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(Some Guy)   Uncle having sex with his 19 yo niece leads to Three Stooges inspired mayhem without the nyuks   (southbendtribune.com) divider line 116
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2011-01-25 11:03:06 AM
Or, as they call it in Indiana, Tuesday.
 
2011-01-25 11:17:48 AM

FTFA: The 19-year-old woman had a blood alcohol content of 0.14 percent, police said. They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila.

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ORLY
 
2011-01-25 12:30:48 PM
Police officers followed footprints in the snow and found him inside a trailer

I was waiting for the word "trailer" to show up.
 
2011-01-25 01:30:44 PM
The 19-year-old woman had a blood alcohol content of 0.14 percent, police said. They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila.... And 1 of semen.
 
2011-01-25 01:31:54 PM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
2011-01-25 01:32:13 PM
Indiana: Where a family reunion is the best place to find a date.
 
2011-01-25 01:32:36 PM
If I'd known it was going to be that kind of party...
 
2011-01-25 01:32:37 PM
In fairness, Subby, they had already gotten their nyuks.
 
2011-01-25 01:33:10 PM
Should've just let him finish, maybe he wouldn't have been so cranky.
 
2011-01-25 01:33:17 PM

Adolf_Hilton: The 19-year-old woman had a blood alcohol content of 0.14 percent, police said. They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila.... And 1 of semen.


Nope, mom walked in before she could take the shot.
 
2011-01-25 01:36:32 PM

nofearnohope: Adolf_Hilton: The 19-year-old woman had a blood alcohol content of 0.14 percent, police said. They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila.... And 1 of semen.

Nope, mom walked in before she could take the shot.



Well then, I'm just going to have to go do a Google Image Search to find out what a 19-year-old girl taking a cumshot to the face might look like.

I'll be back in 3 or 4 years.
 
2011-01-25 01:36:50 PM
Man there are going to be some awkward Thanksgivings in that family after this.
 
2011-01-25 01:37:44 PM
We need pictures of said 19 YO. I've know a few young but legals that would be more than worth it. Not to sure about the whole uncle niece thing, but at least they kept it in the family.

//hiding now
 
2011-01-25 01:38:06 PM
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2011-01-25 01:38:20 PM
They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila.

if the first 9 didn't get the taste out of her mouth...
 
2011-01-25 01:38:43 PM

badLogic: Indiana: Where a family reunion is the best place to find a date.


You know, sometimes I try to defend my home state, but it's not very easy. I guess you have to take the good with the bad, the disgusting, the improbable, and the Region (combines all three previous factors into one geographic area).

We have great pork tenderloins though!
 
2011-01-25 01:40:21 PM
say uncle! say uncle! say uncle!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuncle
 
2011-01-25 01:40:51 PM

redmid17: We have great pork tenderloins though!


"Pork Tenderloins" would be a good porn name.
 
2011-01-25 01:42:14 PM
How did I know there wouldn't be a photo of the drunk promiscuous 19-year old?
 
2011-01-25 01:42:17 PM

redmid17: badLogic: Indiana: Where a family reunion is the best place to find a date.

You know, sometimes I try to defend my home state, but it's not very easy. I guess you have to take the good with the bad, the disgusting, the improbable, and the Region (combines all three previous factors into one geographic area).

We have great pork tenderloins though!


My dad's family moved from Indiana to California when he was 17. Every time I go back to visit relatives there I thank him for not moving back.
 
2011-01-25 01:43:10 PM
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You are welcome.
 
2011-01-25 01:43:46 PM
Hey, she's not my niece. Let's make with the pics.
 
2011-01-25 01:44:02 PM
Okay, listen, this sounds waaay worse than it really was...
 
2011-01-25 01:44:06 PM
so... Tequila... that's the secret...
 
2011-01-25 01:44:25 PM

badLogic: Indiana: Where a family reunion is the best place to find a datewife.

