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(Huffington Post)   What the rich will be eating at the Super Bowl. It pretty much amounts to what you will be eating, except made by an actual chef   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2011-01-26 07:31:21 PM  
With the exception of the truffled mac & cheese bar, I think my party (done by me) will have that beat. Former pro chef BTW. Wanted an easier life.
 
2011-01-26 08:12:54 PM  
Former chef for an NHL team. And for the Cactus League for Spring Training. Yes, the food in the suites is nice. We did a fair amount of outside catering.

It's fun, and it's nice to get paid for it too.

You can do a lot at home. And have a good time with it too. Though, to be fair, you might have to look for the 8oz Frankwurst that I used for dogs at my joint--and if you can, do your own giardiniera, and I prefer to use a lot of hot peppers. We used Vienna Beef dogs, and they were big enough to make some guys a bit uncomfortable when their ladies ordered them...
 
2011-01-26 09:09:02 PM  
Boyardee was an actual chef!
 
2011-01-26 09:27:30 PM  
Right now, my choices are between a party which will feature a chef from a decent restaurant in Boston, and one which will feature the daughter of a chef and a Southern woman.

Either way, I'm all good for Super Bowl Sunday, thanks.
 
2011-01-26 09:53:41 PM  
The blood of innocents?
 
2011-01-26 10:11:32 PM  

NewportBarGuy: The blood of innocents?


That's the dip. You don't "eat" dip. You sort of suck it off the chips, or rub it into your gums...

You do eat the souls of the damned though. With a fair amount of hot sauce and ranch dressing.
 
2011-01-26 10:32:03 PM  
Well, my husband's a chef, so suck it.
 
2011-01-26 11:01:29 PM  
Yeah, pretty-much, except I'm not feeding an army and I don't need 3 courses. So, not as many things, but of the same types. But we'll also be making s'mores and grilling steaks on a Tuscan Grill in my fireplace, so they can suck it.
 
2011-01-27 12:06:39 AM  
Meh. Popcorn (w/butter, garlic salt, black pepper), a microwaved "hot" pretzel with canned nacho cheese, and a metric buttload of beer will keep me happy.
 
2011-01-27 12:06:48 AM  
Figured I'd just order a pizza or something.
 
2011-01-27 12:07:58 AM  
I'm having a sausage fest!
 
2011-01-27 12:13:11 AM  
three crab louies for starters. A quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit
 
2011-01-27 12:28:32 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: three crab louies for starters. A quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit


Throw in some duct tape and Dr. Ruth in a sombrero, and I might consider attending.
 
2011-01-27 01:31:23 AM  
More smug wannabe chefs in this thread than in TFA.
 
2011-01-27 02:22:34 AM  
I always theme my Super Bowl menu to who's playing.

/Bratwurst and Pierogies this year
 
2011-01-27 04:15:24 AM  
Wisconsin ex-patriate party at my house in San Francisco:

Usingers sausage selection, shipped in from Milwaukee.

12 year old extra extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Home made German potato salad.

Meatball and tiny weiners appetizer, made with traditional grape jelly.

Cheese ball, with crackers.

More meat.

Beer.

Other alcohol.

All meat will be prepared on the grill, except for the appetizer. (crock pot)

somebody's girlfriend will probably bring green salad, or vegetables.

WOOOOOOOOO GO PACKERS!!!!!!
 
2011-01-27 05:22:48 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: three crab louies for starters. A quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit


What about the multi colored galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, and screamers?
 
2011-01-27 08:34:44 AM  
I have some steak and stuff from Omaha Steaks. I think I'll be fine on Super Bowl Sunday. Although to have someone else make it would be nice. Maybe I'll share some that way.
 
2011-01-27 08:49:05 AM  
vodka and beer. food is for pussies.
 
2011-01-27 08:56:09 AM  
Meh. Chicken wings, cheeseburgers, maybe some nachos with chili and cheese. And beer. Lots of beer. The important part (i.e. a big-ass TV and a cable with the game in FullHD) is already taken care of, the food is secondary.
 
2011-01-27 09:09:03 AM  

lilplatinum: What_Would_Jimi_Do: three crab louies for starters. A quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit

What about the multi colored galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, and screamers?


And a pint of raw ether.
 
2011-01-27 09:14:43 AM  

no clever name here just move along: Wisconsin ex-patriate party at my house in San Francisco:

Usingers sausage selection, shipped in from Milwaukee.

