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(WorldNetDaily)   Let's bring back honor and the necessity for civil discourse by reinstating the duel, because there just aren't enough people shooting each other over their political differences   (wnd.com) divider line 216
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2011-02-07 02:55:07 PM
I do indeed hope that this is some form of satire, the humor of which my culture is not privy to.

Here's your shiat-eating grin for the day:
www.wnd.com
 
2011-02-07 02:57:04 PM
Make it swords and you've got my vote.
 
2011-02-07 03:52:09 PM
I'm in.

Your rebuttal, Mr. Limbaugh?
 
2011-02-07 05:06:30 PM
Restoring civility through murder.
 
2011-02-07 05:22:39 PM
Hamilton and Burr agrees.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-02-07 05:47:23 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
2011-02-07 05:51:13 PM
I, Brian Urlacher, challenge you to a duaaaaal!
 
2011-02-07 06:00:23 PM
img1.fark.net: Is there a more unfair, untrue, inflammatory, incendiary label you could place as a target on an individual or group than "white supremacist"?

Ohhh...I don't know.

Maybe 'Secret Uppity Muslim Kenyan Usuper to the Presidency?'
 
2011-02-07 06:12:13 PM
www.wnd.com

Joseph Farah's mustache has officially take over Bob Barr's mustache as the greatest mustache in America.

That's either photoshopped or this guy has three balls.
 
2011-02-07 06:26:07 PM
No pistols, swords. Rapiers to be precise as that gives woman a fighting chance.
 
2011-02-07 06:28:06 PM

sigdiamond2000: That's either photoshopped or this guy has three balls.


Of course it is. Here's the original:

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2011-02-07 06:39:31 PM

2wolves: No pistols, swords. Rapiers to be precise as that gives woman a fighting chance.


He... rapes people with a sword?
 
2011-02-07 06:42:19 PM

sigdiamond2000: Joseph Farah's mustache has officially take over Bob Barr's mustache as the greatest mustache in America.

That's either photoshopped or this guy has three balls.


I don't know, Bolton's 'stache is pretty good too. Maybe they could duel for mustache supremacy.
 
2011-02-07 06:46:23 PM

tallguywithglasseson: 2wolves: No pistols, swords. Rapiers to be precise as that gives woman a fighting chance.

He... rapes people with a sword?


Then it goes to corporate mediation...
 
2011-02-07 07:01:52 PM
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Yup. Thems sho' was bettah days.
 
2011-02-07 07:06:01 PM
I appologize for calling your wife a bloated warhog and bid you goodday, sir.
 
2011-02-07 07:06:02 PM

2wolves: No pistols, swords. Rapiers to be precise as that gives woman a fighting chance.


Anything to get an edge on the bastards.
 
2011-02-07 07:12:24 PM
Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.
 
2011-02-07 07:21:01 PM
Let's do what they did in the era of our Founding Fathers. Let's bring back honor and the necessity for civil discourse by reinstating the duel.

I'm not talking about dueling words. I'm talking about stepping up to defend one's honor with your life. That would certainly provide a deterrent for more reckless and irresponsible fighting words.


Limbaugh, Beck and O'Reilly would be dead inside of 6 months.
 
2011-02-07 07:21:02 PM

EvilEgg: I appologize for calling your wife a bloated warhog and bid you goodday, sir.


The heavier blade, Mr. Bassett. I implore you.
 
2011-02-07 07:22:44 PM

EvilEgg: I appologize for calling your wife a bloated warhog and bid you goodday, sir.


gimme the prize!
 
2011-02-07 07:24:21 PM

Weaver95:

Limbaugh, Beck and O'Reilly would be dead inside of 6 months days.

 
2011-02-07 07:26:04 PM

2wolves: Weaver95:

Limbaugh, Beck and O'Reilly would be dead inside of 6 months days.


we'd have to put some sort of limit on challenges otherwise we'd be up to our asses in dead Republican pundits.

I wonder what a modern 'code duello' would look like?
 
2011-02-07 07:28:09 PM

Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.


More Bread! More Circus!
 
2011-02-07 07:29:29 PM

GaryPDX: Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.

More Bread! More Circus!


street violence of course is still free, but it's always unorganized and difficult to find a good vantage point.
 
2011-02-07 07:33:13 PM

Weaver95: GaryPDX: Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.

More Bread! More Circus!

street violence of course is still free, but it's always unorganized and difficult to find a good vantage point.


You have to appease the mob. Look at how many people tuned into the Super Bowl. Nothing has changed in 2300 years.
 
2011-02-07 07:35:29 PM

GaryPDX: Weaver95: GaryPDX: Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.

More Bread! More Circus!

street violence of course is still free, but it's always unorganized and difficult to find a good vantage point.

You have to appease the mob. Look at how many people tuned into the Super Bowl. Nothing has changed in 2300 years.


Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.
 
2011-02-07 07:39:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-07 07:40:12 PM

Somacandra: i.imgur.com


BWAHAHAH
 
2011-02-07 07:42:54 PM

Weaver95:

I wonder what a modern 'code duello' would look like?


