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(NJ.com)   16-Year-old Clinton Township boy feces charges   (nj.com) divider line 73
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2011-01-28 02:25:30 PM  
North Hunterdon was a pretty shiatty HS to begin with.

/del val ftw!
//'88
 
2011-01-28 02:27:41 PM  
That's different...gross...but different.
 
2011-01-28 02:31:26 PM  
Why didn't he put it someplace or do it such that it couldn't be pinned on him?
 
2011-01-28 02:46:22 PM  
The boy then took a carry-out style coffee mug with a screw-on cap with him to the nurses' office bathroom. The boy defecated in the mug, screwed the cap on, and returned to the classroom where he unscrewed the lid, and "this caused a disruption in the classroom," police said.

I'm going to give him a C+ for effort. If you're going to do something like that you leave the mug where it can't be traced back to you.

Also, gross.
 
2011-01-28 02:55:24 PM  
Such a good prank. Should have put it back in the cupboard.

Also, at first I thought the headline said "feces discharges", and I thought "Hmm, most people do that (men at least)"
 
2011-01-28 03:05:56 PM  
The hell. When I was his age...Wait. By the time I was his age, my class grew out of that kind of thing.

When I was 13 or 14, we had stink bombs in tiny little bottles. Just break one or two open in a class and you'll cause quite a ruckus.
 
2011-01-28 03:06:33 PM  

kingoomieiii: "feces discharges", and I thought "Hmm, most people do that (men at least)"


Wait...what?
 
Pud
2011-01-28 03:54:47 PM  
FTA - Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom.

While I agree this is disgusting, how the hell is causing a disgusting smell worthy of police interaction. Is NJ so crime free these days, that they have to give the cops "busy work" like this crap just to keep them busy?
 
2011-01-28 03:57:47 PM  

Pud: FTA - Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom.

While I agree this is disgusting, how the hell is causing a disgusting smell worthy of police interaction. Is NJ so crime free these days, that they have to give the cops "busy work" like this crap just to keep them busy?


Besides, its New Jersey; I'm surprised anyone noticed.

/Subby
 
2011-01-28 03:59:59 PM  

Pud: FTA - Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom.

While I agree this is disgusting, how the hell is causing a disgusting smell worthy of police interaction. Is NJ so crime free these days, that they have to give the cops "busy work" like this crap just to keep them busy?


Hunterdon County is pretty much the sticks if you can believe it. My township had two cops and one squad car. Their office was attached to the dump.
 
2011-01-28 04:32:49 PM  
Seems funny enough to not be a crime to me...
 
2011-01-28 04:32:58 PM  
POOP THREAD!!!
 
2011-01-28 04:33:01 PM  
One boy one mug?
 
2011-01-28 04:33:22 PM  
One boy one cup.
 
2011-01-28 04:33:38 PM  
Rub-a-dub-dub, a kid shiat in a mug.
 
2011-01-28 04:34:51 PM  

98RKC: One boy one mug?


21 seconds.

/tiny fist, etc
 
2011-01-28 04:35:45 PM  
In my day we just used these:
t0.gstatic.com

/My lawn etc etc etc
 
2011-01-28 04:36:05 PM  
Clinton...feces?
gobuycostumes.com
 
2011-01-28 04:36:32 PM  
"causing a disgusting smell in his classroom"

If that were a crime, I could think of a few people at my college that would have been arrested. But it would have been considered racism to call them out on their foul stenches and lack of western hygienic practices.
 
2011-01-28 04:37:20 PM  
i107.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-28 04:37:22 PM  
prolly did it so his teacher wouldnt try to have sex with him, there are #2 sides to every story. such media bias.
 
2011-01-28 04:37:52 PM  

FarknGroovn: In my day we just used these:


/My lawn etc etc etc



Back in junior high, kids would use them in the hallways all the time.

/But I don't recall somebody using one in a classroom.
 
2011-01-28 04:40:31 PM  

Diogenes: North Hunterdon was a pretty shiatty HS to begin with.

/del val ftw!
//'88


agreed

/NHHS '00
 
2011-01-28 04:41:32 PM  

FarknGroovn: In my day we just used these:


/My lawn etc etc etc


How do you use those without getting it on yourself, just drop them on the ground and step on them?
 
