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(Stuff.co.nz)   "Working girl" offering fresh breast milk as an extra service   (stuff.co.nz ) divider line
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2003-07-18 02:56:32 PM  
That's disgusting.
 
2003-07-18 04:52:44 PM  
How is that more disgusting than someone swallowing some guy's load?
 
2003-07-18 06:48:30 PM  
I'm officially jaded by the internet to the degree that this story does not seem weird at all.
 
2003-07-18 07:32:56 PM  
Was on telly last night. Meh.
 
2003-07-18 07:32:57 PM  
Disgusting? So you're too good to eat what babies eat every day?
 
2003-07-18 07:33:42 PM  
No thanks.
 
2003-07-18 07:33:58 PM  
Hell, how is it more disgusting than drinking milk from a cow?
 
2003-07-18 07:34:37 PM  
Yeah... doesn't sound so bad. At least breast milk was meant to be swollowed.
 
GCK
2003-07-18 07:37:40 PM  
how strangely erotic...
 
2003-07-18 07:38:34 PM  
the old additch.....why buy the cow when you get the milk for free goes out the window now
 
2003-07-18 07:39:24 PM  
don't be so quick to defend the girl, yous guys.

first, if she's lactating it means she just had a kid. just had a kid and you're a whore? that's sad.

second of all, are you willing to gamble that it's totally as clean as your wholesome mama's breast milk? i wouldnt take those odds.

third, if you somehow get off ondrinking breast milk (not the point of article, i know), you've got some deep Mommy Issues that you don't need supported by some pro.
 
2003-07-18 07:39:54 PM  
For some reason if she wasn't feeding her kid after feeding the skanky "clean cut, well-presented nice Johns" I'd be less grossed out. the idea of grown men drinking breast milk doesn't bother. Running a Titty Bar (so to speak) and then feeding the nasty used boobies to your kid just seems careless to me, saltwater rinse or not.
 
2003-07-18 07:40:55 PM  
I think I am going to vomit now.
 
2003-07-18 07:41:46 PM  
Coming soon to a Stabucks near you "Cafe Leche De La Madre".
 
2003-07-18 07:49:29 PM  
So panda, you ever put a cow tit in your mouth?

In true, I would found it more disturbing seeing someone sucking on a cow than on a woman breast.
 
2003-07-18 07:51:38 PM  
breast milk is made from her body. if shes a whoore then most likely her body is contaminated due to poor diet and loads of drugs.

but getting fresh human milk from the source is something that i would try if my lady had a kid. AND... if she let me
 
2003-07-18 07:52:40 PM  
uh ... if she were a wet nurse, go for it, fark, make ice cream out of her milk and ship it to me trans-pac overnight. but she just had a baby? wtf is she doing whoring? that milk is for her BABY!

disgusting.
 
2003-07-18 07:55:59 PM  
HARPAGON -- I've seen that. Tom green did a bit as his hillbilly character where he was indeed sucking on the nipples of a cow.

My girlfriend and I had a baby boy on July 5. She is breastfeeding him. When it comes time that she can have sex again I don't even know if I'll touch them and I most certainly will not suck on them. the idea is just at turnoff...it was ok to suck 'em before the milk came in, but most certainly not after. To be honest the woman leaks so much I don't think I'd want to squeeze them.

To be honest though, it's really sexy when she takes both flaps down on her nursing bra, and I may even suggest that after she stops breastfeeding that she removes the flaps and keep the bra as a piece of adventurous bedroom wear.

Anyway, that's my $0.02
 
2003-07-18 07:57:05 PM  
Hell the hookers (I'm sorry, "Escorts") in the Bay Area advertise "Lactating" all the time.

Never partaken myself, but it might be interesting to say the least.
 
2003-07-18 07:59:18 PM  
Akai, watching milk drip from my girlfriend's boobies is a sight I am still getting used to. The funny part is that she has to use a plastic "nipple extender" to feed our son b/c her nipples are too small.
 
2003-07-18 07:59:23 PM  
I lactate sometimes,but only when I spill milk down my shirt.
 
2003-07-18 08:07:40 PM  
2003-07-18 07:52:40 PM
nihil8r


uh ... if she were a wet nurse, go for it, fark, make ice cream out of her milk and ship it to me trans-pac overnight. but she just had a baby? wtf is she doing whoring? that milk is for her BABY!
disgusting.


As long as she keeps giving the milk she'll keep lactating what's the problem? there's more than enough to go around. Also you people that assume whore=bad human being please go die, judgemental pricks.
 
2003-07-18 08:11:07 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2003-07-18 08:13:06 PM  
I agree with some of the others, I have a boob fetish (obviously, just look at my woman ha!) well, I have always wanted to try the breastfeeding thing, she'd let me but I don't know if we want kids. Oh well, these things happen.
 
2003-07-18 08:16:50 PM  
"first, if she's lactating it means she just had a kid. just had a kid and you're a whore? that's sad."

I bet you think strippers with kids are sad too. Do us a favor, get back on the Mayflower and get your ass back to Europe you puritanical twat.
 
2003-07-18 08:19:47 PM  
It'd almost be funny if her kid got oral herpes from some...herpes infested guy sucking her booby.

Also you people that assume whore=bad human being please go die, judgemental pricks.

So, we're pricks for not thinking someone who's greedy/weak willed/stupid enough to have sex for money isn't an upstanding citizen? Who's being judgemental now?
 
