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(Herald Sun)   "He has done 12 operations so far, and in some cases the implant has actually moved when they have tried to remove it"   (heraldsun.news.com.au) divider line 69
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2003-07-18 11:47:40 PM
More like "there isn't any farking implant to begin with".
 
2003-07-18 11:52:34 PM
Uh, anyone remember that scene from Alien when that thing claws it's way out of that guys stomach? THAT'S what I think of when reading this story.
 
2003-07-18 11:54:37 PM
Here's a possible source of Alien intervention:
 
2003-07-18 11:58:42 PM

Man, I can't wait until we start being abducted by aliens that perform penis enlargements.


It's no fun being an illegal alien.

 
2003-07-19 12:01:02 AM
quack!
 
2003-07-19 12:01:45 AM
Aliens are real. They are between 4 and 5 feet tall, smell funny, have really wrinkly skin, and hit you with their canes when they get angry. They get angry easily. Also, they can't drive for shiat which is why I think they got stuck here in the first place. A whole bunch live down the road from me in their secret military installation they call "Sunny Grove Retirement Village."
 
2003-07-19 12:02:24 AM
Thay think that the superchildren are coming? Dude, their already HERE. and 18 years old.

1985. An excelent year for babies.
 
2003-07-19 12:02:59 AM
My favorite study of supposed alien abductees and their stories showed how, as television's and movies' depictions of aliens changed, equally so did the descriptions of the aliens by said abductees
 
2003-07-19 12:03:30 AM
Just wondering: What tin foil hat design is best? I usually use a bowl type, but in "Signs" they use the pointy kind. I would seem that the pointy part would serve as an antenna.
 
2003-07-19 12:05:41 AM
Mikemir, that's partially true, but around 1960 some couple was driving through Canada and were supposedly abducted, and their sketches of these aliens are almost exactly like the Aliens "Greys" we see in the media today.
 
2003-07-19 12:08:58 AM
Yeah, but CarbonScoring, couldn't those sketches have influenced what the media eventually turned them into?
 
2003-07-19 12:11:07 AM
CarbonScoring, are you referring to the Betty and Barney Hill story?
 
2003-07-19 12:12:03 AM
 
2003-07-19 12:12:25 AM
On second thought I think that took place in New England.
 
2003-07-19 12:16:03 AM
I actually have a scar running vertically down my wrist about an inch and a half long. I randomly happend to notice it a few years ago. I am waiting to injure my wrist so I can get an x-ray and see if I have an implant or something in there.
 
2003-07-19 12:17:02 AM
You can't have a thread about implants and not mention Lolo Ferrari:

 
2003-07-19 12:17:49 AM
Never fails. Simpon's reference for any article.

I love it. Thx deevo
 
2003-07-19 12:23:24 AM
To think that in the vastness of the known universe there is no other intelligent life is a narrow way of looking at reality.
I just doubt that beings able to conceal themselves from our surveillance technology, not to mention having the means to traverse great distances in reasonable amounts of time, would be sloppy enough to leave evidence, either in the memories of their subjects, if they do in fact abduct them, or in leaving technology which could be detected with our level of technology, within said subject.
 
2003-07-19 12:27:48 AM
"super-children"

 
2003-07-19 12:30:29 AM
"He has done 12 operations so far, and in some cases the implant has actually moved when they have tried to remove it."

Michael Jackson's face?
 
2003-07-19 12:39:27 AM
cornified, is that whole thing an implant?
 
2003-07-19 12:41:22 AM
Angry
Creatures
Eating
Richard
Nixon

Yay! Fun-With-Acronyms time!
 
2003-07-19 12:43:36 AM
paranoidandroid
It is. I believe the X-ray shows the breast at the largest augmentated size, which, if I recall correctly, is a 54 G.
 
2003-07-19 12:44:15 AM
Aardvarks
Can't
Ever
Read
Newspapers
 
2003-07-19 12:44:32 AM
Yeah, everybody's first reaction is "Alien implants? Oh, those nutty UFO freaks -- maybe they're looking for some attention or maybe looking for something bigger than themselves to believe in".

