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(NewsMax)   "I would use the five-letter word: deceit." -- Floriduh Senator Bob Graham   (newsmax.com) divider line 125
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2003-07-19 04:38:44 PM
NEWSMAX...BUTBOY FOR THE RIGHT!
 
2003-07-19 04:46:40 PM
Hey, that has the same number of letters as "florida"
 
2003-07-19 05:10:29 PM
Be sure to mention NEWSMAX when you order your copy of Ann Coulter's "Treason". The publisher will give you a discount for being doubly retarded.
 
2003-07-19 05:27:46 PM
Dan Quayle's embarking on a singing career now, you know.


Old MacDonald had a farm,

E-i-e-i-o ...

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2003-07-19 05:38:03 PM
Hey I get it - - there are six letters in "deceit". Heh heh.



heh.
 
2003-07-19 06:10:40 PM
Hee hee hee,
A Senator that can't count. That's funny. Maybe I'll leave a few numbers off of my tax return this year to make up for his error.
 
2003-07-19 06:41:22 PM
Attacking politicians for stupid stuff like this is counterproductive when there's so much out there that's actually worth looking at. Come on, how many stupid things do you say on a daily basis (those of you who actually interact with other people)? Politicians just have microphones following them around all the time.
 
2003-07-19 09:10:01 PM
I registered the domain name www.floriduh.com once.... if anyone wants it...

/off-topic
 
2003-07-19 10:13:36 PM
republicans and democrats are idiots. all rich. all assholes. Vote Anarchy in 2004
 
2003-07-19 10:13:58 PM
That's a bad link submitter! Bad bad! Don't post NewsMax links! Bad!

/rubbing nose in that crap
 
2003-07-19 10:14:30 PM
hahah this one really made me laugh out loud
had to call the family over.
 
2003-07-19 10:17:29 PM
Voting anarchy would defeat the purpose of anarchy.
 
2003-07-19 10:18:46 PM
Funny thing is according to how I read the article it pretty much tells me the Democtrats are in the right about impeaching Bush if it gets out he was pushing war with unconfirmed information. The last few lines of rebuttal are very weak at best. It's almost as if a seventh grade republican wrote this using actual facts instead of twisting the truth. NewsMax... you're slipping.
 
2003-07-19 10:19:34 PM
Let's not make the obvious joke about Floridians who can't count.
 
2003-07-19 10:21:31 PM
Quick, somebody change the subject from Bush's actions!



Ahhh, Newsmax to the rescue.
 
2003-07-19 10:21:56 PM
Don't blame me. I didn't vote for him.
 
2003-07-19 10:23:42 PM
Technically he is correct, the word "deceit" uses a TOTAL of 5 letters from the alphabet.
 
2003-07-19 10:24:26 PM
Stupid things said:

Bob Graham - 1
George Dumbya Bush - 5 billion.
 
2003-07-19 10:25:21 PM
Newsmax? Barf, Republicans should be ashamed that they have such a worthless source.
 
2003-07-19 10:26:53 PM
Kudos to the poster for using the "Florida" tag, since Newsmax is based in Florida, it fits them perfectly. ;)

http://www.newsmax.com/contact.shtml
 
2003-07-19 10:28:53 PM
Bob Graham - 1
George Dumbya Bush - 5 billion
Ross Perot - 7 trillion
 
2003-07-19 10:29:01 PM
Deceit is a 6 letter word :) I know I know thats the joke of it.
 
2003-07-19 10:31:37 PM
wow wut a coincidence... a florida senator who cant count... isnt it sort of IRONIC that many many voters in florida canot count as well?
 
2003-07-19 10:31:42 PM
 
2003-07-19 10:34:44 PM
Damn that NewsMax -- I was hoping nobody would figure out Graham is an asshat!
 
2003-07-19 10:36:27 PM
"Attacking politicians for stupid stuff like this is counterproductive when there's so much out there that's actually worth looking at. Come on, how many stupid things do you say on a daily basis (those of you who actually interact with other people)? Politicians just have microphones following them around all the time."
thank you rJames....now if only people can apply that same principle to when GWB stumbles over a sentence or two
 
2003-07-19 10:36:43 PM
I remember when Graham came to my highschool a few years ago, I was walking to the bathroom to take a piss and he was walkin down the hall with soem secret-service type guys. Oh, and he was short too.
 
2003-07-19 10:37:30 PM
Just a friendly reminder to all Farkers not to insult the intelligence of all Floridians just because some old-bags on the east coast can't read properly.

Odds are that the people who farked up the election were originally from up North, anyways.
 
2003-07-19 10:39:54 PM
I'd use a six letter word to describe Graham: idiot.
 
2003-07-19 10:39:55 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry that Newsmax is all up in arms over Lieberman and Graham, by far the two most conservative candidates. Remember, that the vast majority of your elected officials reside in Moderate Land, a nice, comfortable climate of opinion polls in the middle of the road. Dems, Reps, no difference, Lieberman and Bob Dole probably have similar voting records and platforms.
 
