I'll just leave this here:

To those of you who still think that prostitution is a victimless crime, I invite you to click the link and see the horrors within. Damn that woman is ugly. Not elephant man ugly, but she is Bette Midler ugly, to be sure.

And to those who are getting all rectally inconvienced by the Genevieve Marie comment: lighten up. I'm sure it was a joke because it made me laugh, and not much on Fark makes me laugh. Maybe it's because I enjoy that which is absurd.

Marla Singer's Laundry: adsllc: Turn that frown upside down.


/Looks 'shopped.

Now she looks like a prettier Kelly Osbourne.

Have you seen her lately?

ttc2301: You're new here, aren't you?

Account created: 2001-10-19

Relatively....

RatMotor: Marla Singer's Laundry: adsllc: Turn that frown upside down.


/Looks 'shopped.

Now she looks like a prettier Kelly Osbourne.

Have you seen her lately?

I've seen her recently, but she seems to have been mauled by the photo editors over at Shape.

came for the "am disappoint" captions

/disappoint

RatMotor: Cripes, how is that thing the same age as me?


How do you think I feel? She's 18 years younger than I am!

wombatsrus: YOU WILL FARK ME OR ELSE!

It's been done...

NSFW language link (new window)

This cannot be unseen---

Alcohol may have been involved.

DebinCO: Angry much?

You know, even homeless dudes need a little love. We (as a nation) need to stop being so Puritanical and holier-than-thou. You Farkers KNOW if you were desperate for some nookie, you'd pay her what she asked for and you'd enjoy it with eyes closed. Maybe.

Legalize it (along with the evil weed) and let's evolve a little bit, OK?

First part of your statement: absolutely.

Second part of your statement: HELL NO. I HAVE INTERNET AND THEREFORE NO NEED FOR THAT FUGLY HO.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Collier County mugshot gallery: All fugly/all the time


5-head.



That's how I feel about this entire thread.

Soonerpsycho: "You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!"

/obscure?

Orgazmo is never obscure!

RatMotor: Have you seen her lately?

First of all, that's a magazine cover, not real life. Second, no amount of diet and working out will change that gigantic blockhead of hers. I'm glad for her that she has gotten healthier and in shape, but there is just something about her face that isn't my bag, baby. It's probably somebody's, but not mine.

daughter, i am disappoint

As much as I'm a fan of angry sex (turns out my now soon to be ex isn't), there is just no chance I could be impaired enough to do that and still be conscious.

Cheers.

SOME OF THESE FOLKS ARE AS LOW AS THEY CAN GO AND DON'T NEED WHAT THAT COP DID. I KNOW THAT COP MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BORED OR TRYING TO MAKE BROWNIE POINTS, OR JUST WANTED TO WATCH THEM. IT'S SAD

Maybe she has a nice personality?

Gawdzila Quote 2011-01-23 09:21:56 PM

there is just something about her face that isn't my bag, baby. It's probably somebody's, but not mine.


So put a bag over here face, or just turn the lights off.

A little late to the party, but here's more mugshot goodness:

http://www.floridamugshots.us/search.php?fname=Christine&lname=Cady&=search (pops)

Wow I thought my first wife was miserable lookin'.
This woman is Jim Croce kinda ugly.

This might come (no pun intended) as a HUGE surprise for some of you manly Farkers, but *most* 'tutes don't have a "happy ending."

Naturally, you will go back to your little hovel and the little wifey, telling yourself (and ALL your buds) that, out of the 9-10 Johns she's had that day, YOU were the only one who made her "scream in ecstasy." LOL, oh LOL!

I'm thinking this woman you so sniggely call "Beast," has more integrity and honor than the least of you Farkers.

Just sayin'.

God bless.

DebinCO: This might come (no pun intended) as a HUGE surprise for some of you manly Farkers, but *most* 'tutes don't have a "happy ending."

Naturally, you will go back to your little hovel and the little wifey, telling yourself (and ALL your buds) that, out of the 9-10 Johns she's had that day, YOU were the only one who made her "scream in ecstasy." LOL, oh LOL!

I'm thinking this woman you so sniggely call "Beast," has more integrity and honor than the least of you Farkers.

Just sayin'.

God bless.

Sorry 'bout your mom, bro.

Those 'shops did nothing to hide the beautiful herpes sore on her mouth.

Mmm. Tasty.

DebinCO: This might come (no pun intended) as a HUGE surprise for some of you manly Farkers, but *most* 'tutes don't have a "happy ending."

Naturally, you will go back to your little hovel and the little wifey, telling yourself (and ALL your buds) that, out of the 9-10 Johns she's had that day, YOU were the only one who made her "scream in ecstasy." LOL, oh LOL!

I'm thinking this woman you so sniggely call "Beast," has more integrity and honor than the least of you Farkers.

Just sayin'.

God bless.

You didn't HAVE to turn tricks, you know. You could have gotten a decent job.

DebinCO: This might come (no pun intended) as a HUGE surprise for some of you manly Farkers, but *most* 'tutes don't have a "happy ending."

Naturally, you will go back to your little hovel and the little wifey, telling yourself (and ALL your buds) that, out of the 9-10 Johns she's had that day, YOU were the only one who made her "scream in ecstasy." LOL, oh LOL!

I'm thinking this woman you so sniggely call "Beast," has more integrity and honor than the least of you Farkers.

Just sayin'.

God bless.

If I somehow ended up in a shed with her, I would do whatever it took for my buds to NOT find out.

I_Am_Weasel: If she tells you that you're going to have sex, are you sure you want to refuse? Are you brave enough to say no to that?

Would you rather your penis die slow and painfully or quick and really painfully?

It is a hard call.

If that threatened me with sex I believe my penis would wither and die instantly. And I'm not that picky a guy.

Seperated at birth

I say her and Putin in a staring contest would be VERY interesting.

molleybrown: SOME OF THESE FOLKS ARE AS LOW AS THEY CAN GO AND DON'T NEED WHAT THAT COP DID. I KNOW THAT COP MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BORED OR TRYING TO MAKE BROWNIE POINTS, OR JUST WANTED TO WATCH THEM. IT'S SAD

Posting in all caps shows a lack of many social skills. It does not get the attention you so desperately seek.

AbbeySomeone: molleybrown: SOME OF THESE FOLKS ARE AS LOW AS THEY CAN GO AND DON'T NEED WHAT THAT COP DID. I KNOW THAT COP MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BORED OR TRYING TO MAKE BROWNIE POINTS, OR JUST WANTED TO WATCH THEM. IT'S SAD

Posting in all caps shows a lack of many social skills. It does not get the attention you so desperately seek.

It got attention from you, to be fair. Looks like a pretty typical Grandma troll to me. "I'M OLD I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE INNERNET" etc.

Damn, they snuck onto our planet yet again....

she rolls her own tampons and kick starts her vibrator

Ni!: Jesus fark I actually jumped back from that.

Count me in as the fourth person who came here to say that.

Farkalicious26:

Whoops. Already done...glad to see I want the only one!

You people disgust me, she's a human being like anyone else. Maybe she has some orcish blood, but still, newsflash, brainiacs: even unattractive, hell even elderly people and the mentally retarded are having sex. Right now. Somewhere in the world.

/And I'm not
//crying into pillow again tonight

Does she have a strong vaginal odour? Cause that would really make the deal for me.