However, should you happen to meet a professional neurologist or a radiologist at a party or at a coffee shop, just casually ask them if they've ever happened across something strange where it shouldn't have been -- maybe a shard of glass or a little BB -- deep inside the nasal cavity or way deeper. You'd be surprised the stories you'll hear
 
2003-07-19 12:45:54 AM
Jebus Christ, that's a lotta fake titty.
 
2003-07-19 12:46:44 AM
Augmentated..wtf...I meant augmented.
/stupidity
 
2003-07-19 12:51:50 AM
cornified, i think im a 54G and im a male and never had implants!
 
2003-07-19 01:00:53 AM
Bauer, it is literally imploding? Did a black hole form? Is the world ending??!?!?
 
2003-07-19 01:08:50 AM
Anal
Contraction
Examination
Rectal
Network
 
2003-07-19 01:10:29 AM
elite-mrp
Yep. Both the Whitehouse and the Pentagon have disappeared off the face of the Earth. And an Alien just busted its way out of Dubya's chest.
 
2003-07-19 01:11:47 AM

imploding, yay! Did anyone see the Ren and Stimpy where they went to Mars and imploded and got sucked into their own belly buttons?

good times, good times...

 
2003-07-19 01:14:03 AM
deevo
Excellent. Any acronym with butt humor in it is o.k. by me.
 
2003-07-19 01:14:10 AM
Good_Moleman_To_You, hmm... would that actually be such a bad thing?
 
2003-07-19 01:14:57 AM
Anne.Uumellmahaye, ahh dammit you just reminded me i missed ren & stimpy again, missed it yesterday at 10, was going to catch it at 11:30 today, argh!
 
2003-07-19 01:15:56 AM
Jeez, cornified, that's rediculous. My question is why anyone would actually pay to have that done.

She should fill them with helium and float around.
 
2003-07-19 01:19:34 AM
Cornified, my question is where the heck are her mammary glands? where's the original stuff that should be in there with that thing? Is that even a woman?
 
2003-07-19 01:22:30 AM
Regarding cornifieds pic, I did a GIS on "Lolo Ferrari"...

Do not do this unless you want your eyes burned out of their sockets... I'm still recovering...

*shudder*
 
2003-07-19 01:25:06 AM
Anne.Ummelahalamalayamalama
I think the original mammary glands have actually been pushed concave towards the lungs.
 
2003-07-19 01:25:52 AM
Valkhorn, i've seen bigger
 
2003-07-19 01:31:01 AM
Anne.Uumellmahaye
You raise a good point. I would like to know where they went to, myself. Perhaps she removed them and kept them in a glass jar. Of mayonnaise.
 
2003-07-19 01:31:04 AM
Valkhorn....you mean this?
 
2003-07-19 01:31:09 AM
"ACERN principal and conference organiser Mary Rodwell believes almost one million Australians could have had contact with aliens."

Nevermind, just another US government .
 
2003-07-19 01:34:12 AM
Good_Moleman_To_You, nice try. "It's spelled how it sounds, right? 'U-U, M-E-L-L, M-A, H-A-Y-E, Uumellmahaye'."
 
2003-07-19 01:35:23 AM
Always
Catch
Everything
Running
North
That, however, sounds like an 1842 slave driver in the south..
 
2003-07-19 01:35:42 AM
Cripes. How can she stand up straight? Does she have to refrain from lying on her back without someone there to help her get back up again?
 
2003-07-19 01:37:32 AM
Good_Moleman Lying on her back is about all she does these days...unless they buried her "boobs down".
 
2003-07-19 01:38:28 AM
Another
Crappy
Extraterrestrial
Retard
Network

That describes my theory about aliens. See, it's my guess that the people through history who have been "abducted" by aliens are actually aliens themselves that were dumped on Earth for being too stupid, hence the "Extraterrestrial Retard Network". The aliens then changed the memories of various families and government records to reflect that the person has, lived his or her entire life on Earth. The reason why most of humanity is so mind-numbingly stupid nowadays is because of all the retarded extraterrestrials breeding with the original human populace of the Earth.
 
2003-07-19 01:39:46 AM
MooglyGuy Phone sanitizers?
 
2003-07-19 01:40:33 AM
Hope you like fruitcake, because there's going to be a lot of them in one place.
 
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