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2003-07-21 12:21:08 PM  
When Homer is trying to rally support for Flander's "Leftorium".

On the phone.

Homer: Hello Lenny? Remember when I paid you back that money? Well now I need you to do ME a favor.

voting ensues
2003-07-21 12:21:47 PM  
Homer singing the Joker by Steve Miller over the ending credits.
2003-07-21 12:24:27 PM  
When Apu has his mother on the phone and he is trying to think of an excuse as to why she cannot visit him and he starts saying "Uhm Uhm Uhm" and he looks at Homer who is writing something down. Homer holds up the sign and it reads, "Where are the sticky buns?"
2003-07-21 12:44:12 PM  
Grandpa: At my age, waiting around every corner. Look!(points) Deeeeath!
Lisa: That's the cat, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Oh. (points)Deeeeath!
Lisa: That's Maggie.
Grandpa: Oh. (points)Deeeeeath!
Lisa: That's the cat again.
2003-07-21 01:18:05 PM  
yep fourth post, can't get enough.

* i guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye / may i sir?

* you're trapped. if you were smarter, you might think of something, but you're not so you just might as well... alright alright i'll take her!

* nooooooooooooo! (think of the tomato)

* if you did it sir?

* dental plan! lisa needs braces! (20 goto 10)

* this town's a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all

* hey homer you still here? boy you are slow / wait, something was said / get the hell outta here!

* (now just relax. for once you didn't do anything wrong. just explain yourself and everyone will understand) i / took the money? yes we know.

* sure, what's a big sister for? ... oh, i shouldn't have said that.
2003-07-21 01:33:12 PM  
"Wow, Apu, you must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot christmas morning." -Homer
2003-07-21 01:54:48 PM  
I loved when they were at the beach house with Milhouse playing the board game "Blind Date". Someone chose a card and got stuck with the "Dud" and it looked exactly like Milhouse.

And the Mr. Sparkle Japanese commercial was great. Mr. Sparkle is disrespectful to dirt!
2003-07-21 02:16:31 PM  
Troy McClure: "Hi, i'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such..."

TV Series as...
"Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory"
"Buck Henderson, Union Buster"
"Handel With Kare"
"Troy McClure's Pre-Teen Soul Machine"

TV Specials as...
Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
"Carnival of the Stars" (host)
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (host)
"Alien Nose Jobs" (Fox Network Special)
"Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show"
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase" (host)
"Troy McClure's Aloha from Louie's House of Shave Ice"

Musicals as...
"Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!"
"Muttonchops" (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
"Trucks" (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)

Cartoons as...
"Christmas Ape"
"Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"
"Barnum -- The Animated Series"

Educational films and the like as...
"The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
"Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
"Here Comes The Metric System"
"Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
"60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
"Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
"The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
Pepsi Presents Fractions
Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom"
"Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
"Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
"Shoplifters BEWARE"
"Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
"Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness"
"Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
"Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
"A Tree Grew In Springfield"
"Turning Comics Into Movies"

Do-It-Yourself Videos as...
"Dig Your Own Grave and Save"
"Mothballing Your Battleship"
"The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair"

Telethons as...
"Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"
"Out With Gout '88"
"Springfield Public Television Telethon"

"I Can't Believe They Invented It!" Series as...
The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
Eyeball Whitener
Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
The Juice Loosener
Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)
New Improved Brick!
Brew 'n' Chew (the beer flavored gum)
Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!)
The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)

Infomercials and Miscellaneous as...
Introductory video to the "Ah! Fudge" chocolate factory
"We're Sending our Love Down the Well" (singing)
Introductory video to "Rancho Relaxo"
Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
The Springfield Squares
Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
(celebrity funeral) Herschel Shlomo Krustofsky, aka Krusty The Clown
(celebrity funeral) Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
(celebrity funeral) Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge

Self Help Videos as...
"Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat" (with Brad Goodman)
"Get Confident, Stupid!"
"Smoke Yourself Thin"
"Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures"

Welcome Kiosks as...
"Welcome to Springfield Airport"
"Where's Nordstrum?"
"The Springfield Knowledgeum"

Medical Films as...
"Alice Doesn't Live Any More"
"Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"

Nature Films as...
"Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues"
"Earwigs, Ew!"
"Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory"

Circuses as...
"Silent Partner and Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus"
"Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities"

Travel Shows as...
"Where the Heck is the People's Republic of Kampuchea?"
"Boy, Oh Cheboygan!"

Memorable Interruptions as...
"Not so fast, Mr. Copperfield, what's that in your sock?"

Autobiographies as...
"The Demure McClure"

Fragrances as...
"Smellin' of Troy"

thanks to "simpsons archive" for memory less help.
2003-07-21 04:25:53 PM  
Burns explaining to Smithers his sun-blocking plan:
"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Now I will do the next best thing!"
2003-07-21 04:26:47 PM  
When they don't have a novelty "Bart" license plate nametag at Itchy & Scratchy Land, and they run out of "Bort".
2003-07-21 04:30:39 PM  
Now with voting:

Burns explaining to Smithers his sun-blocking plan:
"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Now I will do the next best thing!"
2003-07-21 11:19:53 PM  
Lisa: It's awful being young. Nobody listens to you.
Grampa: It's rotten being old. Nobody listens to you.
Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everybody listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions!

(Nuts & Gum . . together at last!)
2003-07-21 11:21:49 PM  
Marge: Lisa, normally I ask you to stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that a lot lately.

Bart: made us march in that gay rights parade.

Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapon plants in Syria....
2003-07-22 10:20:36 AM  
Chief Wiggum: Well, this place has more pirated tapes than...
Lou: uh... A Chinese K-Mart?
2003-07-22 12:23:49 PM  
Fat Tony; "I don't get mad, I get stabby!"
Homer; "You mean hot snow falls up?"
2003-07-22 12:52:02 PM  
Lobsterboy, I know this comment is buried and late, but did you say swerves out of the way of a chestnut tree? He most definitely hit that chestnut tree in a glorious blaze of hilarity.
2003-07-22 03:27:33 PM  
Marge: Grampa, did you sit in the apple pie?
Grampa: I sure hope so.
2003-07-23 04:46:58 PM  
"Chowder! Say it Frenchie! Chowder!!!"

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you all! Especially you in the jury!!!"

-The Boy who knew too much
2003-07-23 04:54:22 PM  
"I'm not going to lie to you Marge" - Homer as the Beer Baron
2003-07-23 05:37:09 PM  
Homer: I like my beer cold, my music loud, and my homosexuals FLAAAAAAMING!

(I might have butchered the beer and music part, but the flaming homosexuals thing is verbatim.)
2003-07-24 11:20:55 AM  
Homer talking to Lisa: "Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
2003-07-25 04:19:51 PM  
Now and forever: Thrillhouse.
2003-08-21 03:07:14 AM  
" You kissed a girl. Thats so gay"
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