Needs some updating. From PBS for the sake of irony. (new window)
 
2011-02-07 07:48:40 PM

Somacandra: EvilEgg: I appologize for calling your wife a bloated warhog and bid you goodday, sir.

The heavier blade, Mr. Bassett. I implore you.


I love you both.

/dont lose your heads over it.
 
2011-02-07 07:56:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I love you both....dont lose your heads over it.


Meh. Who wants to live forever?
 
2011-02-07 08:06:50 PM
Screw the gun duels, just bring back fist fights.
 
2011-02-07 08:15:15 PM
PIES AT 20 PACES!
 
2011-02-07 08:16:35 PM

Weaver95: Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.


When it bleeds, it leads. And tell me something, why isn't the prison population in the arena? WTF? I'm tired of this touchy feely shiat mucking things up.
 
2011-02-07 08:17:02 PM

Weaver95: GaryPDX: Weaver95: GaryPDX: Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.

More Bread! More Circus!

street violence of course is still free, but it's always unorganized and difficult to find a good vantage point.

You have to appease the mob. Look at how many people tuned into the Super Bowl. Nothing has changed in 2300 years.

Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.


Plumbing Salesman: Yes, citizens, plumbing! It's the latest invention to hit Rome! It moves water from one place to another! It's astounding, it's amazing! Get on the bandwagon! Pipe the shiat right out of your house!

/First thing that came to mind
 
2011-02-07 08:30:38 PM

Ennuipoet: Hell, let's go the distance and have them go full gladiator in Redskins stadium every Sunday. I would tune in religiously.


It would be more entertaining than actual Redskins games.

/And the lions might even win one.
 
2011-02-07 08:40:53 PM

GaryPDX: Weaver95: Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.

When it bleeds, it leads. And tell me something, why isn't the prison population in the arena? WTF? I'm tired of this touchy feely shiat mucking things up.


Awwww...sounds like someone needs a hug
 
2011-02-07 08:45:54 PM
BECAUSE DUELS BETWEEN POLITICIANS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS PROPAGANDA INSPIRED ASSASSINATIONS.
 
2011-02-07 09:04:28 PM
I've been scouring the googles for ten minutes looking for a screencap of Homer challenging somebody to a duel, but apparently the tomacco thing completely overshadowed that part of the episode.
 
2011-02-07 09:09:54 PM

Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Weaver95: Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.

When it bleeds, it leads. And tell me something, why isn't the prison population in the arena? WTF? I'm tired of this touchy feely shiat mucking things up.

Awwww...sounds like someone needs a hug


Looks like a good business from the House of GaryPDX. You can call me GaryPDXicus. I will offer players to the games.
 
2011-02-07 09:11:46 PM
Ihe author of the article is a fool. I've done some study of duels. I concluded that the most common outcome of a duel is two dead idiots.
 
2011-02-07 09:17:55 PM
This way, whoever has the best ideas aim always wins!
 
2011-02-07 09:18:32 PM

GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Weaver95: Not true! the commercials today are MUCH better than they were in Rome back in 33AD.

When it bleeds, it leads. And tell me something, why isn't the prison population in the arena? WTF? I'm tired of this touchy feely shiat mucking things up.

Awwww...sounds like someone needs a hug

Looks like a good business from the House of GaryPDX. You can call me GaryPDXicus. I will offer players to the games.


How about we call you what you are, a blight on this country and a worthless stain on it.

i.imgur.com

I can only imagine how useful your kids will turn out, led by your example.
 
2011-02-07 09:21:37 PM
If it leads to the development of Tomacotm I'm all for the reinstating of dueling.
 
2011-02-07 09:22:22 PM

unlikely: Make it swords and you've got my vote.


This, and it legal to carry a sword.
 
2011-02-07 09:22:33 PM

Somacandra: : Is there a more unfair, untrue, inflammatory, incendiary label you could place as a target on an individual or group than "white supremacist"?

Ohhh...I don't know.

Maybe 'Secret Uppity Muslim Kenyan Usuper to the Presidency?'


And FFS, it's one thing to claim that he's not a white supremacist, but does he really think that there are absolutely no groups or individuals who could accurately and fairly be described as white supremacists?
 
2011-02-07 09:24:43 PM

2wolves: No pistols, swords. Rapiers to be precise as that gives woman a fighting chance.


If you don't give woman a chance, where will it be?
 
2011-02-07 09:24:43 PM

Weaver95: 2wolves: Weaver95:

Limbaugh, Beck and O'Reilly would be dead inside of 6 months days.

we'd have to put some sort of limit on challenges otherwise we'd be up to our asses in dead Republican pundits.

I wonder what a modern 'code duello' would look like?


eh, i doubt it, if they learned to duel, and you learned to duel your chances would be about the same unless one of you cheated or was in ill health
 
2011-02-07 09:29:15 PM

unlikely: Make it swords and you've got my vote.


That. Plus just because you challenge someone to a duel doesn't mean they accept it. And since personal honor is pretty much dead as dead can be (if all the blatant lying is evidence, such as said douche from the article), I seriously doubt any duel would actually happen.
 
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