I'm going to need to see a photo of this woman without a shirt before I pass judgement.

The accuser told police she was dancing with friends near the kitchen area...

If she was in a walk in cooler, he might have just been trying for a 2 point conversion.

big ben would have got to the end zone

article mentions drew stanton, so he was able to go out and do something without getting injured? amazing!

What_Would_Jimi_Do: big ben would have got to the end zone

Was going to do a Rapelisberger joke. *shakes tiny fist*

What_Would_Jimi_Do

Thread. Over.

/total LULZ, man. Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Stop declaring threads over after a Ben rape joke. Just because you're drunk out your head and high as a kite doesn't mean this is the funniest thing you've ever seen. The horrified look of your mom after seeing the deformed creature coming out of her womb when you were born was probably funnier. At least as funny as your father trying to push "this horrid beast!" back in while at the same time the doctor was hurling up last nights clam chowder that mystiously truned black in the side of the operating room.

Iceman208481: Stop declaring threads over after a Ben rape joke. Just because you're drunk out your head and high as a kite doesn't mean this is the funniest thing you've ever seen. The horrified look of your mom after seeing the deformed creature coming out of her womb when you were born was probably funnier. At least as funny as your father trying to push "this horrid beast!" back in while at the same time the doctor was hurling up last nights clam chowder that mystiously truned black in the side of the operating room.

how do you remember your birth?

Iceman208481: Stop declaring threads over after a Ben rape joke. Just because you're drunk out your head and high as a kite doesn't mean this is the funniest thing you've ever seen. The horrified look of your mom after seeing the deformed creature coming out of her womb when you were born was probably funnier. At least as funny as your father trying to push "this horrid beast!" back in while at the same time the doctor was hurling up last nights clam chowder that mystiously truned black in the side of the operating room.


Writing a bunch of unfunny, semi-satirical crap doesn't make you Pocket Ninja.

if you agree the thread is indeed over, stop commenting there duder. still glad i wasted ten seconds to a minute of your life.

I sense the presence of a(n) ITG. I have not felt this for some time.

/ lighten up francis.

jeffrey626: article mentions drew stanton, so he was able to go out and do something without getting injured? amazing!

Are you thinking of Stafford?

Iceman208481: Stop declaring threads over after a Ben rape joke. Just because you're drunk out your head and high as a kite doesn't mean this is the funniest thing you've ever seen. The horrified look of your mom after seeing the deformed creature coming out of her womb when you were born was probably funnier. At least as funny as your father trying to push "this horrid beast!" back in while at the same time the doctor was hurling up last nights clam chowder that mystiously truned black in the side of the operating room.

Uhhh....I was referring to the cartoony "Cha-Ching!" graphic.

alleged offender is a dumbarse. everyone knows you need a camera and/or plastic beads as enticement.

Watch it be Suh. He's the bes thing to happen to that team since Barry Sanders. You just WATCH it be Suh.

Sharking. It's considered a crime here. Thanks a lot, Puritans.

Subby here, I'll say that first. Not that this is my proudest moment, but because I'm probably going to say too much to keep interest.

Fellow Steelers fans, why the butthurt over the Big Ben jokes? Was he guilty on that night in Georgia? At best he was guilty of incredibly bad judgment. At worst...

Big Ben is not a role model, nor should any other sports figure be. Sure, there are exceptions, but most of the time they shine everybody on until they are found out. Having 14 kids to 12 women isn't criminal but I don't want my kids looking up to someone like that. Teachers, policemen, firefighters, parents- those are role models. The thing is when those people screw up it isn't an international story, unless they screw up in such grand fashion that they show up here on Fark.

As the Super Bowl nears, remember we're talking about a football game folks. The sun will still come up on the 7th regardless of outcome, keep things in perspective. There are still kids going to bed hungry, there are still old people who have to decide between heating their house or buying their medicine, there are still legitimately disabled people who struggle through their day while deadbeats work the system. Put your energy into solving problems instead of having the Battle of Massengill. If you have enough time to wait on Fark to insert "Rapistberger" or "Brady's a douchebag" in every applicable thread then you probably have time to shovel your elderly neighbor's driveway or volunteer at a soup kitchen for a while.

