Hmm. If the "french-fries" weren't yet fried, they weren't really french-fries yet, were they? They were just potato slivers.

I obsess on the oddest things these days.

50,000 lbs * 16oz. in one pound = 800,000 oz. of french fries
800,000 oz. / 2.4oz serving = 333,333 servings of french fries
333,333 servings of french fries * 10 grams of fat = 3,333,333 grams of fat or 3.333 metric tons of fat.

...maybe it was for the best.

If the order was burnt, the truck must have been in route to Chester's Hamburgers in San Antonio.

Next up on our play list, "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin.

Anna Nicole: The Quarter Tonner with Cheese.

/got nothin'

Burnination Week in Washington State continues.


[X] Tanker truck loaded with gasoline

[X] Semi-trailer loaded with french fries

The Hayeses had been shopping for school clothes in Kennewick a short while earlier and lost all their belongings in the blaze.

they kept all their belongings in a tractor/trailer?? where did they live? under a bridge?

how DARE you mock anna. ..i wish her and howard marshall made a few flicks..

The Lord vomited people like Anna Nicole out of his mouth to hell.

The man drove his truck with some pride
and then he was fit to be tied
A pair of young jerks
threw fireworks
Twenty-five tons of spuds fried.

Oh, because she's fat

hmmm maybe they weren't fries in the beginning...but if we can bake them in the oven and call them fries then they must have trasformed from slivered potatoes to fries somewhere in the charring process....and does that mean somewhere in the world it will be raining potato starch laced rain drops.... and most importantly why is anna wearing that backless dress...i mean i'm fat but at least i don't show my rolls off like they are some kind of prize to behold.

No! They burned our freedom (fries)!

freedom fries--what a joke. do you think the FRENCH gave a shiat?

best headline ever..

...and, the greatest headline goes to this!!!

Off the subject, but I met this kid who looks exactly like Bobby friggn Trendy!

Who here honestly believes that french fries are French?

Trivia: French fries get their name from the cooking term to french, meaning "to cut into shoestrings." So they're potatoes that are frenched, then fried. French fries. Oh, the French call them frites; literally, "fries"

And French's mustard was made by a guy whose last name was French. I mean "French" was his last name. The French don't have French's mustard.

/perfectionist

(They do have Orangina, though. Good stuff.)

Ooooh. Burn on Anna Nicole.

I believe it was an act of God.

/insurance adjuster

Demetrius

That has to be one of the best pics of the "new XXL" Anna I've seen, she's not wearing too much makeup here.

Etchy333:

"What really offended them though was when all those asshats, err I mean patriots, BOUGHT all those cases of French wine just to pour it down the gutter."

They must not have bought much wine to pour down the gutter:


French wine sales down 27 percent in the US

Well Etchy333, they BOUGHT the french wine, who cares if they bought it to drink it or pour it down gutters. EITHER WAY PATRIOTS ARE farkING IDIOTS!

why was he taking his kid shopping in his semi-truck filled with french fries??