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(Reuters)   Naked truth - bikini barista owner guilty of too much skin   (reuters.com) divider line 127
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2011-02-05 02:53:01 PM
Related: Row over vote orgasm video (0:59)
Nov. 19 - A controversial new campaign advertisement in Spain tries to entice voters by equating the act of casting a ballot to sexual pleasure -- and gets caught in a backlash.David Botti reports.


God damn it--why can't I get that video to play?!?
 
2011-02-05 03:08:05 PM

ne2d: Related: Row over vote orgasm video (0:59)
Nov. 19 - A controversial new campaign advertisement in Spain tries to entice voters by equating the act of casting a ballot to sexual pleasure -- and gets caught in a backlash.David Botti reports.

God damn it--why can't I get that video to play?!?


You're welcome (new window, NSFW)
 
2011-02-05 03:16:38 PM
Bikini Barristas, every public housing daughter's dream. Up and down 99, north end and south, more of these places open up each year. I'm sure the construction guys and wanna be bling blingers tip the gals real well, which I'm sure every penny goes toward that cosmotology degree at Highline or Everett Community.
 
2011-02-05 04:46:03 PM
Bob Phibbs, author of "The Retail Doctor's Guide to Growing Your Business," said the phenomenon could be short-lived and limited to Washington State, because the goal of a coffee shop is to generate turnover.

"Your money's in professional people going to work. It's not in people hanging out looking at naked bodies," he said.


And yet there are guys who will drive a half hour out of their way in the morning and return two or three times in a shift to get their coffee from "their" girl at the bikini barista place.

Same premise as this^, in a chickenshiat sort of way.
 
2011-02-05 05:13:50 PM
THIS STORY USELESS WITHOUT PICS
 
2011-02-05 05:14:11 PM
This is just wrong. Should baristas wear bikinis? Let the market decide.
 
2011-02-05 05:14:56 PM
Your money's in professional people going to work. It's not in people hanging out looking at naked bodies, boobies." he said.
 
2011-02-05 05:15:13 PM
No pics of what a barista in a bikini might look like?
 
2011-02-05 05:16:19 PM
Yay Crackima! At least this news story isn't about a drive-by shooting, gangs or meth busts...
 
2011-02-05 05:17:35 PM
I've never considered using the words "Yakima" and "Metropolitan" in the same sentence.

Also, nudity laws are farking stupid in most contexts and in this one in particular.


/no, I'm not a customer. I kinda' think it's skeevy to use sex to sell anything other than sex as it tends to mean the thing you're using it to sell probably sucks on its own merits.
 
2011-02-05 05:19:43 PM
This is now a bikini barista thread.

i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-02-05 05:23:49 PM

ThisNameSux: This is now a bikini barista thread.


Lift and slide? ... Okay then.
 
2011-02-05 05:26:30 PM

ThisNameSux: This is now a bikini barista thread.


Can I get some cream in that, please?
 
2011-02-05 05:26:49 PM

ThisNameSux: This is now a bikini barista thread.


Is this the point where I point out all the things that are wrong with that picture and then people post the "sharp knees" picture in response?
 
2011-02-05 05:31:14 PM
I guess that makes her a bare-ista. Huh... huh? Can I get a "Ba-Dum-Tish"?
 
2011-02-05 05:32:19 PM

Bucky Katt: This is just wrong. Should baristas wear bikinis? Let the market decide.


I work for a well-known coffee company and even though I have work with a couple of women I wouldn't mind seeing in a bikini the answer to that question is a resounding NOOOO!
 
2011-02-05 05:33:11 PM
All the female baristas (with one exception) at the local coffee shop are 300+ lbs. I'm just fine with the fact that they don't wear bikinis.
 
2011-02-05 05:33:55 PM
What a bikini barista might look like...

www.maniacworld.com

Sorry, my Spanish isn't too good...
/"Barista" means hot right-wing chick, right?
 
2011-02-05 05:36:57 PM
The case stems from a visit last year to the coffee stand by police officers, who found a barista's sheer shorts did not cover enough of her buttocks.

I think they caught a bad case of teh ghey, or were they church police?
 
2011-02-05 05:37:27 PM

aniyn: THIS STORY USELESS WITHOUT PICS


Have you ever been to Yakima? I'd say the story is just fine the way it is.
 
2011-02-05 05:42:51 PM
i594.photobucket.com
R.I.P. SERGEANT BATISTA
 
2011-02-05 05:45:52 PM

Pert: ThisNameSux: This is now a bikini barista thread.

Is this the point where I point out all the things that are wrong with that picture and then people post the "sharp knees" picture in response?


Also, the "You know how I know you're gay?" picture. But yes, it is that point.
 
2011-02-05 05:51:31 PM
How dare people have fun and enjoy themselves, they should be following my moral compass because this is America and everyone is free to do only things I think are okay.
 
