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(Contact Music)   Bret Michaels heart surgery was kickstarted successfully, and doctors say he feels good   (contactmusic.com) divider line 89
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2011-01-25 08:36:09 AM  
Is there anything not wrong with Bret Michaels?
 
2011-01-25 09:16:31 AM  
I guess now he can go back to his girls, girls, girls.
 
2011-01-25 09:42:18 AM  
Guess he called the one that makes him feel alright
 
2011-01-25 10:15:07 AM  
Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?
 
2011-01-25 10:17:42 AM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?


If you don't like it, don't go away mad, just go away.
 
2011-01-25 10:26:18 AM  

JerseyTim: Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?

If you don't like it, don't go away mad, just go away.


Don't make me take this to the top. I will do it. I will shout at the Devil!
 
2011-01-25 10:37:35 AM  

Nogrhi: JerseyTim: Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?

If you don't like it, don't go away mad, just go away.

Don't make me take this to the top. I will do it. I will shout at the Devil!


Sounds like someone swallowed a bitter pill today.
 
2011-01-25 10:48:21 AM  

The English Major: Nogrhi: JerseyTim: Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?

If you don't like it, don't go away mad, just go away.

Don't make me take this to the top. I will do it. I will shout at the Devil!

Sounds like someone swallowed a bitter pill today.


Hey, you may want a piece of my action, but I am public enemy #1.
 
2011-01-25 10:54:54 AM  
I bet he can't wait to get to his home sweet home.
 
2011-01-25 10:55:28 AM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?


Because Poison is no fun. Posion hid in an attic for a few years and wrote a diary about it. Big deal. Lots of blind kids did that.
 
2011-01-25 12:00:11 PM  
+1 for the excellent headline trollmitter
 
2011-01-25 12:08:57 PM  
Hopefully he was assigned Dr. Feelgood.
 
2011-01-25 12:22:51 PM  
That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.
 
2011-01-25 02:38:33 PM  
That dude looks like a lady.
 
2011-01-25 02:38:55 PM  

Wrong_Intentions: That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.


fark Yeah! I love Megadeth.
 
2011-01-25 02:42:35 PM  

Wrong_Intentions: That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.


You win
 
2011-01-25 02:43:24 PM  
Bret is a live wire. He knows that life is a merry go round and round.
 
2011-01-25 02:45:23 PM  
Was his heart beating too fast... for love?
 
2011-01-25 02:47:59 PM  
www.latestwwenews.com
Get well soon, Bret Heart.
 
2011-01-25 02:48:31 PM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?


This!
 
2011-01-25 02:52:11 PM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?



Old man spotted!
 
2011-01-25 02:53:12 PM  
I've got ideas going round and round my head about how to make fun of this dirty rotten filthy stinkin rich bastard, but I just can't think of a way to comment on the 99 ways to die during heart surgery. I mean, sure, there was an element of danger - danger we probably can't understand unless we've been there, but I'm just drawing a blank.
 
2011-01-25 02:54:09 PM  

The Dread Pirate Robertson: Was his heart beating too fast... for love?


No, it's too late for love.

/No foolin'
 
2011-01-25 02:56:45 PM  
I've heard enough of this guy's monkey business.
 
2011-01-25 03:05:42 PM  
www.newpageone.com
 
2011-01-25 03:17:23 PM  
Love bites, love bleeds. It's brought him to his knees.
Love lives, love dies. It's no surprise.
 
2011-01-25 03:18:06 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I've heard enough of this guy's monkey business.


I guess that's what he gets for being a slave to the grind.
 
2011-01-25 03:21:48 PM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?


When it's a story about Vince Neil we'll see what the cat dragged in. Or if Sebastian Back is in the news will be welcomed to the jungle while Axel Rose is wasting time. Hell, maybe we'll see L.L. Cool Jay drinking Funky Cold Medina. Or Robert Smith can take a ride on the Crazy Train. Just so long as Robert Page doesn't have a head like a hole I think we're golden.
 
2011-01-25 03:27:21 PM  

The Amazing Mumford: Wrong_Intentions: That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.

fark Yeah! I love Megadeth.


Heh, well played.
 
2011-01-25 03:29:07 PM  
It could also have something to do with Brett Michaels not having a song about kick starting his heart which is relevant to the story and the juxtapositional humor of Motley Crue having had one but I doubt that.
 
2011-01-25 03:31:09 PM  

omahatattoo: Get well soon, Bret Heart.


Ok that made me laugh out loud.
 
2011-01-25 03:35:51 PM  
RIP Gianna Michaels' bunghole

[work won't let me link, go figure]
 
2011-01-25 03:40:14 PM  
sad... you all know he is diabetic. One day when there is no rain and he's just the man in the box, all you free fallin' hippies will see he was the better man. Danzig.
 
2011-01-25 03:42:04 PM  

Wrong_Intentions: That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.


holy shiat!...a marky mark reference?

