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InsertLebowskiReferenceHere		2011-01-25 05:45:20 PM

Um...he won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys, dumbass.

jj325		2011-01-25 05:52:09 PM

I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

Speaker2Animals		2011-01-25 05:55:49 PM

InsertLebowskiReferenceHere: Um...he won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys, dumbass.

Um, yeah -- I hate the Cowboys, but gotta slap a "THIS" on that.

AdolfOliverPanties		2011-01-25 06:02:56 PM

InsertLebowskiReferenceHere: Um...he won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys, dumbass.

THIS (not a Cowboys fan at all)

jj325: I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

THIS also

Gleeman		2011-01-25 06:12:36 PM

jj325: I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

QFT. Didn't even realize he was married.

Cewley		2011-01-25 06:14:35 PM

First choice: Davey Kopay.

chiett		2011-01-25 06:38:22 PM

Finally going to come out is he ?

That's fabulous.

Quasar		2011-01-25 06:39:19 PM

I just want to hear Joe Buck make a rent-a-center joke with regards to the Steelers.

mitchcumstein1		2011-01-25 07:03:44 PM

Has anyone mentioned that they thought he was gay? Because I always got that impression.

Cake Hunter		2011-01-25 07:32:58 PM

I interviewed Joe Montana about salty eggs once. So maybe you can submit a follow-up headline about how Troy Aikman's divorce proceedings are going about as well as an interview Joe Montana never gave about salty eggs.

cmunic8r99		2011-01-25 08:45:35 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: InsertLebowskiReferenceHere: Um...he won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys, dumbass.

THIS (not a Cowboys fan at all)

jj325: I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

THIS also

All of these, with a Hall of Fame induction for good measure.

elvisaintdead		2011-01-25 09:38:07 PM

so... who's balls were slapping against Joe Buck's chin during timeouts?

and subby, go climb back on the short bus and eat your licorice.

basemetal		2011-01-25 10:23:38 PM

I think he's in love with Aaron Rodgers.

muck4doo		2011-01-25 10:30:35 PM

Yeah, that Aikman guy was horrible. Thank God we later got Quincy Carter.

/Subby is a dumbass.

Snapper Carr		2011-01-26 12:14:40 AM

Troy Aikman's marriage worked out as well as his time ~~with the Cowboys~~ on Fox Sports

FTFY subtard

John Buck 41		2011-01-26 12:15:59 AM

Quasar: I just want to hear Joe Buck make a rent-a-center joke with regards to the Steelers.

+1

An ex g/f was a huge Aikman/Hulk Hogan fan. She must go wild when she sees those ads.

And yeah, that's a reeeeally stupid headline.

Aquadyne		2011-01-26 12:16:17 AM

i see that gay Joe Buck jokes have already been used

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 12:19:49 AM

Tiger Woods's marriage worked out as well as his time as a professional golfer.

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 12:21:50 AM

Michael Jordan's baseball career worked out as well as his time with the Bulls.

dobedobeDUE		2011-01-26 12:28:00 AM

He can get a list of the best bath houses in West Hollywood from Travolta...

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 12:28:04 AM

Brett Favre's sexting worked out as well as his time with the Packers.

CavalierEternal		2011-01-26 12:28:57 AM

Roberto Clemente's trip to Nicaragua worked out about as well as his time with the Pirates.

animesucks		2011-01-26 12:29:03 AM

ben roethlisberger's rapes worked out about as well as his time with the steelers

unclejimbo827		2011-01-26 12:29:06 AM

"Troy Aikman is an even worse husband than commentator"

there

Mike_LowELL		2011-01-26 12:31:02 AM

Looks like y'all got trollt.

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 12:48:19 AM

Chad's Ochocinco worked out as well as his Johnson.

Third Day Mark		2011-01-26 12:51:27 AM

Oof. Now Aikman & Hogan have something in common.

/"She got you too, huh brother?"
//"Shut up you farking idiot."
///"... brother...."

Dafatone		2011-01-26 12:52:33 AM

Successful Troll is Successful.

IAmRight		2011-01-26 12:54:32 AM

CavalierEternal: Roberto Clemente's trip to Nicaragua worked out about as well as his time with the Pirates.

It did work out about as well as the Pirates of the past couple decades, though.

