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4081 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2003 at 3:41 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-20 03:43:50 AM  

(Didn't read the article.)
2003-07-20 03:46:29 AM  
OK, seeing as how I misread that as "Protect birds now attacking people in graveyards" , I'm going to sleep now.
2003-07-20 03:47:07 AM  
fart it.
2003-07-20 03:47:18 AM  
I hate being an asshat, but would mods please delete my Boobies.
2003-07-20 03:48:34 AM  
Oh, crap, sorry ppl for my stupidity.
2003-07-20 03:56:06 AM  
This really is just par for the course for kites. They're basically just assholes.
2003-07-20 03:56:08 AM  
Man, Rounder's comments provide more laughs than that article. Although I did find this quote pretty funny:

To get back to her car, Disney brandished a plastic grocery bag that had a few flowers in it.

How do you brandish a plastic bag?
2003-07-20 04:00:51 AM  
Thanks, nolimit. This by far tops the stupidest thing I've ever done, but there are worse things in the world, so flame away, farkers.

BTW, if the mods would delete all of my posts, words could not express my appreciation.
2003-07-20 04:01:41 AM  
It's like those single women that wait for servicemen to come out the gates on leave. Vulturous biatches. They even do it to Veterans, I see it everyday at my job.
2003-07-20 04:23:25 AM  
<a href="​awks&sa= N&tab=wn">This has been happening at eBay too.</a>

I've been banned from HTML for posting an animated SFW gif from Scanners (1981), but what the hey (to quote Richie.)
2003-07-20 04:30:55 AM  
"Theyre coming to get you, Barbara."

/living dead
2003-07-20 04:40:43 AM  
Rounder, if that was the stupidest thing you've ever done, you have been living a charmed life. Don't sweat it.

/was pretty funny tho
2003-07-20 04:41:37 AM  
Damn Rounder, 5/8 posts are dedicated to your stupidity.

Anyways, what i wanted to say was, Good for the birds, screw the dead people. They don't feel anything anyway. It's all about the living.
2003-07-20 04:48:52 AM  
You people can discuss this all you want, but I'm going to go fry a kite.
2003-07-20 04:50:41 AM  
I hate being an asshat, but would mods please delete my Boobies.

Good times, good times.

As for the story, fark federal protection. If i'm visiting a dead friend or family, and some bird comes attacking me, one of us is going home and one of us isn't... guess which. Top of the food chain, biatch.
2003-07-20 04:53:56 AM  
Yeah, I agree warchild, but anyways, let's all just enjoy a good laugh on me.
2003-07-20 04:56:01 AM  
I thought you were going to sleep. Was that a LIE?!
2003-07-20 05:02:08 AM  
Don't feel bad Rounder, you are from Kentucky. Just thank God you aren't married to your sister who is also your mother.
2003-07-20 05:45:40 AM  
Disney said. "I don't care if they're an endangered species, they ought to be able to do something with them."

I guess a remake of Bambi is going to be out of the question then.
2003-07-20 07:17:09 AM  
Nolimitbodnar: Anything can be brandished.

"C'mon!... Brandish those strawberries!!"

/python reference
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-07-20 08:33:14 AM  
Don't bring an umbrella. Bring a tennis racket.
2003-07-20 09:19:05 AM  
Just thank God you aren't married to your sister who is also your mother.

that would mean she gave birth to herself
2003-07-20 09:32:02 AM  
Jellyfish: Not necessarily.

Step one:
Father has daughter
Step two:
Wait 12-18 years
Step three:
Father sleeps with daughter
Step four:
Daughter has son

Daughter is now mother and sister of her child.

In other news, this chain of events is disgusting.
2003-07-20 10:09:33 AM  
I saw Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds and Psycho back when I was a kid about 30 years or so ago. Pretty scary stuff back then.

I rented these movies because it was Saturday evening and the local video shelves had been picked clean of all the good, recent stuff, so I decided to "go classic".

I'd say Psycho has aged pretty well. Still pretty scary after all these years.

Alas, The Birds doesn't hold up so well. I guess I've been spoiled by all the CGI stuff from recent years.
2003-07-20 10:24:32 AM  
Tennis rackets are quite effective against diving birds of any type. And a lot of fun too...
2003-07-20 10:44:23 AM  
Kinda off topic guys, but with the previous article I clicked the comments link and it brought me to some page that said it was for TotalFarkers only.
Something I did? Something Fark is doing now? (Mixing up TotalFark and Fark links?)
2003-07-20 11:08:55 AM  
Half-sister. Different mother.
2003-07-20 01:08:16 PM  

Jackal skeletons in the graves, perhaps?
2003-07-20 03:00:04 PM  
"...let people know they should bring an umbrella to shield themselves from the birds..."
Oh, so they're like pigeons. So, I guess that makes their dives 'bombing runs'.
2003-07-20 09:08:03 PM  
Arlene Disney was there Tuesday visiting the grave site of her husband

If this was my Grandmother all reservations at Disney World would be in her name. You know a lot of cast members would be extra, extra accomodating 'just to be sure'.
2003-07-27 11:58:03 PM  
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