/hang on lucy
 
2011-01-25 03:43:01 PM  
juste leaving this here Link (new window)
 
2011-01-25 03:44:28 PM  
Evertime a celebrity dies this motherfarker goes in and gets another vital organ spit shined just to rub our faces in his immortality.
 
2011-01-25 03:48:59 PM  
I hope he rides the lightning back to good health. I'd hate to see him climbing the stairway to heaven.
 
2011-01-25 03:55:59 PM  
Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device . . . Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers . . . One such case is seated before you . . . live on stage . . . yes, Terry Bozzio . . .
Terry: That's meeee!
Don Pardo: That cute little drummer . . . Terry recently felt in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Punky Meadows, lead guitar player from a group called ANGEL . . . In the photo, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus . . .
Terry: Ooh, Punky . . .
Don Pardo: The sight of which drove the helpless drummer mad with desire!

I can't stand the way he pouts
('Cause he might not be pouting for me!)
Hah! Pouting for you?
Hah! Punky Meadows? Pouting for you?
His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice
(Til I squirm with ecstasy!)

Punky, Punky, give me your lips
To die on . . . Oh, Punky, isn't it romantic?

Punky, Punky, give me your lips
To die on . . . I promise not to come in your mouth
Punky, Punky, your album's the shiats
It's all wrong . . . but listen, this is no laughing matter

I ain't really queer
But if he ever got near
Steven Tyler would PAY to see!
Pay to see

Punky's whips, Punky's whips
His hair's so shiny, I love his hips
I love his teeth, 'n his gums 'n such . . . PUNKY
(What's up, baby?)
You're an ANGEL . . .
(Oh, you know that's the kind of stuff that I like to hear)
You're too much

He's been havin' a rash
(No shiat)
That keeps the girls away
Skin doom
(Skin doom!)
Is what the doctors say

I wonder if Punky is rehearsin' today
I'll just go over, 'n hear him play
His hair is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his neck
I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck
(Dig this . . . )
I AIN'T QUEER
I AIN'T GAY
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
A wrist array-he-hey
(That's all it is)

Punky's lips, Punky's lips
Oh, I love his hair, eatin' dunk-y chips
Yes, I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank
Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?
YANK IT PUNKY! YANK IT FASTER!
YANK IT HARDER! YANK IT ALL NITE LONG!
COME ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY!

I AIN'T QUEER
(NO NO NO NO)
I AIN'T GAY
(NO NO NO NO)
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-he-he-he-hey)
A wrist array-hey
(One more time for the world!)
And then he said:
I AIN'T QUEER
I AIN'T GAY
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ay-hay)

I-I
Lord, I-I'm fo-fo-o-o-nd
Of chiffo-on
In a wrist array-ee-ay-hey
I said
I-I-I-I-I-I-I
I'm a little fo-o-nd
Of chiffo-on
In a wrist array-hey-ay-ay-hey
 
2011-01-25 04:01:41 PM  

Nogrhi: Why the hell are you people using Motley Crue references for the dweeb who sang for Poison?


Came here to say this.
 
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2011-01-25 04:07:21 PM  
this thread overachieves
 
2011-01-25 04:14:35 PM  
i bet he's walkin' on sunshine now
 
2011-01-25 04:15:22 PM  
i never knew brett michaels was a member of motley crue. guess i'm still learning something every day
 
2011-01-25 04:29:27 PM  
It might be too late for love for Michaels at this point.
 
2011-01-25 04:31:52 PM  

The Dread Pirate Robertson: I hope he rides the lightning back to good health. I'd hate to see him climbing the stairway to heaven.


He's certainly welcome to have a drink on me anytime. I just hope that the painkiller treatment he's prescribed post-surgery doesn't cause him to relapse on to Mr. Brownstone or have a total eclipse of the heart.
 
2011-01-25 04:59:03 PM  
It will be a long cold winter before Bret walks the last mile. I'm just glad he's got a second wind and will be coming home. He's nobody's fool. Aiken.
 
2011-01-25 05:06:33 PM  
It's so good that we can appreciate Bert Michaels while he's still alive. Sometimes you don't know what you've got until it's gone.
 
2011-01-25 05:23:42 PM  

The Amazing Mumford: Wrong_Intentions: That's what he gets for smokin' in the boys' room. Hopefully, the Devil shouts at *him* for his life on the wild side. It would take more than words to express why creeping death should put this man past the cemetery gates. Winger.

fark Yeah! I love Megadeth.


Uh, no. Creeping Death was Metallica (see Ride the Lightning). You're doing it wrong.
 
2011-01-25 05:37:07 PM  
When queried, Bret remarked: I can't remember anything. Can't tell if this is true or dream. Deep down, inside, I feel to scream. This terrible silence stops me....
 
2011-01-25 05:56:07 PM  
um....

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Play Stonehenge!
 
2011-01-25 06:02:37 PM  
FREEBIRD!!!!!
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