Nakito: "Ya stole my heart but I love ya anyway."
AbbeySomeone: It was some guy too cheap to buy a decent Valentine's gift.
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: What a heart-stealing thief might look like:
skinink: Maybe the person who stole it needs to replace his cheap Chinese-made heart.Bonus link - best scene in original Crank is him and Amy Smart faking in the middle of Chinatown (NSFW?). I'm in love with Amy Smart.
CowboyNinjaD: Airfoilsguy: BOLOMore likely this guy:
Honest Bender: So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.
KillAllHumans: Honest Bender: So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.how long have you been waiting to use that quote?
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