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(New Zealand Herald)   It breathes through its anus. Hey Let's make it a delicacy   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 59
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2011-02-04 10:19:42 AM
So does Assy McGee, but that doesn't stop you from letting him "Ass" you another question, does it?
 
2011-02-04 10:40:50 AM
Go easy on the pepper, if this thing sneezes the health department will close us down for "fecal stucco" again.
 
2011-02-04 10:45:54 AM
pulse2.com

"But I TALK from there!"
 
2011-02-04 10:52:51 AM
Sea cucumber tastes absolutely horrific.
 
2011-02-04 11:22:23 AM
Experts believe it may be possible to clean up the sea floor below the fish farms by cultivating vast "herds" of sea cucumbers while at the same time producing a valuable culinary delicacy that is highly prized in China and the Far East, where processed sea cucumbers can sell for extortionate prices

I believe cleaning up is what the sea cucumbers were doing. Wonder what will take their place? Something nasty, I would bet...
 
2011-02-04 11:23:05 AM
...never mind, I read that wrong.

But only in Asia could a sea cucumber be considered edible.
 
2011-02-04 11:56:55 AM
Breathes through its anus? Is this more proof of intelligent design?
 
2011-02-04 12:13:36 PM
So...what happens when the oil hits it? Trouble?
 
2011-02-04 12:13:48 PM
Ewwwwwwww!
I saw a guy eat one on one of those survival shows. He squeezed it and a bunch of red gunk squirted out. I think I'd rather starve to death.
 
2011-02-04 12:15:05 PM
Roast Slig anyone?
 
2011-02-04 12:16:46 PM
that's quite remarkable
 
2011-02-04 12:17:15 PM
"Just a Big 'Ol Pile O' Balls" with your host, Andrew Zimmern.
 
2011-02-04 12:17:25 PM
unalivezombie: Roast Slig anyone?

Sweetest meat this side of heaven!
 
2011-02-04 12:18:01 PM
Thought it was about maggots.

*shudder*
 
2011-02-04 12:18:30 PM
Mind the exhale, lads.
 
2011-02-04 12:19:27 PM
wasn't there a species of turtle that breathed through it's ass as well?
 
2011-02-04 12:20:00 PM
img820.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-04 12:20:05 PM
Is someone seriously proposing to eat Tea Party members?
 
2011-02-04 12:21:40 PM
Nuclear Monk: Is someone seriously proposing to eat Tea Party members?

No, they tend to eat bleeding hearts first.
 
2011-02-04 12:21:42 PM
Nuclear Monk: Is someone seriously proposing to eat Tea Party members?

Because on Fark, every thread is a political thread.

0/10
 
2011-02-04 12:22:30 PM
DjangoStonereaver: "But I TALK from there!"

Holy crap. I came here to crack a Glen Beck joke. Glad to see that's well in hand already.
 
2011-02-04 12:22:38 PM
DjangoStonereaver: "But I TALK from there!"

Came here to post this...beat me too it.
 
2011-02-04 12:28:31 PM
Not sure a photo of something that breathes through its chili-ring™ should have the option to Expand.
 
2011-02-04 12:32:22 PM
unalivezombie: Roast Slig anyone?

With spiced beer? Heaven.
 
2011-02-04 12:35:48 PM
It's a Congressman?
 
2011-02-04 12:36:51 PM
...but they are considered a delicacy, and even an aphrodisiac, in some cultures...

So is tiger penis, but I don't see a whole bunch of people lining up to chow down on any.

/sometimes the nasty things that clean up all the garbage are just best left alone
//penis
 
2011-02-04 12:36:52 PM
My brother in law is not a delicacy. He talks out his ass all the time, but he's not edible.
 
2011-02-04 12:39:11 PM
It's subby's mom?
 
2011-02-04 12:47:37 PM
Marcus Aurelius:
I believe cleaning up is what the sea cucumbers were doing. Wonder what will take their place? Something nasty, I would bet...


i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-04 12:48:20 PM
Rincewind53: Sea cucumber tastes absolutely horrific.

