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swangoatman		2011-02-02 07:54:06 PM

used taste like shiat

brap		2011-02-02 07:54:16 PM

This is not the anise you were looking for.

TurboCojones		2011-02-02 07:57:28 PM

Eatin' britches?

MBK		2011-02-02 07:58:09 PM

Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

stereolabcoat		2011-02-02 07:58:51 PM

Can of whipped cream. Done.

Draskuul		2011-02-02 07:58:58 PM

I think his "beaver's" calls for an appearance by Bob the Angry Flower.

thesloppy		2011-02-02 07:59:42 PM

What are you, farking nuts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvUzUDzYYbk

Embden.Meyerhof		2011-02-02 08:00:34 PM

FTFA: "These are real ingredients. No chemicals. These are going to taste good."

Chemistry fail.

Farksteron		2011-02-02 08:02:12 PM

Unless they taste like "ass," why are you even thinking about the taste when you are about to nail someone (or be nailed, I guess)... yish..

NotMyAmrfis		2011-02-02 08:02:31 PM

Jawbreaker ball gag? Candy whip?

Amateurs.

StormnMormon		2011-02-02 08:04:57 PM

I feel like this would be a good time to make some sort of "this is why you're fat" joke.

berylman		2011-02-02 08:05:15 PM

Pharmaceutical grade maltodextrin?

/just hazarding a rational guess

GoSurfing		2011-02-02 08:06:42 PM

I'm going to guess they taste like fruit roll ups.

vernonFL		2011-02-02 08:07:35 PM

berylman		2011-02-02 08:08:26 PM

By the way on the show 1,000 Ways to Die some girl apparently died by choking on the edible panties of her les lover.

/there is no way that actually happened...no ways at all

loonatic112358		2011-02-02 08:08:51 PM

vernonFL

i thought people preferred those things pantieless

CheekyMunky		2011-02-02 08:09:03 PM

They found a body paint that tastes "exactly like Dove dark chocolate"? My interests, this is relevant to them.

NotMyAmrfis		2011-02-02 08:10:52 PM

GoSurfing: I'm going to guess they taste like fruit roll ups.

More like the plastic that the fruit roll-ups come on.

/ha. come on.

Arkcon		2011-02-02 08:11:17 PM

There was this guy with a tacky, tasteless show -- The Richard Bey show. He ate one one, the strap, so as not to offend anyone. Said it tasted like candy -- so I'm guessing it's just some sort of sheet candy. That's stretched over genitals and licked until it's syrupy. Blech. Now a candy bikini -- now that sounds like fun, just bite through a strap, and you have (reasonably dry) treat for later. You all can GIS that for yourselves.

Gawdzila		2011-02-02 08:14:16 PM

MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

That's why god invented razors and wax.

ravenlore		2011-02-02 08:15:38 PM

Gawdzila: MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

That's why god invented razors and wax.

And Nair.

SearchN		2011-02-02 08:17:08 PM

Gawdzila: MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

That's why god invented razors and wax.

Most of the people are talking about sex toys and you bring god into it? Actually, I think you might be onto something..

/Ohhh god. Oh god. Oh god. Harder. Harder. Oh god! Jeesus CHRIST ooooooOoooh GOD!!!1!

Mr. Potatoass		2011-02-02 08:17:50 PM

Ever wondered how edible panties taste?

Ever wonder how inedible panties Taste?

/My ex's underwear had more gravy stains than a Bob Evans tablecloth.

just passing through		2011-02-02 08:19:11 PM

ravenlore: Gawdzila: MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

That's why god invented razors and wax.

And Nair.

And lasers

NotMyAmrfis		2011-02-02 08:19:43 PM

ravenlore:

And Nair.

That made me hurt. And not in the good way.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials		2011-02-02 08:19:47 PM

MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

I haven't known a woman with a half hour's worth of pubes since 1984. You're doing it wrong. Get her a weedeater or something.

BesiktasBoy83		2011-02-02 08:22:34 PM

Trust me any women I'm woth on Valentines day wont be wearing anything ;)

ravenlore		2011-02-02 08:23:17 PM

NotMyAmrfis: ravenlore:

And Nair.

That made me hurt. And not in the good way.

really? set a kitchen timer if you need to, but i can't imagine forgetting it's there long enough to allow chemical burns.

Nordolio		2011-02-02 08:27:48 PM

What? No special sauce?

