A woman down south
B.) Elderberry Wine


C) A bottle of beer on the wall.
 
2011-02-08 12:30:39 PM  

Blairr: But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Dude, you're doing it wrong. You have to wake, THEN bake. :-\
 
2011-02-08 12:32:14 PM  
AKA: Progress :P
 
2011-02-08 12:32:34 PM  
Well let's see. Something that makes you feel better ranks higher than giving money to a guy to tell you you'll feel better when you're DEAD!

What a surprise.
 
2011-02-08 12:34:02 PM  

cookiefleck: "TFette at a FARK party" not up there?


You should know from experience.
 
2011-02-08 12:34:46 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Why get high when you can just molest some altar boys, amirite?

/not a pot-smoker
//not a molester
 
2011-02-08 12:34:56 PM  
Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


The doob in your hand is more real than the God you cough up your cash for.
 
2011-02-08 12:35:40 PM  

YoMammaObama: Mama's Boy: A: Yo momma

with an A. A!!!


No one's ever mentioned your misspelling?
 
2011-02-08 12:36:18 PM  
STDs mysteriously absent
 
2011-02-08 12:37:17 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Pot isn't strong enough to help one "escape reality", it only helps one cope with the negative effects. And I'm not sure what it has to do with "moral degradation": It's a "god-given" plant with a ton of benefits. It's only considered wrong because your lying government told you it was.

And church doesn't "better reality": Believing in a fictional sky-god does little to help one's reality. Also, becoming "mentally malleable" at the hands of some preacher makes you ripe for fraud, sexual abuse (of your kids), and produces the kind of conformist mind-set that allows the lying government to convince you that a plant is evil.
 
2011-02-08 12:37:52 PM  
99 bottles of beer on the wall?
 
2011-02-08 12:38:42 PM  
My first answer would've been sickness. More specifically STIs.
 
2011-02-08 12:39:01 PM  
hot potato
peace pipe
germs
 
2011-02-08 12:40:07 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


than communal efforts to deny reality
than communal efforts to legislate morality
than communal efforts to promote xenophobia
than communal efforts to repress women
than communal efforts to fight scientific progress
than communal efforts to raise a legal defense fund for pedophiles

meh.
six of one...
 
2011-02-08 12:40:33 PM  

Blairr: Depressing.

Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


I think you have that backwards.

Cannabis does not help you "escape reality", it just helps make "reality" a bit more enjoyable.

Now observing a religion OTOH, THAT is an attempt to escape from reality.

Certainly you could likely post some things in the World that have been made better by religious people, but I'll bet I could post a hell of a lot more things that have been made MUCH worse by religious people.

By the same token (no pun intended) I could certainly name more things that are improved, or at least not harmed, by responsible Cannabis use than you could name that are demonstrably made worse by responsible Cannabis use.

/RE-legalize it
 
2011-02-08 12:43:37 PM  

Blairr: Moral degradation, drugs that help you escape reality are now popular than communal efforts to better reality.

But hey, why wake up on a Sunday morning when you can just get high.


Fark you, preacher. The crap you sell on Sunday morning has naught to do with "reality".
 
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