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(Guardian)   Dear UK: Thanks for Doctor Who. In return, please accept "Geordie Shore." Best Regards, USA   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 73
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2011-01-24 05:54:32 PM
I'd watch it.
 
2011-01-24 07:14:28 PM

mitchcumstein1: I'd watch it.


You wouldn't be able to understand a word they said
 
2011-01-24 07:40:12 PM

Chariset: mitchcumstein1: I'd watch it.

You wouldn't be able to understand a word they said


fark, I don't understand what the ones from New Jersey say 75% the time.
 
2011-01-24 08:56:50 PM
Even Geordies and Chavs are preferable to the wankers we have over here.
 
2011-01-24 11:19:33 PM
i54.tinypic.com
Say what, now?
 
2011-01-24 11:47:43 PM
How do you say "trailer trash" in UKian? "Caravan chavs?"
 
2011-01-24 11:49:10 PM

GreenAdder: Say what, now?


No, no. This is The Doctor you're thinking of:

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2011-01-24 11:49:30 PM
Geordies are all right. A bit hard to understand at first but they're a massive improvement over Guidos
 
2011-01-24 11:57:38 PM
Who'll be the Snooki equivalent?
 
2011-01-24 11:58:07 PM
It's only fair since the U.K. gave us Skins.
 
2011-01-24 11:58:45 PM
Wow, and we have the nerve to accuse South Korea and Iran of trying to spread terrorism around the globe?
 
2011-01-25 12:04:58 AM
Make it "Chavvy Shore" (AKA, the South Bank Show) and I'll watch it.
 
2011-01-25 12:10:24 AM
Man, what did the UK do to us in the recent past to deserve this tragedy? Seriously, these are the people that made "The Singing Detective" why are we exporting our shiat to them? Better yet, why are they importing that.

/Get back to work on "The Thick of It".
 
2011-01-25 12:53:38 AM
I'm so, so sorry UK. Please don't take away my BBC America.
 
2011-01-25 01:02:22 AM
FTFA: "Jersey Shore is set in the summer and it is always summer in the north-east,"

What is this I don't even...yeah I know what the article means, but the mere thought of Jersey Shore has made me unable to brain.

Industrial grade stupid, weaponized and televised. My god, this is like declaring an act of war. So so sorry UK.

/I Have Four Farking Feet Of Summer in My Parking Spot...
 
2011-01-25 01:26:26 AM
Only mildly obscure...
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Alan: You ever been to the far east, Michael?
Michael: Well, only Manilla, Hong Kong and Bangkok, like.
Alan: [Interested] Bangkok?
Michael: Aye.
Alan: Erm, so what did you see in Bangkok?
Michael: Oh I saw the Golden Temple, man. Beautiful, it was.
Alan: Yeah, what else?
Michael: Er, well there was the river market, like. All the little boats come up and they've got
all the fresh produce on them, and -
Alan: [Walking out the bathroom and interrupting] Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come
on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're
disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a
man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army
stories about them?
 
2011-01-25 01:40:32 AM
Howay the Lads!

Yes, it will be incredibly difficult to understand.

/loves the Toon!
 
2011-01-25 02:32:24 AM
Pet (Geordie accent)
 
2011-01-25 02:44:48 AM

fusillade762: GreenAdder: Say what, now?

No, no. This is The Doctor you're thinking of:


But that's not Geordi.
 
2011-01-25 03:14:31 AM
Maybe they don't know what a snookie is. Unleashing that man-beast could be the start of the apocalypse.
 
2011-01-25 04:37:34 AM
Soonds canny, pet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcnN8-sJ8Hk
 
2011-01-25 04:45:35 AM
thanks for wallander and sherlock, but i wish you would have taken that koran burning guy.
 
2011-01-25 05:41:08 AM
What the FARK? We don't have orange people here in Newcastle! We're so white we look like ghosts.
 
2011-01-25 06:14:40 AM

Lord Summerisle: What the FARK? We don't have orange people here in Newcastle! We're so white we look like ghosts.