2003-07-19 10:44:53 PM
And the reason we went to war was decidedly NOT because of one little line in the State of the Union address that the British maintain is true - not that Democrats want anyone to know that, either.

umm...ok. So why did we go to war, NewsMax? Nice of you to explain that in your article, huh?
 
2003-07-19 10:46:25 PM
swahnhennessy has a long and funny name, but he's right.

I think the proof that both parties are the same came in 2000 when people looked at Bush and Gore and said "Thank God they wear different color ties, otherwise I'd be lost!"

EXCERPT FROM 2000 DEBATE!!!

Bush: "I wish to continue America down it's current path of success into the future."

Gore: "I disagree. I wish that American successfully continue to build a bridge to the 21st Century."
 
2003-07-19 10:49:02 PM
"Technically he is correct, the word "deceit" uses a TOTAL of 5 letters from the alphabet."

It depends on what the meaning of "five" is.

This is amusing to poke fun at, but the truth is that every tiny slip by a republican makes headlines everywhere and a very big slip like this won't appear in anything other than Newsmax.
 
2003-07-19 10:50:02 PM
Werbal_Kint

It's the "tweedle-dee/tweedle-dum factor" of American politics.


"You should vote for me because my opponent is much more whiter and richer than I am."
 
2003-07-19 10:51:19 PM
...uhhh should that be way more whiter and richer?

Grammer nazis?
 
2003-07-19 10:54:46 PM
if only people can apply that same principle to when GWB stumbles over a sentence or two

Um, I can forgive a flub or two. But when our president just makes up words out of the blue and has a conspicuous inability to conjugate his sentences, I have to raise an eyebrow. After all, he is representing our country.

And Joe Lieberman is not a Democrat, he's an assclown. A Democrat is foremost a defender of free-speech and the first amendment.
 
2003-07-19 11:03:30 PM
But when our president just makes up words out of the blue

I don't mind if he makes up new words, its when he makes up evidence for going to war or increasing the deficit that bothers me.
 
2003-07-19 11:04:22 PM
Why did we go to war against Iraq? Let's ask George:

"We gave him a chance to allow the inspectors in, and he wouldnt let them in. After a reasonable request, we decided to remove him from power."

GWB, July 14th Whitehouse news conference with UN director Kofi Annan. Kofi's eyes widened when George said that.

Anyone in here not aware that the UN inspectors went in late last year? And had to leave because we were about to start bombing?

That's not a verbal slip. That's historical revisionism. Or brain damage.
 
2003-07-19 11:04:46 PM
I would use the five letter word: Fark

/has been up for ~36 hours straight.
 
2003-07-19 11:06:19 PM
I read a couple of articles on this - really surprised me that Graham said something so extreme. He's a good dude, used to be our Gov., thought I would vote for him. But its like if he is going to jump on the crap throwing band wagon he can get a job somewhere else. By throwing crap he just makes it look like he has nothing else to say, other than to throw crap. Give us a break - there are better crap pitchers on Fark and I'm not voting for them either.
 
2003-07-19 11:08:08 PM
Flinging poo is a fine art, none of you will ever understand.

*Runs away crying*
 
2003-07-19 11:10:44 PM
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice.... and... well... you .. won't fool me again.
 
2003-07-19 11:15:34 PM
Between a candidate who cannot spell and a candidate who thinks Africa is country !!! I choose the candidate who cannot spell.
 
2003-07-19 11:15:55 PM
WAIT A SECOND
that word has 6 letters
haha, you almost tricked me, but you didn't
JOKES ON YOU!!! JOKER!!!!, hahaha, i beat you once again
 
2003-07-19 11:18:31 PM
"Between a candidate who cannot spell and a candidate who thinks Africa is country"

Or a candidate who thought he was in congress and voted against the war.
 
2003-07-19 11:20:14 PM
It must suck to find out your intellectual dynamo has the brainpower of Dan Quayle!
 
2003-07-19 11:25:51 PM
"I did not have sex with that woman"

Bill Clinton almost got impeached for that lie, nobody died as a result.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------

"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. "

GWB,State of the union adress, 28 january 2003

Almost one dead soldier per day since the begining of the war... I let you come up whit your own conclusions
 
2003-07-19 11:47:22 PM
Another Newsmax link?
 
2003-07-19 11:50:27 PM
where is your proof that bush lied? im talking solid PROOF that saddam never had dangeorus weapons. do you think he never had them because we havent found them yet after only 3-4 months? do you think they're just layin around in a shed somewhere in downtown bagdhad? if i'm saddam, id get them the hell out of iraq as soon as weapons inspectors started poking their noses around. it would be pretty easy too, because saddam's got a lot of friends in the middle east. show me the proof that GWB lied, and not just mindless assumptions and speculation, and then ill start to wonder why we went to war. but ill stop wondering because then ill realize that we successfully overthrew one of the most nefarious, dangerous, cruel, bloodthirsty, insane leaders in the history of the world. yes, american soliders died. i hate to say it, but it is a danger of their profession, and they knew full well of the dangers before signing up. the truth is is that you bush-haters seem to have a problem with finding evidence that weapons of mass destruction never existed before making assumptions. oh well
 
2003-07-19 11:51:34 PM
Gore won Florida.
 
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