 
2011-01-25 01:44:35 PM
Fail, Fail, Fail, WIN
 
2011-01-25 01:46:42 PM
I have only been to Indiana once, and I guess I missed out on the true Indiana experience. Not talking about boning an Aunt or anything but I would like to observe and partake in the life as a true Indiana resident sounds like fun. Being able to beat your wife without guilt, drinking cases upon cases of cheap beer, customizing a trailer, and hell I guess boning a relative or two, why not.

/Space camp wasn't bad though, close second
 
2011-01-25 01:47:48 PM
keepin it in the family
 
2011-01-25 01:49:06 PM
The 31-year-old then went outside and came back into the home holding a piece of lumber.

I'll bet he was.

/Probably coming back for some mo' of those fine young curlys.
 
2011-01-25 01:51:25 PM

farbles: Man there are going to be some awkward Thanksgivings in that family after this.


But some really hot Valentines days....
 
2011-01-25 01:52:18 PM

Mr. Potatoass: The 31-year-old then went outside and came back into the home holding a piece of lumber.

I'll bet he was.


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2011-01-25 01:52:28 PM
The Aristocrats!

/Fark, you're slipping
 
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2011-01-25 01:52:59 PM
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impressed
 
2011-01-25 01:54:20 PM

vegasj: so... Tequila... that's the secret...


The REAL secret is wine in a can.
 
2011-01-25 01:54:28 PM

redmid17: We have great pork tenderloins though!


Only if you like them paper thin with too much breading.

/Or in this case would that be "breeding"?
 
2011-01-25 01:55:11 PM

ShamanGator: We need pictures of said 19 YO. I've know a few young but legals that would be more than worth it. Not to sure about the whole uncle niece thing, but at least they kept it in the family.

//hiding now


Some guys are leg man, some are breast men, but me, I'm a family man.

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Those crazy Taboosters.
 
2011-01-25 01:57:02 PM
"The 19-year-old woman had a blood alcohol content of 0.14 percent, police said. They also noted she told them she had consumed 10 shots of tequila."

.14? lol noob.
 
2011-01-25 01:58:33 PM

i am the infidel: redmid17: We have great pork tenderloins though!

Only if you like them paper thin with too much breading.

/Or in this case would that be "breeding"?


pork tenderloin /= pork chop
 
2011-01-25 01:59:10 PM
If you're caught drunk and boning your 19 year old niece and a fight ensues.....you might be a redneck.
 
2011-01-25 02:01:37 PM

CaptainWes: Or, as they call it in Indiana, Tuesday.


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You don't say?
 
2011-01-25 02:01:55 PM
Indiana is the North's Alabama
 
2011-01-25 02:02:08 PM
I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!
 
2011-01-25 02:04:43 PM
While the 19-y.o. is too young to buy alcohol, why is it illegal for her to consume it at home w/ parent's (presumed) permission?
 
2011-01-25 02:04:52 PM
"a woman walked in to see her brother and her daughter naked and engaged in a sex act"

Day: Ruined.
 
2011-01-25 02:05:18 PM
Family tree looks like a telephone pole
 
2011-01-25 02:05:33 PM
In my younger and more carefree days, I hooked up with this gal who was living with/boning her ex-brother-in-law. She used to get pissed at me when I asked her if her kids called him Uncle Dad.
 
2011-01-25 02:10:10 PM

SuperSecretSquirrel: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


Came to do exactly this


/shakes tiny fist
 
2011-01-25 02:10:14 PM
I did a GIS on "19 year old white trash chick"

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Go Packers
 
2011-01-25 02:10:15 PM

Dookie-chute: Indiana is the North's Alabama


Clearly you've never been to 95% of Illinois. It's practically the same state.
 
2011-01-25 02:11:25 PM

redmid17: Dookie-chute: Indiana is the North's Alabama

Clearly you've never been to 95% of Illinois. It's practically the same state.


You want to see some real white trash go to extreme southern illinois.
 
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