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2003-07-20 04:47:50 AM  
P.S. - I am gay.
 
2003-07-20 05:02:21 AM  
It's true! I'm a rageoholic! I'm addicted to rageohol!

-Homer


Nobody out-crazies Ophelia!

-Lisa as Ophelia
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-07-20 05:14:25 AM  
Let's try without the audio link:

Homer: "Hello. Is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you. Shut up!"
 
2003-07-20 05:39:23 AM  
"Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way."


special recognition to CrackeyMcSmokesDope for having the only post worth really reading (only got through maybe 100...WAY too many to read)
 
2003-07-20 05:45:23 AM  
Romulux
NOno, it's from the simpsons. Because the "Grandpa" is Bleeding Gums Murphy.
If you're going to "correct" someone, you DAMN well better be right.
 
2003-07-20 06:15:41 AM  
Who shot Mr. Burns part 1,
After Homer has just grafetied his name all over Mr. Burns' office wall because he never remembers his name:

Burns: Who the devil are you?
 
2003-07-20 06:49:24 AM  
Homer chewing out Bart when they find out he shoplifted the BoneStorm game.

Homer: We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to see all of those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Well, except at that one guy who does all the sound effects. *Homer then goes off making various sounds effects*

Or when Homer is trying to put the grill together:

Homer: English side ruined, must use French directons! LE GRILL! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
 
2003-07-20 06:50:09 AM  
Homer chewing out Bart when they find out he shoplifted the BoneStorm game.

Homer: We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to see all of those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? Well, except at that one guy who does all the sound effects. *Homer then goes off making various sounds effects*

Or when Homer is trying to put the grill together:

Homer: English side ruined, must use French directons! LE GRILL! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!


now with voting. d'oh.
 
2003-07-20 06:54:58 AM  
Homer (Drunk): (to Skully from the X files) Y'know you're a pretty hot looking chick.

(Homer slams his beer bottle down on the bar which causes the foam to overflow "prematurely")

Homer: I'm soooo sorry
 
2003-07-20 07:54:19 AM  
Marge: "Homer, why are you frosting that old throw pillow ?"
Homer: "I could ask you the very same question !"
 
2003-07-20 08:15:20 AM  
After Bart dared her to drink the water at Duff Gardens.

Lisa: "Can't talk. Coming Down."


same episode...homer has a big sandwich he eats for days and sleeps with, eventually gives him food poisoning so he can't go to Duff Gardens.
Yells at the sandwich, "This is all your fault....
Oh I could never stay mad at you." Hugs the sandwich.
 
2003-07-20 08:39:30 AM  
sorry so late & surprised it's not yet been mentioned...

Bart driving the 3rd Reich Rolls Royce convertible through the fairgrounds, "OUTTA MY WAY, I'M HITLER!!!".
 
2003-07-20 08:42:06 AM  
Lisa: Mom, Dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.
Homer: Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash!
Marge: We don't *have* a stash.
Homer: No, of ... course not.
 
2003-07-20 08:59:47 AM  
The whole signing of the declaration of independence; where as soon as they sign it go crazy and start smashing everything up, so so sooooo funny!!
 
2003-07-20 09:22:36 AM  
I know it wont happen, but i'd really like this to become Fark's longest thread, to pay tribute to the greatness of the Simpsons.
 
2003-07-20 09:29:37 AM  
When Burns asks Smithers what he thought about hiring Marge, Smithers says, "I think women and sea-men don't mix." Burns replies, "We know what you think!"
 
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2003-07-20 09:51:16 AM  
Homer: Hi, Apu. How come you're not in church?
Apu: Oh, but I am. There is a shrine to Ganesha, the Hindu God, located in the employee lounge.
Homer: Hey, Ganesha, want a peanut?
Apu: Please do not be offering my God a peanut.
Homer: No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a whiz.


Mr Simpson, please get out of my store, and come again!
 
