Things white people don't know about black people.

I'm speechless.

Way to misspell "sarsaparilla" in a headline about a spelling bee, Subtard.

sarsAparilla, subby.

/i think

"sarsparilla."
[fingers moving rapidly]
"Correct. You get 3 Sunset Sarsparilla, and +11 XP."

/LEVEL UP
//Been playing Fallout NV way too much lately.

and yeah, it's sarsaparilla. D'oh.

There's something in my eye. Ah, I got it. So, that's where the letter 'A' went.

/apologies to Salinger

'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Richardson, Texas, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in sign language, too.

factoryconnection: Well today I learned something... it is "Sarsaparilla" that the stranger ordered in the Big Lebowski (not "sasparilla") and that "sarsparilla" is a different plant altogether.

It's spelled "sarsaparilla," and it's most commonly pronounced "sasparilla." There is no such thing as "sarsparilla."

Since it's Gasparilla this weekend in Tampa, I half way expected to read about how SARS is going to ruing the festival of pirates, beers, and boobs. I was gladly mistaken.

sarsparilla? isn't that the word the asian kid beat steph tanner with in their spelling bee rematch in a classic full house episode?

god i deserve to be flamed.

Was the prize a bag full of star bottle caps?

factoryconnection: Stupid online dictionaries.

Indeed. As delightful as the "Online Etymology Dictionary" is, when it comes to spelling, I prefer a real source.

RS Aprilia, subtard!

Having been born and raised in Sioux City, IA, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Richardson, Texas, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in sign language, too.

Came for the Cowboy, thanks.

van1ty: sarsparilla? isn't that the word the asian kid beat steph tanner with in their spelling bee rematch in a classic full house episode?

god i deserve to be flamed.

Don't worry...that's where I went too.

CognaciousThunk: "sarsparilla."
[fingers moving rapidly]
"Correct. You get 3 Sunset Sarsparilla, and +11 XP."

/LEVEL UP
//Been playing Fallout NV way too much lately.

no freezing anymore? I held off buying it because it sounded super buggy upon release. What platform are you using?

Finger51: CognaciousThunk: "sarsparilla."
[fingers moving rapidly]
"Correct. You get 3 Sunset Sarsparilla, and +11 XP."

/LEVEL UP
//Been playing Fallout NV way too much lately.

no freezing anymore? I held off buying it because it sounded super buggy upon release. What platform are you using?

PS3. Just bought it a couple weeks ago, am up to about 40-50 hours gameplay. 2 freezes. Would think that by this point, I'd have the correct spelling of 'sarsaparilla' burnt into my skull. Along with that 'Big Iron' song.

All I know is sarsaparilla is goddamn delicious.

LawnJarae: Since it's Gasparilla this weekend in Tampa, I half way expected to read about how SARS is going to ruing the festival of pirates, beers, and boobs. I was gladly mistaken.

Came to threadjack, but I see someone beat me to it.

Will be my first experience with Gasparilla. Just moved to Tampa in August. Going to watch the invasion from my balcony then head down to the streets. Any other Farkers going to be around?

I just watched the video and two things popped into my head:

1) She's good. Spelled most of those words without even looking.
2) Is it the girl or the cameraman that has the Cerebral Palsy?

Sarsaparilla.
*pause*
R-O-O-T-B-E-E-R
Sarsaparilla.

I'll have one Sasparilly

That is correct!

Do any of the judges of the spelling bee know ASL? If not, how can they be sure that her interpreter isn't just correcting any mistakes the kid makes?

Sarsaparilla in a tin cup and a Hoss burger...good times.

Scorched Colon: Do any of the judges of the spelling bee know ASL? If not, how can they be sure that her interpreter isn't just correcting any mistakes the kid makes?

I cannot believe it took 36 comments before this appeared.

I'm in Richardson, TX right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/No, seriously, I am.
//About to head north through Plano and on into the wasteland that is the Northern exurbs of McKinney, Frisco, Prosper, Celina and Denton.

Hm..

Make the interpreter stand outside while the word is read. Then do the entire spelling bee over.

Scorched Colon: Do any of the judges of the spelling bee know ASL? If not, how can they be sure that her interpreter isn't just correcting any mistakes the kid makes?

First thing that came to my mind.

Open sarsaparilla?

Inchoate: Finger51: CognaciousThunk: "sarsparilla."
[fingers moving rapidly]
"Correct. You get 3 Sunset Sarsparilla, and +11 XP."

/LEVEL UP
//Been playing Fallout NV way too much lately.

no freezing anymore? I held off buying it because it sounded super buggy upon release. What platform are you using?

The 360 version freezes somewhat frequently (especially if you have one of the Mysterious Stranger perks) and has a number of mild-to-moderate display and AI bugs.

Get it anyway, and save often: it's really fun.

I'll add a 'get it any ways' regardless of platform. My experience with it on the PC has been flawless except for situations that I knew full well were going to be troublesome. (sketchy mods or *really* pushing the draw distance values)

Finger51: CognaciousThunk: "sarsparilla."
[fingers moving rapidly]
"Correct. You get 3 Sunset Sarsparilla, and +11 XP."

/LEVEL UP
//Been playing Fallout NV way too much lately.

no freezing anymore? I held off buying it because it sounded super buggy upon release. What platform are you using?

I have it for PC. A few bugs here and there, and it crashes about once every 10 hours of gameplay. Totally worth it, though. Amazing game. Just save often.

I blame video games for this, too.

/spelling bees and killing hookers
//those bastards

Making fun of the mute girl. Nice subby. Well. welcome to Fark.

Subby has failed to play Fallout New Vegas. Anyone who has will never ever again misspell sarsaparilla. And now I'm in the mood for cold one and all I have is iced tae.

/Props to the Cowboy.

That's just terrible! Making her go up to the microphone to spell something, then making her sit back down, only to bring her back up there 1 second later to spell again! I don't know how she puts up with their shiat.

/this troll attempt would've worked on the youtube comments section