FARK.com: (5926322) You should avoid cleaning yourself with body wash that contains alcohol while burning cooking-fuel cans to stay warm behind a grocery store

(Some Guy)		You should avoid cleaning yourself with body wash that contains alcohol while burning cooking-fuel cans to stay warm behind a grocery store (syracuse.com)		11
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RonEdwards		2011-02-02 11:25:10 PM

I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong. Why? Did something go wrong?

ruinevil		2011-02-02 11:36:02 PM

Did he get the alcohol into his clothes? I've lit sanitizer on fire in my hand before, it won't burn you if its only on your skin.

Hale-Bopp		2011-02-02 11:39:58 PM

Well, that's one way to keep warm. Not how I would have done it, but hey, to each his own.

some_beer_drinker		2011-02-02 11:40:39 PM

i'll keep that in mind next time i'm on a meth bender and need to stay warm behind the circle k.

/thanks for the tip

CygnusDarius		2011-02-02 11:46:51 PM

lokis_mentor		2011-02-03 12:12:27 AM

Such a glowing example of a Darwin nominee

h3cubus		2011-02-03 12:24:06 AM

At least he didn't freeze to death...

BlippityBleep		2011-02-03 01:13:39 AM

If you build a man a fire, he will be warm for an evening.
If you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Penman		2011-02-03 02:02:59 AM

If only there were something nearby that he could use to quench himself.

wombatsrus		2011-02-03 07:52:03 AM

FTA: "The victim was found behind a kosher food market in North Lawrence by municipal workers who stopped to turn around their salting truck."

Am I evil for the having the phrase "kosher salty barbecue meal" come to mind?

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2011-02-03 09:15:00 AM

Sez you subby.

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