2003-07-20 10:19:21 AM  
That really new episode where they show FOX NEWS for about a minute, and then you see the bottom scroll bar with all of the stupid news highlights...
 
2003-07-20 11:06:20 AM  
3 more....

* smithers, massage my brain

* a boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center

* oh, hot dog. thank you for making my last few moments on earth socially awkward.
 
2003-07-20 11:21:53 AM  
From the "Fighting Hellfish" episode, Grandpa dresses up as a cabaret girl to evade the Germans, and an orange falls out of his top while dancing

HITLER: "Ach! Das ist not ein boobie!"
 
2003-07-20 11:26:08 AM  
At the telescope store:

Daddy doesn't have that kind of money.

Hmm, unless I pay with a check!!
 
2003-07-20 11:58:50 AM  
McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen. 'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo.

Sailor: Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?

McAllister: Aye, the hot pants.
 
2003-07-20 12:03:17 PM  
Homer's comment to being told there is a three day waiting period on hand gun purchaces?

"But, I'm angry NOW!"
 
2003-07-20 12:06:46 PM  
Homer (to Mel Gibson): I'm tired of running away. Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?
 
2003-07-20 12:22:44 PM  
"Boy,you couldn't fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life with an electrified fooling machine...."
 
2003-07-20 12:26:43 PM  
Way late:

"I'm dick tracy! Take that, prune face!" "Now I'm prune face!
Take that, dick tracy!" "Now I'm PRUNE tracy, take that dick-" -ned flanders. ...
 
2003-07-20 12:27:43 PM  
Way late:

"I'm dick tracy! Take that, prune face!" "Now I'm prune face!
Take that, dick tracy!" "Now I'm PRUNE tracy, take that dick-" -Ned Flanders. ...
 
2003-07-20 12:49:29 PM  
Homer watching Gay Pride parade:

Look at all those guys with six pack abs! And all I've got is a keg (holding gut).

Marge and Lisa look at one another and roll eyes...
 
2003-07-20 01:12:18 PM  
Sea Captain: "Arr, this chair be high says I"
 
2003-07-20 01:19:44 PM  
I don't know what's in em, all i know is i can't quit smoking em
 
2003-07-20 01:20:37 PM  
the simpsons in new york when the car is booted:
homer(talking to street vendor):what do you have?
Vendor: mountain dew and crab juice
homer: ew gross, blech! I'll take the crab juice.

clown school:
homer(riding the little bike and his pants get caught in the wheel and get pulled down)
Krusty: Burn that seat.

bart sells his soul to millhouse:
comic book guy: no banging head on display case. contains a very rare 'mary worth' where shes advised a friend to commit suicide.

jimbo, nelson, and that other kid are in the kwik-e-mart are breathing on the ice cream container thingy and writing stuff in the fog when bart tries to do the same thing. nothing comes up.
Jimbo: way to breathe, no breath!

millhouse's dad: aw just give him his soul back!i gotta work in the morning!
 
2003-07-20 01:22:08 PM  
the simpsons in new york when the car is booted:
homer(talking to street vendor):what do you have?
Vendor: mountain dew and crab juice
homer: ew gross, blech! I'll take the crab juice.

clown school:
homer(riding the little bike and his pants get caught in the wheel and get pulled down)
Krusty: Burn that seat.

bart sells his soul to millhouse:
comic book guy: no banging head on display case. contains a very rare 'mary worth' where shes advised a friend to commit suicide.

jimbo, nelson, and that other kid are in the kwik-e-mart are breathing on the ice cream container thingy and writing stuff in the fog when bart tries to do the same thing. nothing comes up.
Jimbo: way to breathe, no breath!

millhouse's dad: aw just give him his soul back!i gotta work in the morning!

mmmmm...voting
 
2003-07-20 01:22:26 PM  
-Lenny (after Homer throws a bowl of pudding at him):
"Aaah! My eye! My doctor told me not to get pudding in it!"

-(Homer shows the family his invention of the make-up gun)
Marge: "I don't think women are going to like getting shot in the face every morning."
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."
 
