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(Lincoln Journal Star)   No-holds-barred fighting at bars can continue unregulated in Nebraska   (journalstar.com) divider line 41
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2003-07-19 11:08:46 PM  
Haha, "no holes barred"....that's funny.
 
2003-07-19 11:09:52 PM  
Well, it is Nebraska. If anyone is seriously injured or killed, it would probably be a positive for the human race.
 
2003-07-19 11:10:40 PM  
sanctioned darwin award contests!
 
2003-07-19 11:11:12 PM  
"No holes barred" = porno film series?
 
2003-07-19 11:11:48 PM  
Isn't it "No holds barred"?
 
2003-07-19 11:12:13 PM  
The first rule of...

... aw, fark it.
 
2003-07-19 11:12:32 PM  
... or is that the joke?

/going to bed.
 
2003-07-19 11:12:57 PM  
that's just sad . . .
I mean the "holes" part.

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2003-07-19 11:14:56 PM  
 
2003-07-19 11:15:25 PM  
Shouldnt it be no holds barred?
 
2003-07-19 11:16:22 PM  
No holes barred

Yep, it's legal in Texas now, too.
 
2003-07-19 11:22:27 PM  
I'm from Omaha. East Nebraska isn't bad. It's west, small-town Nebraska that has the weirdos.

I must go now. Have to finish milking the cows.
 
2003-07-19 11:27:03 PM  
I.Must.Post.CL.Ad.
 
2003-07-19 11:27:42 PM  
Whats with all the Nebraska links lately? We're really not that interesting. I swear.
 
2003-07-19 11:27:52 PM  
So you can sodomize a person while you're beating down on him?
 
2003-07-19 11:28:50 PM  
I saw no reference to holes in that article!
 
2003-07-19 11:30:55 PM  
Is that where these tapes come from?

 
2003-07-19 11:31:18 PM  
As opposed to -regulating- the no holds barred wrestling?
 
2003-07-19 11:31:36 PM  
no holes barred fight = I don't want to know.
 
2003-07-19 11:31:44 PM  
No-holds-barred: Angelina Jolie used it correctly. I bet she can even spell it.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/abs_news_body.asp?section=Celebrity&oid=28666

Hope the link works, I am not familiar with this link posting business.
/really going to bed.
 
2003-07-19 11:33:44 PM  
I'm not entering any competition where my holes are fair game.
What are you boy, some kind of homo? Well are you?!
 
2003-07-19 11:38:56 PM  
Confoundit, you should trademark that name while you can, you might make some money from the porno industry off of it. That is, if they haven't used it yet, which they probably have.
 
2003-07-19 11:40:01 PM  
suggestion 1- spellcheck
suggestion 2- stop hiring dipshiats to write Fark's headlines
suggestion 3- there are plenty of Farkers out there who can spell- hire us

end of story
 
2003-07-19 11:49:40 PM  
GIS for no holes barred

 
2003-07-19 11:50:26 PM  
Suggestion 4: Maybe people should get the hell over themselves if they have to get all bent out of shape whenever they see a spelling mistake.
 
2003-07-19 11:53:05 PM  
Were I to engage in a round of fisticuffs with any gentlemen in Nebraska, I'm afraid I MUST insist on one particular hole being barred.

-Marquis of Queensbury
 
2003-07-19 11:56:14 PM  
Ummmm... "no holes barred.."

At first I thought it was a joke.... but then I realized that this is FARK, so obviously it is just a fuk up. But, still a funny fuk up.

Or maybe it is an XXX-rated fight.... where you have to try to "fill" the opponent's "hole" with something? yes? no?
 
2003-07-20 12:15:34 AM  
I skipped the article completely, just 'cause I knew that the comment thread would be all over the "no holes barred" thing.

And I'm not disappointed, either!
 
2003-07-20 12:22:08 AM  
It's this sort of thing that makes me homesick for old Nebraska...
 
2003-07-20 12:28:20 AM  
*Best* movie ever...
 
2003-07-20 12:29:17 AM  
 
2003-07-20 12:37:28 AM  
The Nebraska quarter design obviously needs revisiting.

/Photoshop know-nothing
 
2003-07-20 01:20:56 AM  
No Cornholes barred?
 
2003-07-20 01:24:07 AM  
Kinky
 
2003-07-20 04:18:36 AM  
sounds like someone forgot the first two rules...

/pathetic for remembering suburban commando (especially fantasizing about that rocket-engine skateboard
 
2003-07-20 04:40:20 AM  
If you're going to go to the Royal Grove, you need to go on Wednesdays. Amature Strip Night... Oh yeah!

I went to the first ever no-holds-barred fight night at the Royal Grove nightclub in good old Lincoln, NE. It was a bunch of drunk idiots trying to beat the crap out of each other, for the most part.
 
2003-07-20 04:51:05 AM  
no holes barred.. it's funny because the first line of the article says "no-holds-barred"... it's like the intentional funny, d00d
 
2003-07-20 04:56:53 AM  
I live in Omaha and can attest that all of Nebraska is a cultural backwater inhabited by sheep-like people that allow bureaucrats, politicians, businesses, etc. to walk all over them.

Anybody in a position of authority, whether deserving of that position or not, is kow towed to and obeyed.

Nebraska is a bastion of Republican conservatism. From years of observation I believe that if facism were ever to develop in America it would be in states with a populace of the mind-set seen in hick backwater states such as Nebraska

/end off-topic rant
 
2003-07-20 07:24:57 AM  
Wow, 200 geeks all working the same joke. It works on so many levels.
 
2003-07-20 11:48:50 AM  
I am really looking forward to 2291 - then we'll see some real no-holds-barred fighting.

How's that for a geek joke, badkaraoke? It's a stretch, I know, but if you get it, it might have been worth it.
 
2003-07-20 12:32:50 PM  
So you people can take all your thread wars to Nebraska
 
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