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(AZCentral)   Man leaves 65 ducks at motel. Says to put it on his bill   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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2003-07-18 03:56:25 AM  
Man puts duck in microwave. Always wanted to see Bill Withers.
 
2003-07-18 04:01:36 AM  
50 waterfowl in the fridge and sink? They must have been very small or very carefully packed.
 
2003-07-18 04:02:57 AM  
A golden opportunity for proper use of the ironic tag, missed as usual.
 
2003-07-18 04:03:29 AM  
What's worse then 50 waterfowl in one fridge?
 
2003-07-18 04:09:25 AM  
Chicks and ducks and geese gotta scurry.
When i take you out in the surr.....

oh...parts? guess they're not scurrying so much.
 
2003-07-18 04:10:49 AM  
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duck, duck, GOOSE!
 
2003-07-18 04:12:43 AM  
There was some autoerotic Duck Duck Goose going on.
 
2003-07-18 04:16:15 AM  
Maybe they just found one huge tin of pat
 
2003-07-18 04:19:41 AM  
Supposed to read "tin of pate" with accent over e. Why don't the special characters work?
 
2003-07-18 04:24:30 AM  
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2003-07-18 04:29:51 AM  
Maybe he misunderstood the Indian man at the front desk when he required 65 BUCKS for one night's stay...
 
2003-07-18 04:30:39 AM  
Why don't the special characters work?

Because too many people started using them.
 
2003-07-18 04:48:51 AM  
Young_Fart

Was that a Fast Show

Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, Archangel Gabriel

reference? Or haven't you the slightest idea what I'm talking about?
 
2003-07-18 04:58:22 AM  
Cudasocket:- You can do them with HTML entities.

eg. é gives you e

That probably won't work now, and I'll look like an idiot.
 
2003-07-18 04:58:37 AM  
That headline made me groan.

Well I am going out to get drunk.
More groaing to follow.
 
2003-07-18 04:59:02 AM  
Well, bummer. You're right, it doesn't work.
 
2003-07-18 05:04:31 AM  
Gnarland, I don't.
 
2003-07-18 05:49:23 AM  
Gnarland

Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, Wolf, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep...

Mickey Mouse goes to a solicitor and asks to divorce Minnie.

The solicitor tells him that the fact she has large teeth is no grounds for divorce.

"I didn't say she had large teeth", says Mickey, "I said she was farkin Goofy!"

/loose connection with ducks
 
2003-07-18 06:22:39 AM  
Oh sure. I see how it is...This guy leaves that many animal parts in the room, but leave one dead hooker and suddenly you are on Americas Most Wanted.
 
2003-07-18 08:07:46 AM  
SatchmoR

Wolf? Think you'll find in was a Crocodeel (halfway down).

Hopefully the Saskatchewan police have got Monkfish on the case.

/Chris Waddle
 
2003-07-18 08:10:36 AM  
a little girl walks into the kitchen to get her mommy,and says :

'Mommy mommy, there's a man with a bill at the door'

'oh don't be silly dear, it's probably just a duck with a hat on.'
 
2003-07-18 08:12:38 AM  
It has come to my attention that an error occurred during my previous post.

Delete: in
Insert: it

End correction
Start self mutilation
 
2003-07-18 08:15:45 AM  
Actually -- this is a peeve of mine.

I encourage the sport. I am a big fan of wild game food. I am in no way a bleeding heart for animals. I like shooting weapons-- but I use targets-- paper, cans, tree stumps, containers filled with liquids--- explosives.

These kind of people like the one mentioned in the article have something wrong with their heads... Irresponsible goons who shoot for some warped pleasure of just killing something.
Admittedly, I have been stupid and approached morons with weapons and have asked, "Are you going to eat it?" ...A very po'd me taking on a person with a gun---, "Are you going to eat what you shoot, asshat?"

I can't stand people using animals for target practice. We have people dropping deer around here for no good reason. Take antlers- or the whole head and leave the rest.
I've watched fathers encourage their sons to shoot birds out of trees. Not like they were doing 'crop damage' or pecking people's heads or eyes out. Here I am feeding birds, and a doofus neighbor is shooting what I'm attracting to my feeders.
And I kicked a kid's ass on a school bus in fourth grade for saying that he shot cats for fun.

I find that kind of disrespect towards 'everything' and the cowardly nature one of the most distasteful acts -to the point of criminality- and it deserves all the rudeness I can muster.

If you aren't going to eat what you shoot: 1.) Don't shoot it. OR 2.) Take it to someone who will. OR 3.) Clean the damn thing and take it to a soup kitchen or shelter.

Raise my ire, will ya? I'll put a hurtin' on you, pal that you aren't likely to forget.
 
2003-07-18 08:35:37 AM  
The motel owner was a stork and the guy told hm to shove his bill up his arse.
 
2003-07-18 08:47:42 AM  
SimplyEdie....AMEN!

There are people here who still subsist wholly on wild game.

I remember, as a kid, and aunt and uncle who drew 4 antelope and 4 deer tags every year, made the kills, hung them between trees in their backyard to cure, cut them up themselves, and had 5 freezers full of meat to live on until next fall.

And these weren't people who lived out in the boonies, either. They lived IN TOWN. She was a teacher, he worked for the hospital. They weren't poor, just frugal.

Somewhere along the line people decided to shoot animals without eating them. Without using their hides, the bones, the WHOLE animal. Game and Fish agents are always finding carcasses where the heads are missing.

This guy should be made to eat nothing but duck until the equivalent of the number he left to rot is satisfied.
 
2003-07-18 09:14:54 AM  
What happens when this sicko graduates from his duck killing spree and maybe begins his human killing spree back home in the Seattle area? I understand that because some serial killers continually seek a bigger thrill they start out with the smaller critters and culminate in human slaughter. Obviously this guy is already a psychopath or at least a sociopath. I hope someone back in the Seattle area has an eye on this guy.
 
2003-07-18 09:28:03 AM  
SimplyEdie: I agree whole heartedly.

These idiots make all of us look bad.
When I teach I demonstrate how to use everything with minimal waste. If you are not going to use it, don't shoot it.
 
2003-07-18 01:54:49 PM  
Easily the greatest headline in the history of time. Made me chuckle.
 
2003-07-19 02:59:50 PM  
Submitter= headline genius
 
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