12 year old extra extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Home made German potato salad.

Meatball and tiny weiners appetizer, made with traditional grape jelly.

Cheese ball, with crackers.

More meat.

Beer.

Other alcohol.

All meat will be prepared on the grill, except for the appetizer. (crock pot)

somebody's girlfriend will probably bring green salad, or vegetables.

WOOOOOOOOO GO PACKERS!!!!!!


As a Wisconsinite, I think your party sounds pretty bad ass.
 
2011-01-27 09:40:28 AM  
ganja
pizza
beer
 
2011-01-27 09:55:49 AM  

FriarReb98: Right now, my choices are between a party which will feature a chef from a decent restaurant in Boston, and one which will feature the daughter of a chef and a Southern woman.

Either way, I'm all good for Super Bowl Sunday, thanks.


Why are they featuring a Southern woman?
 
2011-01-27 10:00:11 AM  

coco ebert: Well, my husband's a chef, so suck it.


Mine too. Somehow we always end up hosting the Superbowl parties.
 
2011-01-27 10:49:53 AM  
i1097.photobucket.com

What I will be eating during the Super Bowl.
 
2011-01-27 10:55:16 AM  
Smoked Pulled Pork or Beef Brisket Sammiches on Kaiser rolls, Chips/Salsa/Queso or a 7 Layer Bean Dip. After that, you're on your own. Bring your own Beer and leave your farking kids at home.
 
2011-01-27 11:07:57 AM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: What I will be eating during the Super Bowl.


I'm with you. Eatin's cheatin'.
 
2011-01-27 11:11:37 AM  
Silly Subby.

Dominos is made by people, I've watched their ads.

So the joke is on them!
 
2011-01-27 11:25:01 AM  

tforbes: Silly Subby.

Dominos is made by people, I've watched their ads.

So the joke is on them!


RETARDED PIZZA MACHINE!!!
 
2011-01-27 11:43:03 AM  
tforbes: Silly Subby.

Dominos is made by people, I've watched their ads.

So the joke is on them!


They still make their pizzas in those lame chain "ovens". Why not boil the pizza - you'd get the same kind of crust as those idiot "horizontal broilers".

I had a $7 Digiorno pizza the other day - cooked on a stone in a hot oven - and it was better than Domino's crap.
 
2011-01-27 12:22:25 PM  

asimplescribe: Why are they featuring a Southern woman?


Assuming the Southern woman can do some Southern cooking, the menu is secure. The basic tenets:
1. Food is not done unless there's pork involved, and that includes any vegetable
2. "Battered and deep fried" is a mantra for all else
3. Cornbread goes with anything

If Southerners were fat because of Southern cooking instead of processed crap in a bag, they'd still be dying but they'd at least be jolly and charming.
 
2011-01-27 12:50:40 PM  
No burgers and brats?

These people are idiots.
 
rka
2011-01-27 01:14:37 PM  
I've been fortunate enough over the years to watch many a football/basketball/hockey game from corporate suites and aside from the free booze, you're going to find just as good or better food out in the parking lot with some of the more serious tailgaters.

I'd wager your average Farker with any interest in cooking could beat that menu.
 
2011-01-27 02:48:22 PM  

machoprogrammer: no clever name here just move along: Wisconsin ex-patriate party at my house in San Francisco:

Usingers sausage selection, shipped in from Milwaukee.

12 year old extra extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Home made German potato salad.

Meatball and tiny weiners appetizer, made with traditional grape jelly.

Cheese ball, with crackers.

More meat.

Beer.

Other alcohol.

All meat will be prepared on the grill, except for the appetizer. (crock pot)

somebody's girlfriend will probably bring green salad, or vegetables.

WOOOOOOOOO GO PACKERS!!!!!!

As a Wisconsinite, I think your party sounds pretty bad ass.


haha thanks. I forgot to mention that one of the friends from Wisconsin that lives here is a hunter who will be bringing home made venison bratwurst.....
 
2011-01-27 04:11:06 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: No burgers and brats?

These people are idiots.


Shhh! You don't want our corporate overlords to hear your critical opinion.
 
2011-01-28 12:23:19 AM  

lilplatinum: What_Would_Jimi_Do: three crab louies for starters. A quart of Chivas, lots of ice, quart of mezcal, 16 grapefruit

What about the multi colored galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, and screamers?


Nevermind, you're here to drive.
 
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