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(RedOrbit)   Hot Nona Gaye gives hints about The Matrix, Part 3: Revolutions   ( divider line
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19850 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2003 at 7:21 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-20 07:23:05 PM  
Linked, why?
2003-07-20 07:23:05 PM  
good to know?
2003-07-20 07:24:52 PM  
the hint is "it's gonna suck worse than reloaded"
2003-07-20 07:25:05 PM  
I loved Reloaded, and I can't wait for Revolutions.
2003-07-20 07:25:32 PM  
Hints? Where?

Anywho, I'm not gonna hold my breath, I'll probably watch it to see the Lord ofthe Rings: Return Of The King trailer for the bazilionth time. :)

Ash nazg durbatuluk...
2003-07-20 07:25:42 PM  
But, will there be poweraide?
2003-07-20 07:27:57 PM  
Executive Summery of link:
"It's good, honest! No really! I run around a bit."
2003-07-20 07:28:50 PM  
What hints??
2003-07-20 07:29:19 PM  
Do not put "hot [insert hottie name here]" in a link unless there is a photo of the aforementioned hottie.
2003-07-20 07:30:55 PM  
Hmmm....she's black, that probably means that she's a captain or a commander of something in the third movie. All of the agents are white. Can't see it as a mere coincidence.
2003-07-20 07:30:58 PM  
Reloaded wasn't that bad. Even the rave scene everybody seems to hate.
2003-07-20 07:31:43 PM  
Wow, the sequal is going to answer questions raised in the first movie. Knock me over with a farking feather. THANK YOU FOR THAT REVELATION, MS. GAYE
2003-07-20 07:31:58 PM  
People! Don't forget to bring you X-Box, PS/2, GC, etc. controllers with you to the film. Remember, whenever there's a fight scean, start hammering the buttons. Makes the film much more enjoyable.
2003-07-20 07:33:38 PM  
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2003-07-20 07:35:01 PM  
funny, i don't remember RuPaul being in matrix reloaded....
2003-07-20 07:37:02 PM  
NosferaDrew...I'd hit it...

Uh why was this link posted? There was ZERO content there...
2003-07-20 07:38:53 PM  
That's why I posted the pic - because we needed to get something out of this post.
2003-07-20 07:44:02 PM  
Who was this again? Zelda's sister.. er, Link I mean?

/And in Reloaded, Neo wields the Master Sword...
2003-07-20 07:44:37 PM  
"Number three is where I get down," she said. "I'm doing a lot of diving and running and jumping and stuff."

Wow....she really sold me there. It's nice that they're doing action in a Matrix movie for a change. Heh heh.

Didn't she used to f*ck Prince?
2003-07-20 07:46:45 PM  
Read this for what is probably one of the better theories I've read on what is going on w/ these movies. He also goes into some interesting subtle symbolism going on (aside from the usual Neo-Christ comparisions, etc.) Annoyingly enough, since its considered spoiler material, you have to highlight the thread to read it... or copy and paste the whole thing into Notepad.

Anyhow, enjoy:
2003-07-20 07:50:17 PM  
The multiple Agent Smith fighting scene was funny, I thought of Obelix and the romans... :)
2003-07-20 07:50:30 PM  
Were Reloaded and Revolutions filmed at the same time, like the Lord of the Rings films, or Back to the Future II and III?

Anyone know?
2003-07-20 07:50:40 PM  
my life seems more complete now...
2003-07-20 07:52:26 PM  

Yes, they were.
2003-07-20 07:53:05 PM  
Sinatra, they were filmed at the same time. As you might notice, they usually don't run four-hour movies, so they just cut it in half.
2003-07-20 07:53:16 PM  
I can't resist.

2003-07-20 08:00:03 PM  

You stole my joke.

Now if only I had a time machine to go back and write it originally I would be all set. Like mad.
2003-07-20 08:19:11 PM  
Wellllll, that's a non-article.
2003-07-20 08:25:02 PM  
No, actually there are some nice hints there. But only if you have read the third script.
2003-07-20 08:29:08 PM  
Such detail into the running and jumping...
2003-07-20 08:35:45 PM  
What is it with Rednova and irrelevant non-hints to science fiction trilogy third instalments that make for lame articles that piss people off?