OTOH we well get to see people topless.
 
2011-01-25 06:26:34 AM
FTFA: But it was not to everyone's tastes - one Guardian writer described it as making "Big Brother look like Dostoyevsky"

/done
 
2011-01-25 06:49:19 AM
We can never repay them for sending us this.

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2011-01-25 06:55:14 AM
Didn't this already happen with "The only way is Essex"?
 
2011-01-25 07:44:26 AM
Some how I see Geordie Shore still being a bit more classy than Jersey Shore. I just don't think that the UK could supply that many morons.
 
2011-01-25 07:49:21 AM

Wellon Dowd: We can never repay them for sending us this.


I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen
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2011-01-25 07:52:24 AM
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
2011-01-25 07:55:59 AM

nucrash: Some how I see Geordie Shore still being a bit more classy than Jersey Shore. I just don't think that the UK could supply that many morons.


I lived in Newcastle for a couple of years. It has a very high proportion of morons with orange skin and trendy hair.

In fact, the more I think about it, the more I realise that Newcastle is highly suited to be Guido-town UK.

They'll have to provide subtitles though. Geordie women sound like whale song.

/Wye aye man!
 
2011-01-25 08:21:02 AM

Pinko_Commie: nucrash: Some how I see Geordie Shore still being a bit more classy than Jersey Shore. I just don't think that the UK could supply that many morons.

I lived in Newcastle for a couple of years. It has a very high proportion of morons with orange skin and trendy hair.

In fact, the more I think about it, the more I realise that Newcastle is highly suited to be Guido-town UK.

They'll have to provide subtitles though. Geordie women sound like whale song.

/Wye aye man!


Do they use steroids too?
 
2011-01-25 08:21:03 AM
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2011-01-25 08:21:10 AM

NYRBill: Wellon Dowd: We can never repay them for sending us this.

I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen

I'll see your Gwen and raise you a Letterman.

Gap-toothed Welsh ftl.
 
2011-01-25 08:28:52 AM

NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen


Call.

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2011-01-25 08:39:49 AM

Wellon Dowd: NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen

Call.


I've got a Sally Sparrow as well....
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2011-01-25 08:44:06 AM
wey aye man, I'm from the toon and yah nar i'm gettin a kick like from these replies like!
 
2011-01-25 08:44:25 AM

Wellon Dowd: NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen

Call.


I'll see your Gwen and your Amy, and raise you a Tosh

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2011-01-25 09:03:58 AM
Somehow....it doesn't seem like a fair exchange....
 
2011-01-25 09:13:12 AM
no love for Suzie?
i230.photobucket.com

/if you like a side dish of crazy....
 
2011-01-25 09:16:34 AM
 
2011-01-25 09:26:51 AM
and to be fair here's a pic of Capt. Jack and Adam Ant
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/NTTAWWT
 
2011-01-25 09:41:52 AM
and now for a comparison of policewomen
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2011-01-25 09:49:35 AM
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2011-01-25 09:58:31 AM

NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen


In no way is that a raise.
 
2011-01-25 10:28:25 AM

Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: It's only fair since the U.K. gave us Skins.


It's like we're talking about STD's
 
2011-01-25 10:45:21 AM

Ashtrey: NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen

In no way is that a raise.


I was already trumped by the pic of Tosh ;-)
 
2011-01-25 11:01:29 AM
They've given us plenty of good TV shows.

Although I think I'm definitely going to need subtitles, and even then maybe a translation. Because I can imagine once the alcohol starts flowing it turns into them talking like Brad Pitt from Snatch.
 
2011-01-25 11:04:19 AM

Ashtrey: NYRBill: I'll see your Amy and raise you a Gwen

In no way is that a raise.


yeah, gwen can be cute from certain angles but Amy is pure farkin' gorgeous from every angle.
 
2011-01-25 11:34:09 AM
What about Michelle Ryan as Lady Christina de Souza?

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Or Georgia Moffet as The Doctor's daughter?

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