John Buck 41		2011-01-26 01:01:40 AM

Just because several farkers comment on how stupid a headline is doesn't make the submitter a troll.

It just means the submitter is reaally stupid. And if he/she is trying to be a troll, he/she is failing miserably.

bblustein		2011-01-26 01:01:58 AM

Dafatone: Successful Troll is Successful.

My main issue is that this isn't even a well formed troll. A truly talented trolling takes saying something silly/not true but in a way or fashion that would still seem plausible that the troll believed it was true. This was just a case of saying something utterly untrue and indefensible. Failmitter basically submitted "The Earth is Flat lol" and got rewarded. The only reason it got bites is because somehow, someway, a drunk admin greenlit it.

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 01:06:48 AM

Rex Ryan's Lombardi Trophy aspirations worked out as well as his foot fetish for his wife.

iron_city_ap		2011-01-26 01:19:46 AM

Joe Buck's staying in the closet worked as well as Troy Aikman's beard (not the facial hair).

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 01:29:40 AM

Josh McDaniels's time with the Broncos worked out as well as his time with the Patriots.

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 01:32:34 AM

animesucks: ben roethlisberger's rapes worked out about as well as his ~~time with the steelers~~ other rapes

FTFY

/You said rape twice
//Ben likes rape

No Line For Beer		2011-01-26 01:39:48 AM

JFK's trip to Dallas worked out as well as his attempts to prevent WW3.

T-Luv		2011-01-26 01:46:27 AM

Subby is right. Aikman's time with the cowboys is over and his time being married is over. Burn.

BurkeJuice		2011-01-26 01:53:53 AM

Still doesn't excuse his awful commentating during the past 4-5 Packers games.

\don't like Joe Buck either
\\Go Packers!

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2011-01-26 01:56:32 AM

so are him and Buck gonna come out of the closet, finally?

Wasilla Hillbilly		2011-01-26 01:57:29 AM

This thread worked out as well as that time when something was successful.

HaywoodJablonski		2011-01-26 01:57:44 AM

Troy Aikman was overrated. Possibly the worst HOF inductee north of Joe Namath.

Hint: Emmitt Smith, offensive line, Michael Irvin, Jay Novacek, Darryl Johnston

HellFace		2011-01-26 02:00:04 AM

Troy Aikman is getting inducted into the marriage hall of fame?

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2011-01-26 02:04:12 AM

BurkeJuice: Still doesn't excuse his awful commentating during the past 4-5 Packers games.
unclejimbo827: "Troy Aikman is an even worse husband than commentator"

there

since that's not in the article, where did that come from? ha. gay men can make great husbands, for other gay men. oh well, sometimes biatches get tired of bearding (see also: camille grammer). since the photo at people makes mrs. aikman look like a fake-titted starfarker, i'm gonna have to bow to the recent rumors about a couple's contract being up.

bblustein		2011-01-26 02:06:25 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Troy Aikman was overrated. Possibly the worst HOF inductee north of Joe Namath.

Hint: Emmitt Smith, offensive line, Michael Irvin, Jay Novacek, Darryl Johnston

Now THIS is how you troll. Well done, Haywood!

invictus2		2011-01-26 02:06:41 AM

jj325: I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

well this should fill in pretty good with, the theory

The Smails Kid		2011-01-26 02:07:14 AM

Wasilla Hillbilly: This thread worked out as well as that time when something was successful.

My contributions to this thread worked out as well as your comment.

Timdesuyo		2011-01-26 02:25:15 AM

I think what subby was trying to say is that, just like with the cowboys, he entered into a favorable contract, had some success, blew his load, and then got out of the contract, and moved on to better things.

Epiphany		2011-01-26 02:27:54 AM

LMAO top notch troll headline. 10/10. I need to strive to be that good.

srhp29		2011-01-26 02:39:38 AM

The mods are lovin the troll today I see.

/Can't stand Dallas

AgentOrangeDrink		2011-01-26 02:55:40 AM

jj325: I always thought Troy Aikman was gay

No no no. The blowjobs that Aikman and Joe Buck exchange every week after their broadcast is standard, totally normal heterosexual behaviour. John Travolta told me that. At least I think that's what he said, his mouth was pretty full.

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