BesiktasBoy83		2011-02-02 08:28:08 PM

please delete my last post and change it to this

Trust me any woman I'm with on Valentines Day wont be wearing anything for long, not long enough for me to eat anyway ;)

NotMyAmrfis		2011-02-02 08:28:23 PM

ravenlore: NotMyAmrfis: ravenlore:

And Nair.

That made me hurt. And not in the good way.

really? set a kitchen timer if you need to, but i can't imagine forgetting it's there long enough to allow chemical burns.

My lady bits must be crazy sensitive then.
2 minutes in and I was crawling in desperation for the shower.

Boobiesontheside		2011-02-02 08:30:05 PM

brap: This is not the anise you were looking for.

This comment deserves praise.

nburghmatt		2011-02-02 08:30:14 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Ever wondered how edible panties taste?

Ever wonder how inedible panties Taste?

/My ex's underwear had more gravy stains than a Bob Evans tablecloth.

aaaaaaahahahahha

poot_rootbeer		2011-02-02 08:36:37 PM

Never got into this kind of thing.

No matter how good an edible product tastes on its own, it's not going to be improved by combining it with the flavor of crotch.

berylman		2011-02-02 08:36:42 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Ever wondered how edible panties taste?
/My ex's underwear had more gravy stains than a Bob Evans tablecloth.

That deserves a brief standup gig on Comedy Central. You gots the material kid.

TheFlannelAvenger		2011-02-02 08:36:45 PM

Edible adult products? I'm at a loss. I enjoy sex, good old fashioned knockin' boots! I don't think I'll ever get to a jaded point where I'm experimenting with synthetic fruit rollups as underpants. To each their own, I guess, weirdos.

Whatthefark		2011-02-02 08:41:47 PM

NotMyAmrfis: My lady bits must be crazy sensitive then.
2 minutes in and I was crawling in desperation for the shower.

They make a cream for those more sensitive areas. I've only seen it in the porn shops though.

As for the panties themselves I didn't like them, didn't hate them. They're fun. The edible sex creams are nasty though.

lushmore		2011-02-02 08:48:51 PM

MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

Seriously, isn't pubic hair out of fashion by now? I haven't photographed a girl with a bush in at least five years.

SearchN		2011-02-02 08:59:22 PM

lushmore: MBK: Yeah, nothing like eating edible panties and chewing on pubic hair for half an hour.

Seriously, isn't pubic hair out of fashion by now? I haven't photographed a girl with a bush in at least five years.

[reads comment]
[reads bio]

OK, keeping an eye on you from this point on.

Roquefort		2011-02-02 09:43:30 PM

thesloppy: What are you, farking nuts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvUzUDzYYbk

Came for this, leaving satisfied

www.toppixautographs.net

DownDaRiver		2011-02-02 09:50:06 PM

A good firm banana and some ripe strawberries make for and enjoyable treat.

Hyaku-Shiki		2011-02-02 09:57:31 PM

I prefer to eat cotton panties because they are organic and vegan.

ms_lara_croft		2011-02-02 10:08:52 PM

CheekyMunky: They found a body paint that tastes "exactly like Dove dark chocolate"? My interests, this is relevant to them.

Kama Sutra's Chocolate Lovers Paintbox tastes pretty good.

www.vibereview.com

worthlessjuan		2011-02-02 10:15:34 PM

Having waken up many times with a left thigh on my right ear and a right thigh on my left ear, the morning aroma is, shall we say, surprising until you realize what your situation is. You are a lucky SOB that has connected with a female that trusts you and can actually go to sleep with an SOB between her legs. When I awake, if she is awake I kiss and lick or just roll over depending on HER wants.
Key note: Do not go to sleep with your dickson in anybody's mouth, they may chomp down while asleep and you are out of luck.

Was this too personal???? Don't know crap about edible anythings except female natural juices.

nygenxer		2011-02-02 10:21:50 PM

You had me at "panties".

Krieghund		2011-02-02 10:32:28 PM

worthlessjuan: Having waken up many times with a left thigh on my right ear and a right thigh on my left ear, the morning aroma is, shall we say, surprising until you realize what your situation is.

"So you're saying there isn't dead salmon under the bed?"

VictorOfBorge		2011-02-02 10:32:31 PM

You know, if I ever find hair in my food, I have the waitress take it back to the kitchen.

biohazard76		2011-02-02 11:18:23 PM

Draskuul: I think his "beaver's" calls for an appearance by Bob the Angry Flower.

His restaurant: Beaver's (new window)

Good food and beer, although somewhat pricey.