...absolutely like you'd assume a living fish shiat drain trap would taste like.

Hey, this is a natural side dish to your gourmet "coffee made from beans that were shat out by a stinky weasel", no?
 
2011-02-04 12:53:30 PM
DigitalCoffee: /sometimes the nasty things that clean up all the garbage are just best left alone

Like Lobster?
 
2011-02-04 12:55:08 PM
Goatsushi?
 
2011-02-04 12:56:29 PM
omegazeto: unalivezombie: Roast Slig anyone?

Sweetest meat this side of heaven!


And a joke on all the heathens. What a disgusting creature.
 
2011-02-04 01:02:48 PM
"We wanted to find a way to clean up waste

You want something to clean up waste... and then you want to EAT that thing? What the hell is wrong with you?

That's like eating your vacuum cleaner bag.
 
2011-02-04 01:06:10 PM
Wolfanoz: Nuclear Monk: Is someone seriously proposing to eat Tea Party members?

No, they tend to eat bleeding hearts first.


Yep. Some call it "Holy Communion".
 
2011-02-04 01:10:58 PM
Umm, it's okay. Not something I'd order all the time, but it appears on Chinese banquet menus.
 
2011-02-04 01:15:35 PM
They aren't very tasty and are like eating rubber. They are a delicacy in some places, but I cannot see them catching on elsewhere. Good idea using them for cleanup though, that is a bit of a no-brainer.
 
2011-02-04 01:16:41 PM
TechnoMule: "We wanted to find a way to clean up waste

You want something to clean up waste... and then you want to EAT that thing? What the hell is wrong with you?

That's like eating your vacuum cleaner bag.


Or liver.
But damn it tastes good.
The liver, not the sea slug thingy.
 
2011-02-04 01:18:24 PM
farkingatwork: wasn't there a species of turtle that breathed through it's ass as well?

I too was expecting turtles. Link...
 
2011-02-04 01:21:48 PM
www.ocmodshop.com
 
2011-02-04 01:22:13 PM
DigitalCoffee:
/sometimes the nasty things that clean up all the garbage are just best left alone

This. The article puts it in the context of fish farms, which already are problematic for some people even when overseen by regulators and to a greater degree when not. Adding scavengers seems like a good idea; eating those scavengers, not so much, even if you consider them a delicacy under other circumstances.

/am currently breathing through my anus, getting a big kick
 
2011-02-04 01:24:09 PM
unalivezombie: Roast Slig anyone?

"Gagh is best served...live..."
 
2011-02-04 01:24:26 PM
How about no.

Then again, why do we immediately find fault with something that eats shiat? Maybe it's just much more efficient than the fish at absorbing nutrition.

\still nasty
\\happier with a hamburger
\\\pass the fries, will you?
 
2011-02-04 01:25:16 PM
ive seen pornstars breath out of their anus plenty of times and I thought it was hot
 
2011-02-04 01:30:36 PM
Well, they already have people eating fish eggs and snails for no reason so why not.
 
2011-02-04 01:39:44 PM
What happens after we have eaten all the sea cucumbers? Are there any animals left in the ocean that aren't overfished?
 
2011-02-04 01:40:53 PM
Architectronica: What happens after we have eaten all the sea cucumbers? Are there any animals left in the ocean that aren't overfished?

Fat Americans.
 
2011-02-04 01:41:54 PM
black_knight: So...what happens when the oil hits it? Trouble?

LOL
 
2011-02-04 02:03:29 PM
Valiente: Rincewind53: Sea cucumber tastes absolutely horrific.

...absolutely like you'd assume a living fish shiat drain trap would taste like.

Hey, this is a natural side dish to your gourmet "coffee made from beans that were shat out by a stinky weasel", no?


people eat clams/oysters/scallops/the green stuff in a lobster and they're just filters.

i don't eat filters [except for living dumpling soup]
 
2011-02-04 02:05:14 PM
What does it say that so many of us, upon reading the word "anus," immediately though of Glenn beck?
 
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