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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Settlement reached over Shatner's horse semen. Confidential terms may include horse spunk in "fresh cooled format"   (kentucky.com ) divider line
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2003-07-17 09:51:32 AM  
Two lawsuits over the same semen?
 
2003-07-17 09:52:44 AM  
Isn't this a repeat?
 
2003-07-17 09:53:18 AM  
ADMINS! For cryin' out loud, who's sleeping at helm again?
 
2003-07-17 09:54:52 AM  
because one followup just wasn't enough!
:party
 
2003-07-17 09:55:34 AM  
WAKE UP!
 
2003-07-17 09:56:21 AM  
welcome to fark.com,
Land of the free and home of the reposts
 
2003-07-17 09:57:33 AM  
"Marcy Lafferty Shatner "is extremely happy with the results of the settlement and her breeding privileges," according to a press release issued by attorneys C. Thomas Ezell of Lexington and Matthew R. Heiman of McLean, Va."

Looks like Heiman let the semen through.
 
2003-07-17 09:58:14 AM  
The EXACT SAME article, repeated right next to each other.

Nice.

Oh, and the first headline was teh Funnayier.

/grumble
 
2003-07-17 09:58:45 AM  
^ pours coffee for everyone.
 
2003-07-17 09:59:02 AM  
The EXACT SAME article, repeated right next to it self.

Nice.

Oh, and the first headline was teh Funnayier.

/grumble
 
2003-07-17 09:59:14 AM  
Every sperm is sacred.
 
2003-07-17 10:01:32 AM  
The same comment posted twice, complaning about admins posting the same article twice.

Nice

**shoots self**
 
2003-07-17 10:02:25 AM  
weird.... I just turned Monty Python Sings off. ;)

**shudder**
 
2003-07-17 10:07:32 AM  
"fresh cooled semen" as opposed to "frozen semen" either way it sounds nasty enough. Do they spank the horse off into a big gulp cup or what?
 
2003-07-17 10:07:56 AM  
Talk about squeezing every last drop out of tired old horses...

[image from lumiere.org too old to be available]

Star Trek: Nemesis rubbed me the wrong way.
 
2003-07-17 10:15:35 AM  
Do they spank the horse off into a big gulp cup or what?

Usually, they just cram a big electrode up its ass that automatically triggers the ejaculation response. (no, seriously)
 
2003-07-17 10:19:35 AM  
horse spunk in "fresh cooled format"

Served up in a martini glass.
 
2003-07-17 10:27:37 AM  
This decision was a stroke of genius and came at just the right time. I'll bet Bill finds it hard to swallow though. Can't wait to hear him spew his ass in nine comments all over the media. This could get the ball rolling on a load of controversy.
 
2003-07-17 10:30:10 AM  
this, thread, is , very, familiar, and, gross....

/in my best Captain Kirk voice
 
2003-07-17 10:38:37 AM  
Of course she settled with him. If she didn't she might find herself at the bottom of a pool like his other wife.
 
2003-07-17 10:47:28 AM  
"Dammit, Jim!!!"

"I'm a doctor, not a horse wanker!!"
 
2003-07-17 11:46:20 AM  
Aaaah, the cool refreshing taste of Dr P--- er..., horse spunk.
 
2003-07-17 12:27:01 PM  
Would you like some horse semen with your coffee?
 
2003-07-17 12:57:21 PM  
I guess I'm happy for Bill, but he still killed his wife.
 
2003-07-17 06:03:14 PM  
Oh well....I guess the ex will just have a lot of smegma to swab.

/can't think of a better smegma joke
 
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