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(Cracked)   Look deep into my eyes. You are my iron fist. You are my will. You are the sharpest tool in my shed. Here, at Fark, you will learn the skills you need to enact the final phase of my plan: Greenlighting this link   (cracked.com) divider line 33
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2011-02-01 11:45:43 AM  
www.inquisitr.com
 
2011-02-01 11:50:41 AM  
what - no hypnotoad picture?
 
2011-02-01 01:06:29 PM  
FTA: How the world works is this: it doesn't, because it is full of incredibly stupid people. Laying out a rational, well reasoned argument to an average American is like wearing a condom while eating at Burger King - it's ineffectual and makes everyone present confused and lose their appetites.

That should be etched on a monument somewhere.
 
2011-02-01 03:11:52 PM  
Clever. Very, very clever.
 
2011-02-01 03:29:02 PM  
The kind of mind that looks at a can of Axe Bodyspray and thinks "Hmmm, that's not a bad idea," is completely immune to the powers of evidence and logic.


Heh.
 
2011-02-01 03:31:09 PM  

tortilla burger: The kind of mind that looks at a can of Axe Bodyspray and thinks "Hmmm, that's not a bad idea," is completely immune to the powers of evidence and logic.


Heh.


That's odd because that object can be replaced with anything a person doesn't use or like.
 
2011-02-01 03:40:55 PM  
 
2011-02-01 03:47:21 PM  
Isn't everything from Cracked greenlit here?
 
2011-02-01 03:48:12 PM  
You could link to a random Cracked article with the headline of "mah mah mah mah mah" and it would probably get greenlit. Fark & Cracked have a Financial Arrangement.

/Cracked was so much better when it was a ripoff of Mad Magazine.
//wasn't much funny then either.
 
2011-02-01 03:50:04 PM  

stanhapsburg: Isn't everything from Cracked greenlit here?


I was going to type "in before someone complains about a Cracked greenlight."

If you scroll to the bottom of this page, you'll see that Fark is a "Cracked.com partner."
 
2011-02-01 03:50:51 PM  

Weaver95: what - no hypnotoad picture?


*sigh* Fine.

loyalkng.com

/All glory, etc.
 
2011-02-01 03:55:48 PM  
Sometimes Cracked is at least chuckleworthy. This is not one of those times.
 
2011-02-01 03:56:20 PM  
Cracked . . . every now and then. The stopped clock thing in play here.
 
2011-02-01 03:57:32 PM  
Cracked...like my buttocks!
 
2011-02-01 03:57:47 PM  

What someone seeking world domination might look like:

www.officialpsds.com

www.lonelyreviewer.com

www.topnews.in
 
2011-02-01 03:59:10 PM  
Beef 'n Cheddar? Anyone?
 
2011-02-01 04:09:07 PM  
That article sucks.
 
2011-02-01 04:10:22 PM  
Oration, effectiveness only 2?

Depends on the orator.
cache2.allpostersimages.com
 
2011-02-01 04:11:46 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk
Approves.
 
rmz
2011-02-01 04:13:48 PM  

Tax Boy: /Cracked was so much better when it was a ripoff of Mad Magazine.


I'm going to have to disagree with you there. I often get at least a few laughs out of the average Cracked.com article, whereas I distinctly remember Cracked Magazine sucked. Hard.
 
2011-02-01 04:14:13 PM  
They forgot the most effective one, by far.
www.coverbrowser.com
/but then, so did hari seldon
 
2011-02-01 04:16:11 PM  
What, no exploding collars?
 
2011-02-01 04:55:13 PM  

offmymeds: What someone seeking world domination might look like:


You forgot this guy.
www.toplessrobot.com
 
2011-02-01 05:09:52 PM  
You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of Fark.
 
2011-02-01 05:26:36 PM  

MBooda: Oration, effectiveness only 2?

Depends on the orator.


Yup...

didaskalosbarranquilla.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-02-01 05:28:59 PM  
#10: Rational and Coherent Arguments
#9: Oration

Uh no. U S Americans have a short attention span and are suspicious of anyone who appears smarter than they.

Politicians already make use of this when they come up with the 90 second sound bite.

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all..."

"Them fancy words mean you gonna take mah guns away."
 
2011-02-01 06:06:49 PM  

NightOwl2255: FTA: How the world works is this: it doesn't, because it is full of incredibly stupid people. Laying out a rational, well reasoned argument to an average American is like wearing a condom while eating at Burger King - it's ineffectual and makes everyone present confused and lose their appetites.

That should be etched on a monument somewhere.


Good luck finding someone who could carve that without a spelling mistake.
 
2011-02-01 06:10:34 PM  
I find the Evil Overload Checklist more useful, personally.
 
2011-02-01 06:40:30 PM  
The impossible is attainable at zombocom.
This is zombocom and welcome, to zombocom.
 
2011-02-01 07:22:09 PM  
Why isn't #1 "Coming up with a new religion?"
 
2011-02-01 07:58:57 PM  
FTFA: "Perhaps if I just solder dozens of Komodo dragons together. There is no way that wouldn't be worth at least a shot."

Awesome. :P
 
2011-02-02 01:08:58 AM  

NightOwl2255: FTA: How the world works is this: it doesn't, because it is full of incredibly stupid people. Laying out a rational, well reasoned argument to an average American is like wearing a condom while eating at Burger King - it's ineffectual and makes everyone present confused and lose their appetites.

That should be etched on a monument somewhere.


Yeah, it explains why the Chewbacca Defense actually could work.
 
2011-02-02 09:27:05 AM  
Cracked is so establishment funny.
 
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