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7387 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2003 at 9:19 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-17 09:22:12 AM  
who woulda thunk it? w00t.
2003-07-17 09:22:41 AM  
cool :D
2003-07-17 09:24:49 AM  
That's a great story. :)
2003-07-17 09:24:56 AM  
Reminds me of when Charlie Manson gave me advice on getting all the hot hippie chicks.
2003-07-17 09:26:53 AM  
I like this story. But who did he steal the car off?

Palestinian car thief - What is a palestinian car?

2003-07-17 09:28:23 AM  
I'd like to see the conservatives spew the "all arabs hate israelis/westerners" now shiat.
2003-07-17 09:29:02 AM  
There is hope for the sand monkeys yet! Helping out the truce rocks.
2003-07-17 09:32:50 AM  
Wow, so something really can make me smile before work!
2003-07-17 09:33:44 AM  
There are officially snowballs in hell. Oh yeah CLICKMAN don't believe the hype they do hate us and no i'm not a conservative. I think your mother should have aborted you when she had the chance.

Who cares!
2003-07-17 09:34:33 AM  
THat stupid Palestinian was probably lying- he's probably not even a Palestinian. Everyone knows all those camel jockeys hate Jews and would rather spit on them than change a tire. Stupid liberal controlled press.

Will that do it for you, clickman?
2003-07-17 09:34:48 AM  
"I'd like to see the conservatives spew the "all arabs hate israelis/westerners" now shiat."

I'd like to see who he stole the car from.
2003-07-17 09:38:56 AM  
Sometimes women in distress have no politics.
2003-07-17 09:38:58 AM  
Good use of Spiffy :)
2003-07-17 09:43:35 AM  
FriendGirl - not convinced, the palestinians have done are fare amount of blowing up women and thus causing distress.
2003-07-17 09:46:16 AM  
I'd like to see who he stole the car from.

Well, assuming traditional flavors of car theft, someone who wasn't anywhere near their car.
2003-07-17 09:51:06 AM  
Yassir, the average Jehosaphat wants peace.

/crickets chirping
2003-07-17 09:54:50 AM  
farking Traitor.. He was probably a catholic.
If it was me, I probably would have popped a cap in her Kaffir ass and left her..... while I take her car.........but that's just me......
2003-07-17 09:58:35 AM  

the holocaust DIDNT happen! it was a HOAX!!
2003-07-17 09:59:32 AM  
Maybe she was hot.
2003-07-17 10:03:31 AM  
then he probably would have farked her
2003-07-17 10:04:17 AM  
yeah .. i bet she was a real babe.. with a nice nose ;)
2003-07-17 10:07:14 AM  
It's amazing what a nice rack can do for foreign relations.

All statesmen (err... statespeople) should be hot bi-sexual women. How can they go to war with each other when they are looking forward to the next UN orgy???
2003-07-17 10:35:08 AM  
SEE it's easy and fun. Come on people it's about PEOPLE.
2003-07-17 11:46:37 AM  
You have to hand it to the Palestinians... it may take them forever to get a truce settled, but when they do they stick to it

This man had honor. Good for him.

2003-07-17 11:51:01 AM  
It's about one guy "people" trying to get a piece of ass from a hot Jewish lady "people".

"You want some ass with that international tire change?"
2003-07-17 12:09:23 PM  
the holocaust DIDNT happen! it was a HOAX!!" -xadidas
xadidas, I would love to buy you a first-class plane ticket to Germany.....but only with one condition: you repeat to them what you typed here. That way they'll arrest your ass and show you how much fun being inprisoned by Germans really is.....

Don't get your hopes up people, that one act of kindness (if it really happened) was an anomaly....too many haters in that hood
2003-07-17 12:37:30 PM  
can most of you get any gayer than this?
Israelis and Palestinian have coexisted peacefully until the farking USA and Britain got involved... dont read these stupid westernized censored crap... most of you dont have clue of the real world...

Palestinians are nice people so are Israelis for the most part but they are very misguided. What the fark else you gonna do when your land is taken over by some other people and you are kicked out...

There was a story of when a Palestinian man and an Israeli man was in the same hospital and they both needed kidney transplant or something and the Palestinian wife donated to the Israeli and the Israeli wife donated her kidney to the Palestinian...

Middle Eastern people are very friendly but they got no choice but to hate the USA...even our own neighbor (CANADA) hates us so its not their fault, its ours.
2003-07-17 12:48:45 PM  
Israelis and Palestinian have coexisted peacefully until the farking USA and Britain got involved...

Israelis didn't exist at all until Britain got involved, DUH!
2003-07-17 01:39:50 PM  
And The award of Fark ASSHAT Troll of the Year goes to:


Congratulations! Pick up your dunce cap at the end of a long walk off a short pier.

Go troll on Metzger's site shiathead.
2003-07-17 02:33:47 PM  
Thats the way it should be everywhere. If in fact it is a true story. Oh, and without the stealing the car part.
2003-07-17 04:42:03 PM  
Cool story. In fact, the "silent" part i.e. most Israelis and Arabs want peace (at least now). The only difference is that fanatics in Israel can change and are not involved in actions against Arabs. As for the Hamas and Jihad, the only way for peace is their death, as they won't change their mind and were brought up in heatred of Israel. Again, these people which are shown again and again in the medias are a minority.
2003-07-17 05:18:47 PM  
Come on, guys, calm down.....let's wait three months. Still, it's cool.
2003-07-17 07:51:15 PM  
i LOVE it how the US give so much aid to those jerry curl sportin' OBESE's so sickening to see what they use our money for. Besides protection, they have the same fast food chains that us OBESE americans have!!
2003-07-17 08:21:17 PM  
i hate sandattractive and successful African-Americans. oh... wait...
2003-07-17 08:26:18 PM  
hey! thats supposed to say Sand N-word... i always thought that was stupid name anyways.. alas ill have to stick to calling my self a sandmonkey.. ooo ooo aaahh ahhh aaaaaahhhhh!
2003-07-17 08:51:37 PM  
BEAUTIFUL monkey noises. You get a shiny.

This was indeed quite Spiffy.

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