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(Telegraph)   'Norwegian of the year 2010' to be deported from Norway   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 58
    More: Ironic, Norwegian, Norway, REX, illegal immigrants, Russians  
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2011-01-24 02:59:07 PM  
If all of the other illegal immigrants can learn Norwegian and integrate so successfully into the culture of Norway, to the point of writing lauded books about themselves, I don't see why you wouldn't want them as well.

And yeah, exceptions can be made. Inflexibility, especially in the face of exceptional circumstances, is not a virtue.
 
2011-01-24 03:01:19 PM  
Racists
 
2011-01-24 03:03:56 PM  
FTA: "I have no connection to Russia and I speak more Norwegian that Russian," she said.

I doubt that was her exact quote.

/copypasta
 
2011-01-24 03:09:18 PM  
He discovered he's really Swedish, but luckily he has MasterCard.
 
2011-01-24 03:14:23 PM  
I'd show her my Scandinavian Peninsula.
 
2011-01-24 03:23:00 PM  
Meanwhile Meg Whitman's illegal alien maid remains free to do as she pleases despite having multiple press conferences where she admitted to being in the country illegally and committing fraud.
 
2011-01-24 04:30:12 PM  
Even if you're the Norwegian of the year you're still Norwegian.
 
2011-01-24 04:30:43 PM  
Moroney deported to Sweden! Claims he isn't from there!
 
2011-01-24 04:31:21 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2011-01-24 04:33:44 PM  
She can stay in my basement with the other hooker bodi....ummm ahhhh
 
2011-01-24 04:33:55 PM  
So she was there illegally, wrote a book about how she's there illegally and is surprised when she was deported? Sounds like a case of raw stupidity to me.
 
2011-01-24 04:35:07 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Moroney deported to Sweden! Claims he isn't from there!


Fargin' corksoakers!
 
2011-01-24 04:35:21 PM  
FTA: "Found herself a Norwegian boyfriend"

Is that a feat of note?

Really, doesn't matter what country, a girl just needs to open her legs from time to time to pull that off.
 
2011-01-24 04:35:41 PM  

MemeSlave: I'd hit it.


I'd hit it with Mjolnir.
 
2011-01-24 04:36:48 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
2011-01-24 04:37:46 PM  
Socialists are always soft on illegal immigration!

/oh...wait a minute...
 
2011-01-24 04:38:57 PM  
thing is no matter how awesome you do in the new country how much of there language you adopt and how many degrees you get, if you got there illegally, then they have every right to deport your ass...so why would you write a book and put yourself on blast like that?
 
2011-01-24 04:43:29 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: So she was there illegally, wrote a book about how she's there illegally and is surprised when she was deported? Sounds like a case of raw stupidity to me.


Logic, stop using it.
 
2011-01-24 04:45:31 PM  
Hell, the Norwegian of the Year doesn't even live in Norway.
www.quizlaw.com
/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYNJuP6m9JU
 
2011-01-24 04:47:27 PM  
More like Snoreway!

Kenya dig it?
 
2011-01-24 04:48:50 PM  
I guess she does not have a nephew that is President of Norway.
 
2011-01-24 04:50:37 PM  
But she doesn't look Mexican.
 
2011-01-24 04:59:18 PM  

Donnchadha: More like Snoreway!

Kenya dig it?


Prefer Lapland, where you can go to see Santa.
 
2011-01-24 05:01:04 PM  
Norway were they gonna let her stay in the country.
 
2011-01-24 05:01:35 PM  
Doesn't she know you can't do stuff like that unless you come to America?
 
2011-01-24 05:02:21 PM  

SphericalTime: If all of the other illegal immigrants can learn Norwegian and integrate so successfully into the culture of Norway, to the point of writing lauded books about themselves, I don't see why you wouldn't want them as well.

And yeah, exceptions can be made. Inflexibility, especially in the face of exceptional circumstances, is not a virtue.


Intolerance is not to be tolerated.
 
2011-01-24 05:04:23 PM  
They could ship her right here to my house. I'll take good care of her, I will.
 
2011-01-24 05:08:37 PM  
These sominombatches are violating her fargin rights!
 
2011-01-24 05:08:41 PM  

ShawnDoc: Meanwhile Meg Whitman's illegal alien maid remains free to do as she pleases despite having multiple press conferences where she admitted to being in the country illegally and committing fraud.


Well, she did the California government and unions a huge favor by helping prevent the election of a republican governor. I'm sure they have her back.
 
2011-01-24 05:10:06 PM  

MemeSlave: I'd hit it.


Really? I'm not seeing it on this one. How do you feel about the woman who froze her shih tzu?
 