Sure, there was a time when the Steelers winning the Super Bowl meant everything to me. We Pittsburghers almost see it as a birthright. When Super Bowl XXX came around and the Steelers lost I was despondent. When the Steelers won Super Bowl XL I was so glad because I was able to watch with my dad and although he was only 66 I was afraid he wouldn't have been around to see them make it to another. He was around for XLIII. He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer this past October, he passed away after two months.

So, Steelers Nation, just let people talk trash about Big Ben if they feel so inclined. We pulled no punches when the Pats were caught cheating, we left no prisoners when the whole Bengals team was being arrested, and we said plenty about Rex Ryan. That's what sports fans do, we push each others buttons. Act like we've been here before, because we have. And if the Steelers win seven, dad's watching from heaven.

Oh, and by the way, I almost threw Rapistburger into the headline myself. I knew it was coming. It is a funny portmanteau, regardless of merit and what the rest of Steelers Nation thinks.

Go Steelers, best of luck to the Pack.

ignernt: Subby here, I'll say that first. Not that this is my proudest moment, but because I'm probably going to say too much to keep interest.

Fellow Steelers fans, why the butthurt over the Big Ben jokes? Was he guilty on that night in Georgia? At best he was guilty of incredibly bad judgment. At worst...

Big Ben is not a role model, nor should any other sports figure be. Sure, there are exceptions, but most of the time they shine everybody on until they are found out. Having 14 kids to 12 women isn't criminal but I don't want my kids looking up to someone like that. Teachers, policemen, firefighters, parents- those are role models. The thing is when those people screw up it isn't an international story, unless they screw up in such grand fashion that they show up here on Fark.

As the Super Bowl nears, remember we're talking about a football game folks. The sun will still come up on the 7th regardless of outcome, keep things in perspective. There are still kids going to bed hungry, there are still old people who have to decide between heating their house or buying their medicine, there are still legitimately disabled people who struggle through their day while deadbeats work the system. Put your energy into solving problems instead of having the Battle of Massengill. If you have enough time to wait on Fark to insert "Rapistberger" or "Brady's a douchebag" in every applicable thread then you probably have time to shovel your elderly neighbor's driveway or volunteer at a soup kitchen for a while.

Sure, there was a time when the Steelers winning the Super Bowl meant everything to me. We Pittsburghers almost see it as a birthright. When Super Bowl XXX came around and the Steelers lost I was despondent. When the Steelers won Super Bowl XL I was so glad because I was able to watch with my dad and although he was only 66 I was afraid he wouldn't have been around to see them make it to another. He was around for XLIII. He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer this past October, he passed away after two months.

So, Steelers Nation, just let people talk trash about Big Ben if they feel so inclined. We pulled no punches when the Pats were caught cheating, we left no prisoners when the whole Bengals team was being arrested, and we said plenty about Rex Ryan. That's what sports fans do, we push each others buttons. Act like we've been here before, because we have. And if the Steelers win seven, dad's watching from heaven.

Oh, and by the way, I almost threw Rapistburger into the headline myself. I knew it was coming. It is a funny portmanteau, regardless of merit and what the rest of Steelers Nation thinks.

Go Steelers, best of luck to the Pack.

Can you reap what you said about the... things.

Watch it be Suh. He's the bes thing to happen to that team since Barry Sanders. You just WATCH it be Suh.

According to rumor, it was Dom Raiola: http://www.lionsredzone.com/showthread.php?t=110067

jeffrey626: article mentions drew stanton, so he was able to go out and do something without getting injured? amazing!

Are you thinking of Stafford?


Apparently Stafford was indeed involved - he was sacked by the cook!

Pvt Joker: Watch it be Suh. He's the bes thing to happen to that team since Barry Sanders. You just WATCH it be Suh.

According to rumor, it was Dom Raiola: http://www.lionsredzone.com/showthread.php?t=110067

jeffrey626: article mentions drew stanton, so he was able to go out and do something without getting injured? amazing!

Are you thinking of Stafford?


Apparently Stafford was indeed involved - he was sacked by the cook!

DAMN. How many weeks is he out now?

I immediately assumed it was Raiola, since she managed to pull away from him.

flipping off fans, yelling at them, being hot tempered, personal foul penalties, and overall poor play at the center position

if it IS him, maybe it would be a catalyst to get a good center in here...

PolarBoy: I immediately assumed it was Raiola, since she managed to pull away from him.

Zing!