2003-07-20 02:25:46 PM  
Marge: Look, Homer -- it's that bird you like to argue with!
Homer: Well, well, well. If it isn't Professor Know-it-All! 'Scuse me, Marge.
 
2003-07-20 03:03:38 PM  
WHo remembers this one? It's probably the only funny line in the most recent season:

Burns: AAhh, it seems the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon, as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.
 
2003-07-20 03:16:04 PM  
The Simpson's parodies of the Repulicans are spot-on, especially the composition of the Board of Directors (Wolfcastle, annoying texan, Dr. Hibbert, Monty Burns, Dracula and Frankenstein) and their desire to name everything after Ronald Reagan. ("My friend will change his name to Franken-Reagan, blah!")

But I still think the cleverest line is from the country club episode:

Burns:"Do you suppose this Homer Nixon is related to Richard Nixon?"

Smithers: "I doubt that very much sir. They both spell and pronounce their names differently."

What a gem of a line!
 
2003-07-20 03:18:34 PM  
Ahhhh! The bees are defending themselves somehow!
/Homer
 
2003-07-20 03:27:23 PM  
(in recklessly, speeding car)
MARGE: Homer, you're gonna kill us all!
HOMER: Or I'll die trying!
 
2003-07-20 03:29:04 PM  
HOMER:
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
We built this city on rock'n'roll!!!!!!!
 
2003-07-20 03:31:49 PM  
yarr, she's a fine sea-worthy vessel.

(dinghy deflates)

I don't know what I'm doing
 
2003-07-20 03:32:45 PM  
the dinghy doesn't deflate, it sinnks. oops
 
2003-07-20 03:34:02 PM  
yarr, that be handsome pete, he dances for nickels.

Yarr, a quarter, he'll be dancin for hours.

Sea captain is the funniest character
 
2003-07-20 03:44:05 PM  
UN diplomat 1: The 59th Street Bridge!
UN diplomat 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.

Homer: Trying is the 1st step towards failure.

Homer thinking: Remember what your father told you on your 1st day of school...
Grampa: Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a stranger offers you a ride I say take it!

NY peddler: We have Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.
Homer: Ewww! I'll take a crab juice.

Willie: You speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!
 
2003-07-20 03:52:31 PM  
Bart: Work is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I am so proud of you - I was twice your age when I figured that out.
 
2003-07-20 05:34:13 PM  
Almost any of the blackboard openings such as:

SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
I will not obey the voices in my head

and my personal favorite...

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
 
2003-07-20 05:42:52 PM  
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2003-07-20 05:52:16 PM  
Herb Powell: (To phone) I want you to call back and say the exact opposite of everything you just said. (To Bart and Lisa) Hey kids, come here, I want you to hear what they're saying down at the plant about your old man!

Voice on speakerphone: Homer Simpson is a brillant man, full of practical, well-thought-out ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come and, oh yes, his personal hygiene is above reproach!

(From episode "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
 
2003-07-20 06:48:16 PM  
Yep, It's every parent's dream to outlive their children....
 
2003-07-20 06:50:50 PM  
From my Homer alarm clock:

"Mmm, donuts. IS THERE NOTHING THEY CANT DO?"

"Ah, you deserve to sleep in. Go ahead, press the little snooze button."

"Marge. Is there such a thing as a cake fairy?"

"But i got up yesterday!"

"Donuts of the world beware! Its judgement day!"

Amongst hundreds others, my favourites:

"My cats breath smells like cat food." -Ralph

"i have misplaced my pants." -Homer

"Ehhhxcellent." -Mr. Burns

"D'oh" -Homer

Looking at this thread i think South Park hit the nail on the head (apologies for mentioning them, funny as they are, in a Holy-Grailesque Simpsons thread.) when they said: "Simpsons did it!"
 
2003-07-20 07:11:52 PM  
"More testicles means more iron."
~Lunchlady Doris
 
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