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(Time)   No joke: A "medical clown" could help you get pregnant   (healthland.time.com) divider line 44
    More: Weird, IVF, pregnancy rate, Clown Care, randomized controlled trial, control group, Fertility and Sterility  
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RonEdwards
2011-01-31 01:58:36 PM
well yeah, they used up all their condoms making those giraffes!
 
Grass Hopper
2011-01-31 01:59:23 PM
I think that clown may have been doing more than telling jokes...
 
LancePGH [TotalFark]
2011-01-31 01:59:31 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2011-01-31 01:59:40 PM
They all float down here. They aaallll flooooaaaaattttt.
 
PDX Ghost Hunter
2011-01-31 01:59:56 PM
The world doesn't need any more people. We're over capacity.
More proof clowns are evil. Die clowns.
 
Julieahni
2011-01-31 01:59:56 PM
Call me crazy, but I like it the old fashioned way.
 
Tentacle
2011-01-31 01:59:59 PM
Did the study focus on juggalettes?
 
MostNutsEver
2011-01-31 02:00:03 PM
Clown baby?

Like a baby clown?

img.photobucket.com
 
Fabric_Man
2011-01-31 02:00:33 PM
I thought the proper term was a 'quack.'
 
minitrue noram
2011-01-31 02:00:48 PM
how embarassing! i'm hardly what you would call a professional clown, but i am great at the other bit
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-01-31 02:01:03 PM
timewellness.files.wordpress.com

Clown: I guess I was being a little too helpful.
Doc: We're still looking for your testicles. But it's not looking too good.
Clown: That's okay doc. They'll eventually grow back, right?
Doc: Uh yeah. I gotta go now.
 
Whiskey Dickens
2011-01-31 02:01:56 PM
Way to troll "Wait, wait..." for the easy green, subby.
 
Needlessly Complicated
2011-01-31 02:02:25 PM
They also found watching a Carlos Mencia routine has the opposite effect.
 
TheBlackrose
2011-01-31 02:03:37 PM
Patch Adams seen backing out of the room, slowly.
 
Chastain86
2011-01-31 02:06:29 PM
Clowns get women pregnant all the time. Apparently none of you watch "16 and Pregnant."
 
Leeds
2011-01-31 02:06:37 PM
"No joke: A "medical clown" could help you get pregnant"

With rape-rape?
 
The Florida Tag
2011-01-31 02:07:04 PM
Who knew this guy was a fertility specialist?

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hotlinking results are sometimes funny
//unlike the man in this picture
 
wood_stones
2011-01-31 02:07:20 PM
just look up clown porn the movie. that will answer your questions
 
camelias
2011-01-31 02:07:41 PM
Homey does play that?
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
2011-01-31 02:09:13 PM
thestandard.org.nz

I make the balloon animal at no extra charge!
 
Victoly
2011-01-31 02:09:51 PM
What a medical clown may look like:

blogs.laweekly.com
 
DVDave
2011-01-31 02:16:12 PM
Harry Freakstorm: Clown: I guess I was being a little too helpful.
Doc: We're still looking for your testicles. But it's not looking too good.
Clown: That's okay doc. They'll eventually grow back, right?
Doc: Uh yeah. I gotta go now.

That kid looks a little young to be IVF'd
 
Sork
2011-01-31 02:18:13 PM
I thought of this very NSFW (new window)
 
austin_millbarge
2011-01-31 02:19:45 PM
i235.photobucket.com
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2011-01-31 02:21:19 PM
It's all about where you spray the seltzer?
 
log_level_utility
2011-01-31 02:22:01 PM
does he do cocaine?
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-01-31 02:24:05 PM
Victoly: What a medical clown may look like:

That show is impossibly awesome.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-01-31 02:25:02 PM
s-ak.buzzfed.com

Make it so
 
zaier
2011-01-31 02:38:47 PM
Howdy ho! I'm Cuckold the Clown!

Also, for all those mentioning Clown Porn, this site rather amuses me. It appears it is under maintenance at the moment, but is good for a few giggles so here's the address anyway.

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/
 
Snort
2011-01-31 02:44:12 PM
But a Repeat clown annoys me.
 
Farkin'round
2011-01-31 02:45:16 PM
Medical Clown? Must be Octomom's Dr.
 
weezbo
2011-01-31 02:45:33 PM
Who hasn't clutched at a wall in terror when confronted by a clown capering around the only exit?
 
Noon Blue Apples
2011-01-31 02:49:31 PM
So clown rape is a medical procedure? Who'da thunk.
 
George_Spelvin
2011-01-31 02:50:49 PM
As someone whose wife has started training for therapeutic clowning and said wife wants to get pregnant this year, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
ramen_for_all
2011-01-31 02:52:58 PM
too. many. jokes. can't decide... www.tlsconline.com
 
JonathanChance
2011-01-31 03:01:26 PM
The Florida Tag: Who knew this guy was a fertility specialist?



/hotlinking results are sometimes funny
//unlike the man in this picture

www.americascomedy.com

They're making pornos of MY movies... Snatch Adams, that one was scary! A clown with a strap-on!"

/Funniest part of the whole album
//Yes, there's a lot of recycled material in Weapons of Self Destruction, but it's still funny.
///Would love to play D&D or Shadowrun with Robin at my table.
 
Mad_Radhu
2011-01-31 03:06:37 PM
sungkang.com

"Let's put a smile on that face!"
 
kiehlster
2011-01-31 03:44:21 PM
Farkin'round: Medical Clown? Must be Octomom's Dr.

Who needs a medical clown with a face like that? It's no wonder she had so many babies. Just a mirror would have done the trick.
 
Excen
2011-01-31 03:49:19 PM
Sork: I thought of this very NSFW (new window)

I feel no shame about my compulsion to purchase the DVD of the clown farking the midget.

/Bachelor Party Material fa sho there!
 
offmymeds
2011-01-31 04:15:55 PM
improbable.com
 
namegoeshere
2011-01-31 04:42:51 PM
Subby, that is the scariest goddamned headline I have seen on Fark ever.

/hold me
 
suid
2011-01-31 05:18:08 PM
C'mon. Where are the "You're gonna get RAPED" photoshops?

/I am dissapoint!
 
Jgok
2011-01-31 06:43:33 PM
Harry Freakstorm: Clown: I guess I was being a little too helpful.
Doc: We're still looking for your testicles. But it's not looking too good.
Clown: That's okay doc. They'll eventually grow back, right?
Doc: Uh yeah. I gotta go now.

And I was wondering how a coulrophobe would react to this treatment...
 
dmc81076
2011-02-01 11:46:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Now I understand.
 
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