2011-01-28 04:41:33 PM  
Is that a waste of waste?
 
2011-01-28 04:44:13 PM  
Classic Joke:

A guy in a girl are in a car and they're making out. The girl says "Kiss me where it stinks."

So he drives her to New Jersey.
 
2011-01-28 04:45:52 PM  
i.cdn.hbo.com
 
2011-01-28 04:48:07 PM  
Disorderly conduct? Going to class the morning after a night of White Castle sliders and cheap beer could've sent me to prison for 20 years!
 
2011-01-28 04:48:12 PM  
I guess he forgot to study.

I guess kids have also forgotten how to fake being sick on the day of a test.
 
2011-01-28 04:48:15 PM  
When I found out years ago that I was getting shiatcanned in the afternoon, I left an upper-decker in the bosses' bathroom. It was a crappy summer job anyway.
 
2011-01-28 04:48:44 PM  

The_Sponge: Classic Joke:

A guy in a girl are in a car and they're making out. The girl says "Kiss me where it stinks."

So he drives her to New Jersey.


Is he still in her when the get to New Jersey?
 
2011-01-28 04:50:18 PM  
Not the most imaginative prank...what result was he hoping for here?
 
2011-01-28 04:51:31 PM  
Clintoned in the Boobies?
 
2011-01-28 04:52:54 PM  
I lol'd
 
2011-01-28 04:53:26 PM  

rebelyell2006: FarknGroovn: In my day we just used these:


/My lawn etc etc etc

How do you use those without getting it on yourself, just drop them on the ground and step on them?


Just toss them and run. Stinkola!

In H.S. somebody broke one in the ventilation system. That was not a fun day. Those things really stink.
/CSB
 
2011-01-28 04:55:15 PM  
He should have used liquid ass.
 
2011-01-28 04:57:40 PM  
href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5913842/66553527#c66553527" target="_blank">Lsherm: kingoomieiii: "feces discharges", and I thought "Hmm, most people do that (men at least)"

Wait...what?


girls don't poop (new window)
 
2011-01-28 04:59:50 PM  

lenfromak: He should have used liquid ass.


as opposed to ass liquid...
 
2011-01-28 05:01:28 PM  

m1ke: Clintoned in the Boobies?


Clintoned in the BMs.
 
2011-01-28 05:02:16 PM  
Butt, butt Clinton!
 
2011-01-28 05:08:18 PM  

Pud: FTA - Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom.

While I agree this is disgusting, how the hell is causing a disgusting smell worthy of police interaction. Is NJ so crime free these days, that they have to give the cops "busy work" like this crap just to keep them busy?


THIS.

/Also. In your own coffee thermos?
//*Son I Am Disappoint*
 
2011-01-28 05:11:18 PM  
Ah the old Alma Mater...always doing us Hunterdonians proud.

Though I'm not one to talk, I ended up out in Warren Cty.

/NHHS '99
 
2011-01-28 05:12:28 PM  
Is our Childrens Thinking?


/seriously, WTF?
 
2011-01-28 05:14:59 PM  
www.gonewiththetwins.com

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.
 
2011-01-28 05:15:03 PM  
Rest assured it wasn't me.
 
2011-01-28 05:17:22 PM  
Fart spray in an elevator just as you get off.
 
2011-01-28 05:19:21 PM  

The_Sponge: POOP THREAD!!!


www.oururbanvillage.com
 
2011-01-28 05:21:49 PM  
www.entertainmentworlds.com



Poo is always funny
 
2011-01-28 05:38:05 PM  
Back in 8th grade, we had someone crapping in the sinks at school.

At least one a week the "Mad Crapper" or "Brown Bomber" would strike.
 
2011-01-28 05:39:34 PM  
This kid was far from an evil genius.

First of all, come to school with it in the mug. You don't really have a lot of deniability going to the bathroom, and coming back right before you uncork the bastard.

Christ, even just straight up shiatting yourself would have worked better because at least you would get to go home.

Maybe fake sick? Not that hard to make yourself throw up.

Or hell, study for the test. Have fun being known as the kid who shiat in a cup evil genius.
 
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