2003-07-18 08:23:38 PM  
Whore might not = bad human being, but it DOES = bad role model.
 
2003-07-18 08:26:45 PM  
Reminds me of the time I had Breast Milk Ice Cream. They called it "Tit Surprise"

Didn't taste all that good though.

They pasturized it first. Boiled it in a sauce pan and everything.

The donor said she was afraid people would start asking for some "from the tap" after offering up the ice cream.
 
2003-07-18 08:32:00 PM  
Is it just me or does this article imply that she's offering more than just breast milk? My hell,. with a 6 week old child.!!! - I mean correct me if Im wrong but after reading the article I assume she found this type of service was needed -by accident.. SHE WAS SERVICING A CLIENT !!!! noticed he liked the Milky' Milky' juice
and Wa' la'. ewwww .
I feel sorry for the child and the serious exposure to communicative diseases it is assuredly being exposed to.


/woman is a poster child for the merits of adoption
 
2003-07-18 08:41:23 PM  
I had a girlfriend that lactated a bit. Not from having a baby but from some sort of hormonal imbalance. One couldn't actually suck it out of the nipple, but you could squeeze and press a little out. Sometimes it squirted out and sometimes it dripped a few drops. How much she had varied. Yes, it was erotic. Yes, I had a good time with it. Does that make me a freak?
 
2003-07-18 08:42:49 PM  
It can't be any worse than the COW's milk some dumb, uneducated mothers religiously shove down their babies' collective throats on an hourly basis.
 
2003-07-18 08:48:33 PM  
"I wouldn't want men hanging off my breasts having a feed. It's a bit sick isn't it," said the woman, who did not want to be named.


If I said that, I don't think I would want to be named either. Makes the woman sound like a dog.
 
2003-07-18 08:52:39 PM  
2003-07-18 08:19:47 PM
SquirrelWithLargeNuts


It'd almost be funny if her kid got oral herpes from some...herpes infested guy sucking her booby.
Also you people that assume whore=bad human being please go die, judgemental pricks.
So, we're pricks for not thinking someone who's greedy/weak willed/stupid enough to have sex for money isn't an upstanding citizen? Who's being judgemental now?


???

you'd better just be trolling, stupid.
 
2003-07-18 09:16:08 PM  
I had a girlfriend that lactated a bit. Not from having a baby but from some sort of hormonal imbalance. One couldn't actually suck it out of the nipple, but you could squeeze and press a little out. Sometimes it squirted out and sometimes it dripped a few drops. How much she had varied. Yes, it was erotic. Yes, I had a good time with it. Does that make me a freak?

Yes. No. Maybe. The investigation will require pictures.
 
2003-07-18 09:24:59 PM  
Is it just me, or did someone make a prediction of this article about two weeks ago?
 
2003-07-18 09:25:11 PM  
So, what's the verdict?

Taste Great?

Less Filling?
 
2003-07-18 09:28:19 PM  
MikeWeath

yes, because i think a woman with a child should have a well-paying job with good hours, i should go back to Europe.

go back to debate class, you argumentative twit.
 
2003-07-18 09:30:14 PM  
mmmm, whore milk
 
2003-07-18 09:53:40 PM  
ew.
 
2003-07-18 10:20:58 PM  
Harpagon:

Can't say I have. I milked a cow once, but I've never put its udder in my mouth.

Seriously, human breast milk isn't sick. Maybe the lady who's in this news article has sick breast milk (whore, ya know?) but just the idea of breast milk? Dude, it's SUPPOSED to be consumed by humans.

I doubt it would taste very good, though.
 
2003-07-18 10:27:53 PM  
Always wondered what that would be like ... as long as it doesn't bring back some long lost memories, I would imagine it can't be half bad. Note imagine, lately I've been imagining a lot. I fact, think I'll go 'imagine' something right now.
 
2003-07-18 10:41:37 PM  
mmm... cool, a snack after you are done eating your poossee:)
 
2003-07-18 10:43:01 PM  
PS: cookies and gratitude not included.
 
2003-07-18 10:48:26 PM  
"I'd suck it"
 
2003-07-18 10:49:55 PM  
now on to some serious shiat (??) I had some issues with that. See, I once dated a girl who was on Prozac and that sometimes causes galactorrhea.
Crucify me if you want, but that tasted good, and turned her on. I am not particularly fond of it but I have to say, not bad at all. Babies have all the fun ;)

...now.... whore milk... gotta have a brucellosis shot before :)
 
2003-07-18 10:54:31 PM  
quote from the article on my last post...

Men can have galactorrhea, too, but it is less common.

/yikes.
 
2003-07-18 11:16:03 PM  
I'd like to watch her whip me up a white russian.
 
2003-07-18 11:29:37 PM  
Tried it after we had our daughter. Odd, sort of sweet taste. Stanger because it was warm. Not sure what the big deal is either way though. It's okay to consume any of a woman's body fluids except her milk, the only one designed for human consumption? People are strange.
 
2003-07-18 11:51:01 PM  
Men can have galactorrhea too... So, uh, if I start taking prozac, does that mean there is the possibility that I might lactate?? WTF? I thought men lacked mammery glands and couldn't make milk. Am I wrong? Could I breastfeed? And would it be a turn on if my girlfriend took a taste?
 
2003-07-19 12:52:35 AM  
I can't understand why everyone seems to be so leery about drinking their wife/girlfriend's breast milk. Jeez,you guys,it won't last forever,so better enjoy it while you can!look at it as a benefit of pregnancy.
 
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