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1779 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2003 at 11:03 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-19 11:07:03 PM  
It just wants steak.
2003-07-19 11:07:51 PM  
I have RTFA. I would say "what is the point of that article - why waste a newspapers space"; then I realize, whoa, this is a paper reporting the good times on the news paper pages. That makes me happy. Not an article about crime, some celebrity, or food. I love newspapers, yAYYAYAAaaAA
2003-07-19 11:08:49 PM  
$10 that this thread either turns into a 200 post flame or an 12 post dead en'
2003-07-19 11:18:04 PM  
Christians SUCK!

/got 50 bucks on "flame war."
2003-07-19 11:37:43 PM  
I wouldn't blame the dog. I'd probably sleep through the sermons too.
2003-07-19 11:39:48 PM  
Maybe you tards should read the related article.
2003-07-19 11:52:23 PM  
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2003-07-19 11:58:37 PM  
I think a seeing-eye marmoset would fit the bill nicely. I think of all the poop throwing monkeys out there, they are the least poop throwingest.
2003-07-20 12:02:27 AM  
Mabye it wasn't so much the sleeping as the farting. You know how dogs are...
2003-07-20 12:10:11 AM  
overlord. LMAO. hahahahaha. that's the best post i've seen all night.
2003-07-20 12:11:10 AM  
Young_Fart, thanks for the link to the other article
2003-07-20 12:19:49 AM  
Maybe the blind pastor should get a new job if he sleeps through his own sermons...
2003-07-20 01:09:27 AM  

You called it. Although now it's at 13.
2003-07-20 01:17:25 AM  
Misleading headline! I call foul.

I thought the pastor slept through his sermons. I was gonna say, "Why reward a bad pastor?" ^_^
2003-07-20 09:20:27 AM  
i would sleep too, that shiat is boring
2003-07-20 11:58:13 PM  

Good news, Flash, good news.


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