2011-02-05 05:51:41 PM
The assumption of me is that the people on the jury and the attorney who decided this would be the case to bring to court were all very fat and unattractive people who would not ever be able to have the taste of the sweet milky ass of this coffee wench.
 
2011-02-05 05:52:59 PM
Thank god they're on top of this. It's so threatening to someone's something.
 
2011-02-05 05:55:49 PM
I love sharp knees. Send em my way.
 
2011-02-05 05:59:43 PM
i.ytimg.com

Serves him right.
 
2011-02-05 06:00:39 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Thank god they're on top of this. It's so threatening to someone's something.


And stuff.
 
2011-02-05 06:01:31 PM
www.supermanhomepage.com


R.I.P. David Batista
 
2011-02-05 06:01:51 PM
jmwinck.files.wordpress.com

Bikini baristas.

Yes they are.

/virgule
 
2011-02-05 06:04:05 PM
The horror, I should not be subjected to their hypnotic spells that make my husband go there every morning, I checked his credit card bill. I am going to call the police!

/how it all started.
 
2011-02-05 06:06:53 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-02-05 06:07:14 PM

rvesco: What a bikini barista might look like...



Sorry, my Spanish isn't too good...
/"Barista" means hot right-wing chick, right?


I wish that pic were real -- however, I bet ol'Sara's still got a tight body - even if her cootch has been blown out
 
2011-02-05 06:11:14 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Women are not decoration.
 
2011-02-05 06:12:14 PM

ThisNameSux: This is now a bikini barista thread.


Are those by the machine the only ones there, or are there a variety of cup sizes?
 
2011-02-05 06:12:20 PM
AHAHAHA I THINK YOU MEAN TOO MUCH *SKIM* BECAUE THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE BARISTA PROFESSION!
 
2011-02-05 06:13:32 PM

LittleBlondeJug: Bikini baristas.


Why yes, of course with whip.
 
2011-02-05 06:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzTA-MdcQAg
 
2011-02-05 06:19:20 PM
Stay classy, Burien.

No, I'm not coming back.
 
2011-02-05 06:20:55 PM
...Yakima, whatever. Switching to beer, now.
 
2011-02-05 06:23:42 PM
No.. this person is guilty of "too much skin"

i272.photobucket.com

/Good luck unseeing THAT image
 
2011-02-05 06:26:49 PM

Grunt2006: No.. this person is guilty of "too much skin"



/Good luck unseeing THAT image


I dated a chick that had lost around 200 pounds and weighed around 110lbs. I saw her naked once....once.

Of course I hit it, I'm not gay.
 
2011-02-05 06:37:34 PM
Yakima? Aka, Yakivegas? You gamble your life by going there. That's the biggest farking shiathole in Washington State, and when you're competing with Spokane (aka Spokompton, Spokangeles, Spokanistan), that's not a trivial matter.

I figured Yakima had much bigger things to worry about thank some chicks in bikinis serving shiatty coffee, like gangbangers and the highest rate of car theft in the state among many, MANY other things.
 
2011-02-05 06:39:00 PM

Grunt2006: No.. this person is guilty of "too much skin"



/Good luck unseeing THAT image


fark you
 
2011-02-05 06:57:00 PM

Grunt2006: No.. this person is guilty of "too much skin"



/Good luck unseeing THAT image


images2.memegenerator.net
 
2011-02-05 07:04:23 PM

Grunt2006: /Good luck unseeing THAT image




Time to start killing those brain cells with beer
 
2011-02-05 07:09:55 PM

Grunt2006: No.. this person is guilty of "too much skin"



/Good luck unseeing THAT image


I see that image .. I think congrats!
 
2011-02-05 07:09:57 PM
Why one earth would someone wear a bikini in Yakima? Have they ever BEEN to Yakima? It's farking cold!

/Yakimanians should be thankful for any skin they get to see.
//Coffee wars in Washington are still only softcore.
 
2011-02-05 07:12:04 PM
Dreamgirls' owner faces a term of up to 90 days in jail when she is sentenced on February 18.

You guys really like throwing people in jail for absolutely stupid sh*t. If it's that big of a deal dole out a fine, community service or probation. The only people that should be in prison are violent offenders and habitual thieves.
 
2011-02-05 07:18:00 PM

Poppa Boner: Dreamgirls' owner faces a term of up to 90 days in jail when she is sentenced on February 18.

You guys really like throwing people in jail for absolutely stupid sh*t. If it's that big of a deal dole out a fine, community service or probation. The only people that should be in prison are violent offenders and habitual thieves.


Hey, we got a nice peaceful country here, we wanna keep it that way. Unlike the criminal wasteland and gangrape anarchy you call Cananada.
 
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