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2011-02-07 12:52:12 PM
No, he didn't.
 
2011-02-07 01:05:18 PM
Blues_X: No, he didn't.
 
2011-02-07 01:17:24 PM
Complicit: Blues_X: No, he didn't.
 
2011-02-07 01:31:13 PM
This Fark Headline brought to you by Fox News.
 
2011-02-07 01:47:04 PM
Costner, who appeared as the lead in the acclaimed 1994 western 'Wyatt Earp',

Acclaimed?

I worked on that movie, and it is the only premiere I've been to that people walked out of and heckled the screen.

That movie sucked.
 
2011-02-07 02:25:20 PM
Costner is a master of telling an hour-and-a-half story in three hours. Wyatt Earp is a perfect example of this.
 
2011-02-07 02:29:06 PM
Know what True Grit needed? More water.
 
2011-02-07 02:30:39 PM
Sybarite: Costner is a master of telling an hour-and-a-half story in three hours. Wyatt Earp is a perfect example of this.

He almost redeemed himself with Open Range, but god did he drag out that post-shootout ending.
 
2011-02-07 02:31:34 PM
Sybarite: Costner is a master of telling an hour-and-a-half story in three hours. Wyatt Earp is a perfect example of this.

That could have been such a good movie if they'd cut it down some more. They left in some very, very awkward scenes (family dinner, courting the girl on the porch, etc.).
 
2011-02-07 02:35:21 PM
I was ready to leap on the guy before actually reading the article and discovering submitter was lying.
 
2011-02-07 02:35:38 PM
coco ebert: Complicit: Blues_X: No, he didn't.


Yes he did.


In his mind.
 
2011-02-07 02:35:50 PM
Sybarite: Costner is a master of telling an hour-and-a-half story in three hours. Wyatt Earp is a perfect example of this.

He's also the master of making a chick flick and disguising it as a sports movie.
 
2011-02-07 02:36:13 PM
Would help if subby came up with an accurate headline. He commented on why most westerns fail, when asked about that exact topic. True Grit being a successful western, his comments wouldn't even apply. Way to go failmitter.
 
2011-02-07 02:44:41 PM
Not only did Costner not mention the Coen Bros, he wasn't even talking about westerns made TODAY.

FTFA: "When they were enjoying their largest acceptance back in the '50s and '60s, filmmakers just got lazier and lazier"

C'mon, subby. At least try to comprehend what you're reading.
 
2011-02-07 02:44:56 PM
DeaH: Know what True Grit needed? More water.

+1, I sea what you did there.
 
2011-02-07 02:48:12 PM
Calmamity: That movie sucked.

It wasnt that bad, it was long though.


Westerns are about the only thing costner has done well.
 
2011-02-07 02:48:21 PM
Yup, he made that mega-hit critically acclaimed swept the Oscars Wyatt Earp, and a little known, lesser western called Dances with Wolves. It didn't do quite as well as Wyatt, but I thought it was worth a mention.
 
2011-02-07 02:49:19 PM
Everyone knows "Tombstone" is the better Wyatt Earp movie, if only for Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.

/why yes, I'd love for you to be my huckleberry
 
2011-02-07 02:51:52 PM
The shootout at the end of Open Range made-up for Wyatt Earp.
 
2011-02-07 02:53:12 PM
dletter: This Fark Headline brought to you by Fox News.

+1 for you.
 
2011-02-07 02:55:32 PM
There was no mention of the Coen Bros in that article.

Don't be dissin' Kevin wit yer logic fallacies.
 
2011-02-07 02:56:30 PM
First off, the worst Cohen Brothers film is better than the best Costner film. Second, coco ebert: Complicit: Blues_X: No, he didn't.
 
2011-02-07 02:56:48 PM
Wyatt Earp is one of the most underrated westerns in movie history.
 
2011-02-07 02:57:15 PM
Eapoe6: There was no mention of the Coen Bros in that article.

Don't be dissin' Kevin wit yer logic fallacies.


It will be interesting to watch folks come into the thread and argue the headline without reading the article, though, which appears to be the whole point of greenlighting that trolltastic post.
 
2011-02-07 03:01:30 PM
Subby.....
i486.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-07 03:02:26 PM
FormlessOne: Eapoe6: There was no mention of the Coen Bros in that article.

Don't be dissin' Kevin wit yer logic fallacies.

It will be interesting to watch folks come into the thread and argue the headline without reading the article, though, which appears to be the whole point of greenlighting that trolltastic post.


That is fun to watch.
 
2011-02-07 03:03:07 PM
shower_in_my_socks: The shootout at the end of Open Range made-up for Wyatt Earp.

The first shot, the one that dropped the hired gun from point blank range, made up for Wyatt Earp. There are times that I question why I like Open Range so much, then the shootout starts and I remember.
 
2011-02-07 03:03:25 PM
More like Fark calls out submitter for being a troll.
 
2011-02-07 03:04:53 PM
Subby, I suppose you think you raised hell.
 
2011-02-07 03:11:33 PM
2 things:
Coen Brothers, over-rated
Kevin Kostner, under-rated
 
2011-02-07 03:17:55 PM
Cap'n Crunch Harkness: Everyone knows "Tombstone" is the better Wyatt Earp movie, if only for Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.

/why yes, I'd love for you to be my huckleberry


Totally agree. Kilmer was great in that.
 
2011-02-07 03:21:33 PM
T.rex: 2 things:
Coen Brothers, over-rated
Kevin Kostner, under-rated


Yes, Kevin Costner is truly under-rated. What with the amazingly wide array of emotions he is able to portray on screen. I have never heard Kevin Costner's voice in my head while reading manuals on how to construct mail ordered furniture.

