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(National Lampoon)   Kill Bin Laden four ways   ( divider line
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2001-10-17 01:17:02 PM  
ack. - revolver is best - but you get too many shots.
2001-10-17 01:27:31 PM  
I would have preferred to see a nuke and the skeleton glowing after it was used. ;)
2001-10-17 01:29:48 PM  
I dunno, I kinda liked the baseball bat.

2001-10-17 01:35:44 PM  
Anyone else notice the dynamite in his breast pocket? :)
2001-10-17 01:36:53 PM  
Where's the "Big dicked black dude buttfarking him while another guy hits him in the head with a sledgehammer" option?
2001-10-17 01:41:04 PM  
These nuts are of a medieval mind-set. Given that, I'd like to see him drawn and quartered - each limb tied to a horse and giddy-up!
2001-10-17 01:43:46 PM  
I remember when it was kill Khadaffi. Then it was kill Sadam.
2001-10-17 01:46:49 PM  
Max Load:

You must be too young to remember Ayatollah Ass-a-hola.
2001-10-17 01:47:00 PM  
Another day, another despot.
2001-10-17 01:47:53 PM  
I found that game oddly satisfying
2001-10-17 01:51:11 PM  
I think I liked the box cutter the best.
2001-10-17 01:56:30 PM  
Box cutter? Razor knife!
2001-10-17 01:58:17 PM  
aha. Not to young, just forgot. Thanks. The one connection is they are all still very alive. Except for Khomeni, who died of being old or something.
2001-10-17 02:01:30 PM  
It is about time Drew posted something from one of the funniest sites on the 'net.
2001-10-17 02:01:37 PM  
Homer: The shirt works for any ayatollah.

Sorry, Simpsons reference was necessary
2001-10-17 02:06:21 PM

2001-10-17 02:08:57 PM  
2001-10-17 02:11:10 PM  
Take note, national lampoon is not even close to being safe for work.
2001-10-17 02:17:40 PM  
Don't kill him, give him a sex change. Trust me on that one. Think about it.
2001-10-17 02:23:18 PM  
when you cut his nose with the box opener.. that's nasty.
2001-10-17 02:41:24 PM  
shiat. I rememeber when National Lampoon was funny. NatLamp was the funniest damned thing you'd ever want to read.

Real Balls Adventure, Trot's and Bonnie, Cheech Wizard, Timberland Tales.... Great shiat.

NatLamp had it all. Gahan Wilson was a regular contributor, as was David Suskind.

The funniest stuff on that site is from 20 years ago.
2001-10-17 02:48:41 PM  
Angel Two-Six:

Yes, the National Lampoon in its prime made the Onion look like Cracked. John Hughes (before he sacrificed his talent to Hollywood), P.J. O'Rourke and Michael O'Donoghue were just some of the geniuses discovered there.
2001-10-17 07:22:18 PM  
A-26 is right.

The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs.

2001-10-17 09:06:36 PM  
Absolutely some of the funniest and cleverest stuff ever, hugely influential in the world of entertainment.

I think it's just as good as ever. The email of the week is one of the most welcome things in my inbox.
2001-10-17 09:21:34 PM  
Oh yes SaintIgel! Give him a sex change and send him back to the Taliban...!

There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives hundreds of millions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism.

That being the case, why is it that the US government has spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past ten years than Osama bin Laden?
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