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(Seattle Times)   "He was naked so we didn't think he would try to escape. He burned us"   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 26
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2003-07-19 11:19:48 AM  
they should have wrapped him in duct (duck?) tape. (lets please not get into the whole duct/duck fight again)
 
2003-07-19 01:15:56 PM  
"Police said Tremato is 6 feet tall, 150 pounds, with a shaved head. He has a tattoo of a smoking man on his right shoulder and a large tattoo of a Viking in the middle of his back with "TREMATO" tattooed across his upper back."

6 foot 150 .. looks like the mountain dew and amphetamines diet.
 
2003-07-19 02:20:03 PM  
and i was thinking we were running low on naked men posts today.
 
2003-07-19 02:22:12 PM  
This is just one more reason not to get a tattoo, kids! Any self-respecting underworld type can tell you, "No identifying marks, nothin' that'll give 'em a chance to find you." Crime pays, but only if you do it right.
 
2003-07-19 02:23:39 PM  
Hey! I'm 6 foot 1 and 147 pounds. Lay off!

tall skinny guys = hot
 
2003-07-19 02:28:21 PM  
I don't understand why a person gets his own name tattooed on his body. I guess it's better than getting the name of someone who's likely to become your ex sooner or later but it's a disadvantage when your dealing with the police.

Police: Are you Joseph Tremato?

Suspect: No, he stole my clothes, tattooed his name on my back and ran down the street.
 
2003-07-19 02:28:47 PM  
Crack-head
 
2003-07-19 02:35:43 PM  
2003-07-19 02:23:39 PM inotalkau


Hey! I'm 6 foot 1 and 147 pounds. Lay off!

tall skinny guys = hot


6' 1" = tall??

What world are you living in? That's like 3 inches above average.

6' 1" and 147 = you need to get outside more.

;)
 
2003-07-19 02:36:51 PM  
Yikes, getting shot at for forging checks. And I thought Texas was strict.
 
2003-07-19 02:44:17 PM  
6 foot 150 .. looks like the mountain dew and amphetamines diet.

Have seen any of the guys in the Tour de France? They're all about 6 foot 150 and they don't use ampheta... oops, nevermind.
 
2003-07-19 02:47:48 PM  
Queue up Ray Steven's "The Streak"...
 
2003-07-19 02:54:14 PM  
DON'T LOOK ETHEL.....
 
2003-07-19 02:54:47 PM  
That was one creepy looking dude.
 
2003-07-19 03:13:51 PM  
2003-07-19 02:36:51 PM MikeWeath

Yikes, getting shot at for forging checks. And I thought Texas was strict


The local cops have been very "shoot to kill" since WTO embarrassed them on national TV. Its like the wild west now. Every week another guy doing some kind of petty crime or other gets gunned down by police, and if we're lucky the police manage to not hit themselves in the crossfire.

So far not much call for cop reform other than by the victims' families, and since the cops have mostly been shooting perps nobody seems to be minding that much.
 
2003-07-19 03:29:13 PM  
Trogdor Strikes Again!
 
2003-07-19 03:42:33 PM  
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We're going streaking!!!!
 
2003-07-19 03:54:59 PM  
6'1 and 147 is one inch taller at the same weight as Vernon Forrest, former welterweight champion of the world.

As for being "skinny", I wish I could be back at my "fighting trim" (at 5'11, I hovered between 140 and 154 before knee injuries limited my activity). I could run a 4.64 40-yard dash back in the day...nowadays, running 40 yards requires a couple of Advil.
 
2003-07-19 03:57:47 PM  
Burned by Trogdor the Burninator!
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2003-07-19 04:04:04 PM  
"The local cops have been very "shoot to kill" since WTO embarrassed them on national TV."

What do you mean?
 
2003-07-19 04:09:14 PM  
Separated at birth?

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2003-07-19 04:15:38 PM  
And, uh, this guy. Maybe not.

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2003-07-19 04:33:13 PM  
Who the hell is that scary dude, diablo_girl?
 
2003-07-19 04:49:52 PM  
cjsmith ... let's hope i can make a hyperlink without making a mess (it's to the smoking gun)

scariest mug shot ever
 
2003-07-19 05:35:41 PM  
<Wiggum voice>"He was naked so we didn't think he would try to escape. He burned us."</Wiggum voice>"
 
2003-07-19 11:59:32 PM  
Yay [image from keithtyler.com too old to be available]!

And I'm still not exactly clear why he was naked?

The deputy had uncuffed... Tremato, ...so he could make a phone call on the seventh floor of the hospital....

Making a phone call? On a different floor? Naked?
 
2003-07-20 05:46:17 PM  
Heh, looks like that guy walked into Compton wearing a white hood. What's that tattoo say, 'Aryan Honor'?
 
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