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(Pioneer Press)   Naked man runs in and out of day care and then barricades himself in a lawyer's office   (twincities.com ) divider line
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2003-07-20 01:13:24 AM  

"The officer "could not tell if Dawkins was pushing children out of the way, or if they were falling of their own accord,"

Maybe neither. I think the children were being knocked over by his massive penis. God save the children.

 
2003-07-20 01:14:47 AM  
Damn! I thought I was the only one that did this now I can make a fan site.
 
2003-07-20 01:15:05 AM  
Hmmm. PCP?
 
2003-07-20 01:28:24 AM  
It's fun no matter what it is. Great thing is he was propblably not on anything. God or his toilet no doubt told him it was a great idea. Sounds like an Anne Heche breakup.
 
2003-07-20 01:28:26 AM  
Ya know, they never did say he broke into the law office. I think maybe he was just checking his case load for the next day.
 
2003-07-20 01:28:52 AM  
Yet another naked man running around on Fark.
 
2003-07-20 01:30:29 AM  
oh yeah! a homing pigeon came storming through my yard/airspace around my house today
 
2003-07-20 01:33:07 AM  
I could think of one HOT farker I would love to see running around naked *wicked evil grin*...but I would NOT want him to expose himself to rpeschool kids...I am a former preschool teacher and don't think those kids need to learn about Sex Ed and the Human Anatomy at THAT age LOL
 
2003-07-20 01:33:43 AM  
For a guy on drugs, this isn't [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] at all.
 
2003-07-20 01:34:04 AM  
Naked man, naked man calm down!
I-I'll give you some strawberry cake.
 
2003-07-20 01:35:10 AM  
****I could think of one HOT farker I would love to see running around naked *wicked evil grin*...***

Oh how sweet of you to pick me out like that! You know, most people don't feel this way about male librarians.... thanks again!
 
2003-07-20 01:37:35 AM  
"It's really scary that it happened in West St. Paul," McMillen said. "It's not supposed to happen here. It seems like an isolated incident, though."

Just where is a naked man supposed to run screaming through a daycare center?
 
2003-07-20 01:43:10 AM  
overlord
"Just where is a naked man supposed to run screaming through a daycare center?"


Catholic churchday care ? Bonus points if for some reason you happen to see a baloon knot.
/opie and anthony

 
2003-07-20 01:47:27 AM  
Yet another nekkid man in the news! I think it's PCP that makes turns a person into superman and makes them impervious to pain. On the other hand, using the amusing powers of baptilogical reasoning, one might say that being nekkid is probably an invitation to demonic posession, drugs aside.

heh heh.

/apologizing for the overused reference
 
2003-07-20 01:55:11 AM  
[image from i.imdb.com too old to be available]
Was it this man???

/"We're going streaking!!!"
 
2003-07-20 01:57:39 AM  
Sounds like "Naked RV Guy's Everclear Rampage." I wonder if his naked wife and kids stayed in the rented RV?
 
2003-07-20 01:58:33 AM  
Shouldn't this get the Obvious tag?
 
2003-07-20 02:05:35 AM  
Nice to see Michael Jackson doing something with his free-time.


Wait a minute.

No, it isn't.
 
2003-07-20 02:35:58 AM  
I saw "naked man" and could not even muster up enough energy to read the article. Been writing all night, farking manuscript...
 
2003-07-20 03:23:11 AM  
Hmmm, I guess I'll try loading Butthole Surfers "Naked Man" and reading the webpage again for further understanding of this guys reasoning.
 
2003-07-20 04:10:29 AM  
There have been so many articles with the word "naked" in the description lately. There should be a NAKED category/icon for them.
 
2003-07-20 05:00:40 AM  
That would be confusing, u'd think there was naked pics on it...
 
2003-07-20 09:16:44 AM  
Someone should tell this guy about the "dropping pants, mooning jury while yelling 'coocku'" defense...
 
2003-07-20 11:11:32 AM  
imposter
 
2003-07-20 11:51:28 AM  
I always wondered what Jesse was up to since he left office.

/nothing
 
2003-07-20 01:41:51 PM  
Did anyone else find it funny that he was taken to Regions hospital? Regions...as in his nether regions? Or am I just being like a 10 year-old who plays the penis game?
 
2003-07-20 11:06:27 PM  
is anyone else getting tired of all these naked-guy stories that make the front page? I know I am.
 
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