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(The Smoking Gun)   Studabaker's been a bad boy with little girls before. The Smoking Gun doesn't disappoint   ( divider line
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40133 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2003 at 12:34 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-16 12:43:03 PM  
If there's grass on the infield, let's play ball!
2003-07-16 12:43:14 PM  
He looks like the guy that Lois works with from "Malcolm in the Middle" in that shot. Can't find a pic for a side-by-side.
2003-07-16 12:43:17 PM  
Heh...and to think for a little while there I felt sorry for him, thinking he was duped by her into thinking she was older. Oh well...
2003-07-16 12:43:29 PM  
Good timing! I just came across this/
2003-07-16 12:43:49 PM  
This man was living my dream.
2003-07-16 12:44:24 PM  
So a US military guy stationed in Europe nabs an underage girl.
I've heard that one before.
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2003-07-16 12:44:50 PM  
Aw come on....

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Does this face look like a pedophile to you?
2003-07-16 12:44:54 PM  
Gee, I am shocked! fat boy probably felt insufficient with real women so he goes for the easy prey
/flame on
2003-07-16 12:47:20 PM  
<3 tsg
2003-07-16 12:47:26 PM  
Doh, let's try this again.

This is what I wanted to link to.
2003-07-16 12:50:44 PM  
He was in Afghanistan. I wonder how many little Afghani girls he poked.

He should be his wee-wee!
2003-07-16 12:51:19 PM  
Good god! It's Private (pedo)Pyle!
2003-07-16 12:52:19 PM  
I hear child molesters are very popular in prison.

At least in the shower. Hope they rip his bung open.
2003-07-16 12:52:33 PM  
I felt up a 12 year old girl once or twice. Of course, I was 12 too at the time....
2003-07-16 12:52:57 PM  
Hey little girl is your daddy home,
Did he go away and leave you all alone;
Uh-hmmm, I got a bad desire,
Whoa, I'm on fire.

Tell me now baby is he good to you,
Can he do to you the things that I do;
Um-hmmm, I can take you higher,
Whooooa, I'm on fire.
2003-07-16 12:53:24 PM  
2003-07-16 12:53:35 PM  
Great, now ALL marines are going to be pedos, a la catholic priests.
2003-07-16 12:53:37 PM  
That's what you get for having a shiatty car for a last name.
2003-07-16 12:55:56 PM  
I've heard that French jails are worse than death. Let's let them prosecute.
2003-07-16 12:56:57 PM  
How the hell did the airlines let this guy take her out of the country?
2003-07-16 12:57:06 PM  
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/Zappa, obscure? Nahhhh
2003-07-16 12:58:01 PM  



Needed to vent a little.

Someone needs to castrate the bastard.

Giving lube to a nine year old. What the HELL did he think he was doing?

I don't want to think about what that did to the child's brain.
2003-07-16 12:59:28 PM  
This should help him overcome his yearnings for young ones.
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2003-07-16 12:59:30 PM  
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. This just gets worse and worse, with the exception of the fact that he's now in custody and the girl's safe at home.

What really disturbs me is how his immediate family has been supportive of him during this, even relaying his statement that he hadn't touched the girl and believed she was of age. They obviously knew of his previous misconduct (this is family we're talking about, and the girls he groped were relatives), and yet they continue the enabling behavior. Just sick.
2003-07-16 01:03:15 PM  
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Studebaker's been bad with bears and frogs, too.
2003-07-16 01:03:36 PM  
Gee, I am shocked! fat boy probably felt insufficient with real women so he goes for the easy prey

Maybe he's just tired of how phony adult women are. It's a beautiful thing to be in touch with your inner child.

/flame on
2003-07-16 01:04:12 PM  

Great, now ALL marines are going to be pedos, a la catholic priests.

Okinawa anyone? I think that girl was 12 too...
2003-07-16 01:04:24 PM  
Okay... so you've convicted him and he's never even been arrested. (yet)

What if he didn't mean to touch her chest? Afterall.. he was tickling her. Sounds pretty innocent there. She's 12, probably as flat chested as a 12 year old boy. As far as touching her leg... big was on the outside, so the guy was a little too affectionate. You can barely show anybody affection anymore, because they think you're either a pedophile or a pervert.