You sir are either a troll or sleeping with Kevin Costner.

/Although if you're sleeping with him please at least have the respect to spell his name right.
 
2011-02-07 03:24:36 PM
stewbert: Cap'n Crunch Harkness: Everyone knows "Tombstone" is the better Wyatt Earp movie, if only for Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday. Dana Delaney looking hot
/why yes, I'd love for you to be my huckleberry

 
2011-02-07 03:40:06 PM
T.rex: 2 things:
Coen Brothers, over-rated
Kevin Kostner, under-rated


How is he underrated? The Academy gave him Scorsese's Oscar.

How Dances With Wolves beat Goodfellas, I'll never know.
 
2011-02-07 03:45:36 PM
I'm not really sure how anyone could ever make a better western than Unforgiven, so they should just stop making them.
 
2011-02-07 03:49:31 PM
Eapoe6: Don't be dissin' Kevin wit yer logic fallacies.

YEAH. Dis him by posting his movies' box office performance numbers.
 
2011-02-07 03:52:27 PM
CowboyNinjaD: I'm not really sure how anyone could ever make a better western than Unforgiven, so they should just stop making them.

Same guy who made Unforgiven made a better one about 20 years before. It was called The Outlaw Josey Wales.
 
2011-02-07 03:52:59 PM
Sergio Leone > Coen Brothers + Kevin Costner
 
2011-02-07 04:01:57 PM
Oh hell. Sub is a liar. Open Range is a swell film. This website dominates this tab with lame articles.
 
2011-02-07 04:04:33 PM
stoli n coke: How Dances With Wolves beat Goodfellas, I'll never know.

Ray Liotta.

/now you know.
 
2011-02-07 04:12:18 PM
farkMcFark: Sergio Leone > Coen Brothers + Kevin Costner

yeah, was waiting for someone to mention Sergio Leone. Funny how the best westerns don't come from America.

I was also thinking of the Proposal.

American filmmaking in general is lazy. It requires so much money to make a film... such a requirement means you need financing, which means you need people with money. People with money are usually sophisticated enough to know that giving some punk kid a million dollars to make a movie is going to be a poor investment. Being interested on a return on your investment means you want stuff that will sell, and with the least amount of risk as possible. The business mind usually looks to stuff that will sell by looking at stuff that has sold. So, there you have the industry's self-fulfilling desire to regurgitate crap and promote laziness.

Many other nations provide a lot of incentives and programs for filmmaking. I know it's socialist, but in art (and not business) a little patronage and benefaction can go a long way. The competition of aesthetics is different from the competition of commerce.

However, sometimes we make good movies anyway
 
2011-02-07 04:15:46 PM
filmmakers tend to simplify them with the black hat, white hat

He was in Silverado, which was pretty simplistic in that regard but damned entertaining. And Tombstone > Wyatt Earp. Didn't see Open range.

Unforgiven was the best deconstruction of the white hat/black hat western that I've seen. There were no clear good guys or bad guys, except the guys who cut up the prostitute.

Val Kilmer should have gotten the Oscar for his Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

"He's so drunk he's seeing two of me."
"I've got two guns. One for each of you."

/has Michael Bein ever survived in a movie?
//Aliens doesn't count because he was already doomed at the end
///Alien3 sucked
////digress
 
2011-02-07 04:17:26 PM
Heffaloo: CowboyNinjaD: I'm not really sure how anyone could ever make a better western than Unforgiven, so they should just stop making them.

Same guy who made Unforgiven made a better one about 20 years before. It was called The Outlaw Josey Wales.


Fun fact: Unforgiven is Eastwood's answer to the Western movie cliches he'd seen in the past. Like the line in the bar near the end where Saul Rubinek asks him which one he shot first - a reference to Josey Wales when Eastwood had some big elaborate explanation.
 
2011-02-07 04:19:31 PM
ps subby
Costner has been in
Silverado
Dances With Wolves
Open Range

all of which I consider excellent westerns.

/false dichotomy is false
//in other words EABOD
 
2011-02-07 04:30:39 PM
T.rex: 2 things:
Coen Brothers, over-rated
Kevin Kostner, under-rated


EXACTLY THIS!!!!

except reverse it. Costner isn't bad and he's at his best in a western where his total lack of emotional depth pays off.

Sergio Leone is the Il Duce of the world of westerns.
 
2011-02-07 04:39:07 PM
Good job LIEMITTER!
 
2011-02-07 04:59:56 PM
Calmamity: Costner, who appeared as the lead in the acclaimed 1994 western 'Wyatt Earp',

Acclaimed?

I worked on that movie, and it is the only premiere I've been to that people walked out of and heckled the screen.

That movie sucked.


I just rewatched Tombstone the other day, which, I believe, came out a couple of months prior to Wyatt Earp. Fantastic film all around and it's superior to Costner's movie in every conceivable way.
 
2011-02-07 05:00:58 PM
Cap'n Crunch Harkness: Everyone knows "Tombstone" is the better Wyatt Earp movie, if only for Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.

/why yes, I'd love for you to be my huckleberry


Sometimes I wonder if Doc Holliday, when he says "I'll be your huckleberry", does he mean to say that "he is the right man for the job" (which is what "huckleberry" meant back then) or is he actually saying "hucklebearer". The term "hucklebearer", back in the south, meant "pallbearer".

Now that is some cold-ass sh*t to say to a muthaf*cka before you pop a cap in his ass.
 
2011-02-07 05:04:38 PM
Liked Costner in Open Range, but I thought is was Robert Duvall who really made that movie (as well as Broken Trail).
 
2011-02-07 05:05:50 PM
I see Tombstone has already been mentioned. Awkward.
 
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