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(Some Guy)   FOR SALE: Iceland, for the paltry sum of $2.4 billion. Deal includes frozen hot tarts, and huge cans placed at eye-level, begging to be grabbed and taken home. Oh, and for the ladies, a large sausage selection is yours for the taking   (icelandreview.com) divider line 36
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2011-01-29 02:54:39 PM
Have you seen the women from Iceland? SOLD!!!

/assuming I can arrange a line of credit. . .
 
2011-01-29 02:56:34 PM
The country is still growing so get in on the ground floor!
 
2011-01-29 02:57:02 PM
Dibs on
userserve-ak.last.fm!
 
2011-01-29 02:58:37 PM

Excen: Have you seen the women from Iceland? SOLD!!!

/assuming I can arrange a line of credit. . .


www.smh.com.au
 
2011-01-29 02:58:39 PM
Heh it's a supermarket.
 
2011-01-29 03:03:33 PM
I bet they don't even sell ice.
 
2011-01-29 03:03:43 PM
rocknrollghost.com

Does not want.
 
2011-01-29 03:04:25 PM
YAY BJORK AND ICELAND!

\o/
 
2011-01-29 03:07:17 PM
Bjork = Blech
 
2011-01-29 03:07:58 PM
From the NordicStore link on same page

i280.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-29 03:13:11 PM

Hardy-r-r: From the NordicStore link on same page


her balls are too high.
 
2011-01-29 03:16:38 PM
Neat country - beautiful landscape. That said, I never saw all of these gorgeous women (or men) that they have this reputation for. Sweden or Italy has far more attractive people - and far better food.
 
2011-01-29 03:17:46 PM
I think Björk is pixie-cute, but compared to many of the other Icelandic women, she is a dog.
 
2011-01-29 03:22:29 PM

swahnhennessy: I think Björk is pixie-cute, but compared to many of the other Icelandic women, she is a dog.


evidence?
 
2011-01-29 03:22:57 PM
Iceland is actually a Brit grocery store? Well then, check out their mellons...

img80.imageshack.us
 
2011-01-29 03:24:17 PM
For an extra billion or so, they should trade names with greenland. It really would be a little more fitting...
 
2011-01-29 03:26:15 PM

ChubbyTiger: Neat country - beautiful landscape. That said, I never saw all of these gorgeous women (or men) that they have this reputation for. Sweden or Italy has far more attractive people - and far better food.


Really lame, pass-agg way of saying "Please, I am too farking lazy to google it, somebody post pics of Icelandic chicks."

Denied.
 
2011-01-29 03:27:07 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-01-29 03:29:07 PM

Kar98: ChubbyTiger: Neat country - beautiful landscape. That said, I never saw all of these gorgeous women (or men) that they have this reputation for. Sweden or Italy has far more attractive people - and far better food.

Really lame, pass-agg way of saying "Please, I am too farking lazy to google it, somebody post pics of Icelandic chicks."

Denied.


Actually, I firmly believe this. I've been there and I was rather unimpressed. Granted, I was living in NYC and was in Sweden for a few weeks prior to Iceland, so I may have been a bit jaded. But Icelandic women are far less beautiful than Swedish or Italian women (to pick two real extremes).

TL;DR: brush up on your reading comprehension.
 
2011-01-29 03:30:56 PM

ChubbyTiger: Actually, I firmly believe this. I've been there and I was rather unimpressed. Granted, I was living in NYC and was in Sweden for a few weeks prior to Iceland, so I may have been a bit jaded. But Icelandic women are far less beautiful than Swedish or Italian women (to pick two real extremes).


Shut up, studman, you cock.
 
2011-01-29 03:35:11 PM
Iceland thread!

Paging markie_farkie, markie_farkie to the white courtesy phone please...
 
2011-01-29 03:42:08 PM

Wakefire: Iceland thread!


Yes, I know.. I'm subby..

Thanks for thinking of me!
 
2011-01-29 03:44:24 PM
My volcano is ready to erupt!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh...eyjafjallajökull!
Oh...oooooh...yeah.

That was great.

Snore.

(My baby loves my Gullfoss.)
 
2011-01-29 04:02:27 PM

Sarcastica75: Hardy-r-r: From the NordicStore link on same page

her balls are too high.


A perfect location for the perfect logo and a half-smirk to boot. Although her nose is too small...
 
2011-01-29 04:19:48 PM

Bucky Katt: Heh it's a supermarket.


Obviously. The real Iceland wouldn't fetch anywhere near that amount these days.
 
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2011-01-29 04:41:21 PM

Cockpuncher to the Stars: Bucky Katt: Heh it's a supermarket.

Obviously. The real Iceland wouldn't fetch anywhere near that amount these days.

Ever been to an Iceland store?
They're terrible. $2.4b is way too much
 
2011-01-29 05:42:16 PM
www.independent.co.uk

The alpha and omega of frozen food.
 
2011-01-29 05:51:09 PM
Oh, there's a few decent-looking Vikingettes.

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.brobible.com

Please, help us! We can no longer afford a cell phone system!

tattoo.blog.bg
 
2011-01-29 05:57:43 PM
LewDux: userserve-ak.last.fmDibs on
!


I`d Bjork it.
 
2011-01-29 06:09:43 PM
Iceland is the best store in the world. I lived nearby one for several months and didn't even scratch the surface of its icy bounty.

A whole store full of frozen foods! Just imagine!

I literally cannot believe nobody has brought this concept to the US yet.
 
2011-01-29 06:51:20 PM

Superjew: Iceland is the best store in the world. I lived nearby one for several months and didn't even scratch the surface of its icy bounty.

A whole store full of frozen foods! Just imagine!

I literally cannot believe nobody has brought this concept to the US yet.


Sounds like it would be a cool place if my fridge was 80% freezer, but instead it's only 20% freezer and some of that is always taken up by non-food. So I'd have to go to a regular store to fill the other 80%.
 
2011-01-29 08:06:59 PM
What an insanely hot and amazingly talented Icelander might look like:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rebba/1491312317/ (new window)

http://www.rebekkagudleifs.com/ (new window)
 
2011-01-29 09:07:40 PM

ChubbyTiger: Neat country - beautiful landscape. That said, I never saw all of these gorgeous women (or men) that they have this reputation for. Sweden or Italy has far more attractive people - and far better food.


T-H-I-S

For the Nordic look, Iceland's okay but Sweden beats it hands down, and for a more sultry (though some look Nordic, but pretty much all look well groomed) look, it's hard to beat Italy. And the food -- yum.
 
2011-01-29 10:51:45 PM
Nice job subby, you got me right away even after the frozen tarts comment.

/frozen tarts in Iceland? NOM NOM NOM
 
2011-01-29 10:58:56 PM
Those assholes and their asshole volcano kept me in Iraq 8 days longer than I should have been.

Put a muzzle on that fuqqin volcano of yours.

/assholes
 
2011-01-29 11:52:04 PM
I'm fairly certain Apple has 2.4 billion in cash right now. They could rename it iCeland and use it as a call center.

Steve could use a volcano to forge the one ringtone.
 
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