I'm not saying that he should have touched her leg, but I don't think it's cause for jail time.

My question is... why is Grandma and some other lady buying Sex lotion? Ewwwwwww. This sounds like a really screwed up family all around, not just Studebaker.

The girl is paranoid and wants attention... the rest of the family isn't any better. Who let this guy stay there anyway?

If the guy really is a pedophile... well the FBI has his computer... I'm sure they'll be looking for evidence. 1: The English girl may have told him her real age eventually.. and 2: he might have inappropriate underage photos recovered from his hard drive.
2003-07-16 01:09:44 PM  
pvt. pyle: "7.62 full metal jacket"
2003-07-16 01:10:17 PM  
Maybe his mother's Mexican. Don't they marry 'em young down there?
2003-07-16 01:12:35 PM  
Anybody see his sister on tv last night? fell outa the
ugly tree and hit every last damn branch on the way down...
2003-07-16 01:14:42 PM  
I believe that all cultures used to marry girls who were about 12 or 13 to someone who was anywhere from 20 to 30.

I'm not sure, when, where or why this changed.
2003-07-16 01:19:23 PM  
Semper Fi, do or die. Hang 'em high at Eighth and I.

2003-07-16 01:21:29 PM  
From the Halls of Pedophilia
To the shores of Puberty
I will try to fark a twelve year old
With a face just like Lassie....

/marches off to lunch
2003-07-16 01:22:36 PM  

Looks like shiat, smells like shiat, it's shiat.

If you think something is wrong, it probably is. A grown man should not be wrestling with a 12 year old girl. PERIOD. A little too affectionate? Maybe a little too planning on getting off if you ask me. It seemed approprate for the police to investigate but not charge (due to the level of the contact) and it should have scared him into being smarter. He didn't learn with a serious warning, so now he will in a cell with a rommie named Bubba. Good.
2003-07-16 01:22:38 PM  
sorry , but if you think this nasy assed man is innocent , your wrong.he has been arrested , he needs to go to jail , most likely needs alot of therapy too .

/neeky thinks castration ought to be an option for these people
2003-07-16 01:22:50 PM  
At night i wake up with my face soaking wet

and a freight train running through the middle

of my head.
2003-07-16 01:23:29 PM  

It's a beautiful thing to be in touch with your inner child.

Yeah, just as long as its your own inner child and not someone elses.
2003-07-16 01:26:40 PM  
Dayum teh Smoking Gun is on that like white on rice!

Gotta love the Smoking Gun. 8)
2003-07-16 01:28:33 PM  
Craptastic ... um , that was * fantastic * ??

/made me laugh , when really this isn't funny .
2003-07-16 01:29:41 PM  
Anybody note that he was found NOT guilty?
2003-07-16 01:32:46 PM  
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It's Jared! I was wondering where he went to after he lost all that weight.
2003-07-16 01:33:29 PM  
neeky said nasy ?? i meant NASTY ... sigh
2003-07-16 01:34:46 PM  
mailpuppy: At one point in human history, the average lifespan also was 30-40 years of age. Things change when we progress as a society.
2003-07-16 01:34:47 PM  
Could some pinko lefty commie tree hugin hippie godless heathen libertarian do me a favor?

I would be interested in seeing all of the PUBLIC cases of child molestation/rape/sexual misscondust against US service men ESPECIALLY marines in say....oh the last 5 years. and compare the % to a % of the total population.

Seems one of the sheeple droids is up on rape or kiddie perv charges about once a month. Im just wondering what the numbers would look like. I will assume of course,that if these numbers embarrass the status quo of our grand Imperial nation state, just ignore this request.
2003-07-16 01:37:16 PM  
when was he found not guilty brisvegas_boy ??
2003-07-16 01:38:23 PM  
Ok I got some rope. Who has a tree?
2003-07-16 01:39:06 PM  
I've heard that French jails are worse than death. Let's let them prosecute.

Doesn't Roman Polanski live in France?

So much for that idea.
2003-07-16 01:51:32 PM  

Anybody note that he was found NOT guilty?

WRONG! Read the article. Charges were not pressed due to lack of evidence, and the DA is beating himself up over that move.
2003-07-16 01:52:37 PM  
Hey, you know, maybe he didn't know his relative was 12 either, so he thought it would be okay to grab her breasts...
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