2003-07-20 08:37:30 PM  
Wtf? The ad campaign started already?
2003-07-20 08:37:54 PM  
My only complaints with Reloaded were the facts that almost all the fight scenes seemed the same ("Oh look here he's going to throw his hand up in an "L" shape and knock someone out, oh look now he's gonna jump..") and the scene with all the Agent Smiths ran a little long and probably could've been condensed and still had the saem effort without being as tedious...Aside from that I loved the movie (saw it 3 times) and think it is going to have a lot of things that will be explained in Revolutions...

...and to everyone who didn't like Reloaded: THANK YOU!! That's more free seats in the theater for me to choose from.
2003-07-20 08:55:03 PM  
But will it have Jar-Jar? You can never go wrong with him.. Jar-Jar=box office gold.
2003-07-20 08:59:20 PM  
Well, when Reloaded came out, a LOT of people laughed at the big drop it made at the box office and claimed that it was an indication that the movie sucked at it would fall behind the success of the other summer releases. So far the big drop has been an epidemic that has killed most of the other big summer releases (So where are all the people who were saying that T3 would crush Reloaded at the box office?). Chances are that if nothing changes, Reloaded will finish the summer as a quite respectable #2 at the box office, behind Finding Nemo (which deserves all the success it has gotten).

On that note, isn't it great that Pixar finally got a chance to flex its summer box office muscle? Just in time for the contract renegotiations with the Mouse. It'll be fun to see them make Disney their biatch.
2003-07-20 09:06:52 PM  
* SPOILER * Trinity is Neo's father
2003-07-20 09:07:01 PM  
pirates of the caribbean was funny
2003-07-20 09:07:20 PM  
I just looked at the box office for the year.

1 FINDING NEMO (BV) $296,519,997
2 THE MATRIX RELOADED (WB) $274,536,813
3 BRUCE ALMIGHTY (UNIV) $234,517,140
4 X2: X-MEN UNITED (FOX) $214,007,670
5 CHICAGO (MIRAMAX) $169,938,026
6 ANGER MANAGEMENT (SONY) $133,756,285
8 THE HULK (UNIV) $126,600,075
9 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS (UNIV) $123,238,355
2003-07-20 09:07:32 PM  
Agreed the Agent fight scene in the park was too long, and began bordering on the cartoonish. But besides that, the movie was pretty damned good.
/Matrix maniac

That said, I want to find some info on T-4 and T-5.
The actor who played John Conner has admitted to being signed onto 2 more sequels already.
2003-07-20 09:08:10 PM  
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She reminds me of that one chick of Solid HarmoniE, what was her name again.... ah yes, elisa. Back to when the music didn't suck that much ass yet.
2003-07-20 09:09:53 PM  
2003-07-20 09:26:15 PM  
I actually liked the Agent scene and didn't think it went on too long.

The rave scene was farking stupid though. I don't care what it was supposed to symbolize in the movie.. the last thing I want is the savior of the human race getting preoccupied with a glow stick.
2003-07-20 09:32:45 PM  
Obelix and the romans

That's the first time I've thought of Asterix and Obelix in a decade.

Great stories.
2003-07-20 09:33:20 PM  
should be a </i> after romans obviously
2003-07-20 09:41:16 PM  
Translation: In Desperation, The Wachowski Brothers Get Their Hack Actors To Try To Hype The Third Film After The Utterly Dismal Box Office Performance Of The Execrable 'Reloaded'.
2003-07-20 09:42:36 PM  
I should have added to that: *Dickhead* Wachowski Brothers.
2003-07-20 09:49:54 PM  
Blah. The hint is thaht Revolution is gonna suck even more than Reloaded, and that's saying a lot.

Oh, and I'd hit it too.
2003-07-20 09:50:30 PM  

Shouldn't that read - "Do not put "hot [insert hottie name here]" in a link unless aforementioned is actually HOT?"

Damn, why did she have to go and die before filming?

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2003-07-20 09:54:51 PM  
what a gaye... HA! I slay me
2003-07-20 10:11:35 PM  
The ubiquity of the "hot chick" is why I won't see this movie.

Porn is free. Why would I pay $10 for crappy softcore porn? I get free boobies off the Internet. What a farking dippy movie writer. Seriously.
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