2011-01-24 05:13:54 PM  
We need to follow Norway's progressive policies! This story is clearly bogus, because only American conservatives do racist things.

/you can have a welfare state or open immigration, but you can't have both
 
2011-01-24 05:16:02 PM  

TotallyHeadless: FTA: "Found herself a Norwegian boyfriend"

Is that a feat of note?

Really, doesn't matter what country, a girl just needs to open her legs from time to time to pull that off.


No. Getting a Norwegian girlfriend, however, is.

/Scandinavian women are some of the toughest customers in the world
//yeah, I'm sure your friend of a friend got lucky one time
///1/2 scandinavian
 
2011-01-24 05:23:16 PM  

SphericalTime: If all of the other illegal immigrants can learn Norwegian and integrate so successfully into the culture of Norway, to the point of writing lauded books about themselves, I don't see why you wouldn't want them as well.

And yeah, exceptions can be made. Inflexibility, especially in the face of exceptional circumstances, is not a virtue.


Thread was over in one.
 
2011-01-24 05:27:26 PM  

TotallyHeadless: FTA: "Found herself a Norwegian boyfriend"

Is that a feat of note?

Really, doesn't matter what country, a girl just needs to open her legs from time to time to pull that off.


That's how you find a blind Norwegian boyfriend. Nothing attracts him like the smell of herring...
 
2011-01-24 05:31:55 PM  
Exiled Norwegians are pretty much where Iceland came to be.
 
2011-01-24 06:02:34 PM  
Good for Norway.

The law is the law and if you are not going to deport her how could you justify deporting anyone else?
 
2011-01-24 06:05:23 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Sort of want...
 
2011-01-24 06:08:04 PM  
'Norwegian of the year 2010'

She's obsolete subby, They had to get rid of her.
 
2011-01-24 06:11:02 PM  

Felix_T_Cat: Moroney deported to Sweden! Claims he isn't from there!


HA!!1!
 
2011-01-24 06:37:43 PM  
theinfosphere.org

/oblig
 
2011-01-24 06:41:47 PM  

JonnyBGoode: These sominombatches are violating her fargin rights!


i249.photobucket.com

Bastiges.
 
2011-01-24 06:46:22 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: So she was there illegally, wrote a book about how she's there illegally and is surprised when she was deported? Sounds like a case of raw stupidity to me.


In the past year there were some stories about illegal immigrant students revealing their status as part of DREAM Act protests. As far as I know, none of them even got proceedings started against them.
 
2011-01-24 06:48:11 PM  

CornFedIowan: EsteeFlwrPot: So she was there illegally, wrote a book about how she's there illegally and is surprised when she was deported? Sounds like a case of raw stupidity to me.

In the past year there were some stories about illegal immigrant students revealing their status as part of DREAM Act protests. As far as I know, none of them even got proceedings started against them.


Sounds like a farking stupid move to me. If you're here illegally, STFU until the Dream act actually passes. I dunno, if I were here illegally i'd be scared shiatless 24/7.
 
2011-01-24 07:22:34 PM  
"We must handle individuals equally and not give them special treatment just because somebody receives a lot of attention. If we bend the rules for one person, we will then get thousands of refugees lodging baseless applications for asylum. Nobody wants that."

"We must handle individuals equally and not give them special treatment just because somebody receives a lot of attention. If we bend the rules for one person, we will then get thousands of refugees lodging baseless applications for asylum. Nobody wants that."
 
2011-01-24 07:29:28 PM  
Sounds like she has two weeks to marry her boyfriend.
 
2011-01-24 07:39:46 PM  
The Dumbass tag might be applicable under the "Don't publicize your illegal activities" clause.
 
2011-01-24 07:40:30 PM  
Penis fish.

/damn Norwegian PM is a bootlicker to the Russkies
//grr
 
2011-01-24 07:47:09 PM  

leadmetal: Sounds like she has two weeks to marry her boyfriend.


Evidently did not perfect her sammich-making skills while in Norway.

/make me a lutefisk, woman!
 
2011-01-24 08:09:24 PM  

Kittypie070: Penis fish.

/damn Norwegian PM is a bootlicker to the Russkies
//grr



Did you not notice that they only sneaked into Norway after FINLAND refused to let them in?

/I got your gulping, pulsating Korean penis fish right here
 
2011-01-24 08:29:38 PM  
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"We must handle individuals equally and not give them special treatment just because somebody receives a lot of attention," he told Norwegian media. "If we bend the rules for one person, we will then get thousands of refugees lodging baseless applications for asylum. Nobody wants that."

ATTENTION U.S. Celebrities and Media Whores!

This could apply to you too!
Think about what the hell you are saying/ doing and stop being such a group of dumbfarks!.
 
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