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27145 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2003 at 2:21 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-17 09:52:55 PM  
Of course they can't find a way to downsize her ego.
2003-07-17 10:02:36 PM  
All the big-booty girls say "hey-ey" and kick her ass for disrespecting what got her there in the first place, because it certainly wasn't talent.
2003-07-17 11:24:34 PM  
Pictures please! Allow the "experts" to witness this "atrocity"!
2003-07-18 02:24:28 AM  
What? Airbrushing / digital altering on photos? Never heard of such a thing.

/ignorance, and its' surrounding bliss.
2003-07-18 02:28:13 AM  
What has all this to do with asking if I am ready to buy a new car?
Oh, and I am sick of Ms. Lopez everywhere...
2003-07-18 02:29:00 AM  
I'd be pissed if they airbrushed me standing next to my "finance" too.
2003-07-18 02:29:03 AM  
Her movie is called "Gigli." That must rank highly on the list of dumb movie names.
2003-07-18 02:31:37 AM Airbrushing... she's hot and I'd stick it...twice
2003-07-18 02:31:53 AM  
They may as well downsize Ben-Lo's receeding hairline while they're at it.
2003-07-18 02:36:33 AM  
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2003-07-18 02:37:30 AM  
Gigli sounds like jiggly.
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2003-07-18 02:37:31 AM  
Damned Bush economy! They're downsizing everything!
2003-07-18 02:39:43 AM  
2003-07-18 02:41:02 AM  
...where she appears beside her co-star and finance, Ben Affleck.

Legitimate news sources misspelling words is funny.
2003-07-18 02:43:22 AM  
Well..he is financing the movie..

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2003-07-18 02:43:41 AM  
I object to the use of the word, "booty." Its a damn stupid word. Why don't we all go back to saying ASS like normal people? Afraid you'll lose "street cred." if you don't talk like a retard?
2003-07-18 02:44:25 AM  
reallystupid - Jlo is in Winnipeg, Manitoba right now on a movie shoot. If that doesn't downsize her ego, nothing will.

/praying she wanders into the Mclaren Hotel
2003-07-18 02:45:02 AM  
...and if they ever get married/divorced, he will be financing those alimony payments...
2003-07-18 02:45:40 AM  
sad to see pachino not have a big type on the poster
2003-07-18 02:45:59 AM  
a few years ago I took a tour of a post production house that did the FX on "The Cell" which starred, and i use that word hesitantly, J-Lo. Funniest part was the FX dude whos sole job was to go frame by frame and digitally reduce J-Lo's ass in every shot she was in.
2003-07-18 02:46:13 AM  
Legitimate news sources misspelling words is funny.

yep, you gotta love the brain dead journalists today... "hey chief, i ran my article through spell check, so it's good to go." lazy bastards.

jeebus, where did ben-lo pick out that latest toupee, from the "chris issak house of hair"?
2003-07-18 02:47:20 AM  
What's so great about her ass anyway?
2003-07-18 02:48:41 AM  
I hope it does really well. That way when they dump each other in 3 months the movie will be in thier faces the rest of thier lives. I hope they show it on tv all the time forever.
2003-07-18 02:50:03 AM  
Kind of like Me,Myself and Irene Peter?
2003-07-18 02:51:07 AM  
Whoa. Good thing Ben is tall and has long arms. He's going to need them to reach around J-Lo 20 years from now.
2003-07-18 02:52:22 AM  
J-lo, in all her mASSterful slendor.

her ass is too big for White america, where thin and flat is in...

in brown america, she is quite appealing. which is why i'm still haveing trouble fitting Affleck in the picture.
2003-07-18 02:54:37 AM  
Casey2- Don't you mean two months from now? If they took it down to that size, that @ss is growing like a weed.
2003-07-18 02:59:55 AM  
That's an awful movie poster - she looks like she is all T and A with nothing in between. Bad job on her boobies - whoever pumped 'em up pushed 'em up way too high. I'd be pissed too.
2003-07-18 03:03:17 AM  
Hey professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?

Well I think it's booty.
2003-07-18 03:08:53 AM  
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2003-07-18 03:08:56 AM  
I challenge anyone to find a lengthy news article of late that doesn;t have one (or more) spelling or grammar error(s) - it's actually getting sort of scary/funny. (scary)
2003-07-18 03:10:35 AM  
and on an aside, Jenny's ass roxors mi boxors.

/i like big butts and i cannot lie
2003-07-18 03:10:40 AM  
J-Lo sezs..."Don't cho go touching my J-Lo booty!"

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2003-07-18 03:11:37 AM  
2003-07-18 03:11:57 AM  
I hope someone smacks jlo and ben asslick in the face with a shovel...

soon Jlo will run out of marriages that will benefit her career.
2003-07-18 03:19:47 AM  
I also suggest an International, "Gigli" day. I'd like to have it every month, but once a year would be ok. On this day everyone in the world (and some parts of Canada) would be required to wear T-Shirts with that, "Gigli" movie poster picture on it. The movie would also be aired 24 hours a day on every station in the world. Playing it on the radio for the duration of the event would be a good idea as well.
I think this public mocking of these two would make up for the cruel and unusual punishment they have inflicted on our planet with thier inane publicity stunt. Maybe if they do Marry, thier mighty powers of annoying the world will cancel each other out.
2003-07-18 03:21:46 AM  
Whoever does airbrushing is now being treated for exhaustion

/stolen from Conan
2003-07-18 03:30:34 AM  
I'd still hit it.
2003-07-18 03:57:06 AM  
anyone else look at the source and think "lots of laughs, internet explorer?"

*sigh, ive been online too long.*
2003-07-18 04:08:38 AM  

Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fark
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

just had to be done.
2003-07-18 04:21:49 AM  
no it didn't.
2003-07-18 04:41:17 AM  
Well that does it, I'm not gonna go see the movie anymore.
2003-07-18 04:59:52 AM  
I don't understand this, and I mean that in a serious way (not the sarcastic, my goodness I hate this idea so much I feign an inability to comprehend way). I personally don't find her all that attractive, but I do know that her ass is incredibley popular. Why, then, do they slim it down? She is famous because of her butt, and then they decide to cut it up? What is the reasoning behind this?
2003-07-18 05:35:37 AM  
CheeseEatingBulldog: Damn right!
2003-07-18 05:36:41 AM  
"-and in the important news of today J-Ho is still paying WAAAAY too much attention to her ass."
2003-07-18 05:43:00 AM  
Gigli = Jiggly (her ass)

...there's no getting around that. The only thing this movie has going for it is the catchy Avril Lavigne track in the trailer.

Ben Assfleck looks like a complete boob in this flick and Lopez is just a 2cent whore...I hate that accent beyond belief...take it to the alley whore, along with your hollywood garbage attitude.
2003-07-18 05:47:37 AM  
Affleck wouldn't fit on the poster until they trimmed her backside
2003-07-18 05:58:46 AM  
I kept thinking "Gigi", with Leslie Caron...hmmm
Wish I had a 'finance', that would be quite nice. Yup, I think most things I read on line have some spelling/context mistake.

Especially if I have written it....
2003-07-18 06:28:33 AM  
What do you want to bet when this film tanks so does the relationship...
2003-07-18 06:32:10 AM  
I love they are calling this a "romantic comedy" when it's been widely publicized that

SPOILER WARNING for people dumb enough to consider seeing this movie:

J.Lo dies early in the movie.

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