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(AZCentral)   California teacher suspended for letting students have sex in his classroom. FARK: He teaches 2nd grade   (azcentral.com) divider line 113
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2011-01-22 04:09:51 AM
Was the sick tag on vacation?
 
2011-01-22 04:12:18 AM
This is a repeat from every year since you invented schools.

I really dig how it's getting attention now though.
 
2011-01-22 04:12:52 AM
How long before the children in question are both register sex offenders?
 
2011-01-22 04:13:43 AM

Baryogenesis: How long before the children in question are both register sex offenders?


Registered

FTFM
 
2011-01-22 04:14:07 AM
When I was in 3rd grade---you know what, I'm not even going to say it.
 
2011-01-22 04:19:42 AM
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

/Cold
 
2011-01-22 04:22:05 AM
Trollmitter was a fat, homely child and no one wanted to play Dr. with them.
 
2011-01-22 04:22:10 AM
It's an epidemic!
 
2011-01-22 04:22:36 AM
What, no pedo-bear image? I came for the pedo-bear image.
Fark, I am dissapoint.

/memes are funtastic
 
2011-01-22 04:22:56 AM
Also, oral is a sexual activity, calling it flat out sex makes you think penetration.

/Could you even get a woody in 2nd grade?
//I don't remember chronic boners til ~5thish when the girls started growing boobs
 
2011-01-22 04:24:45 AM
idont think I even though of seeex until maybe fifth grade
 
2011-01-22 04:28:22 AM
Marin said the allegations, whether or not they're true, made him realize how little parents know about what happens inside the classroom.

Still, he said, "Maybe it's a rumor. I don't believe it, especially in the second grade."


Can this guy be any more stupid?

/said in the voice of Chandler Bing
 
2011-01-22 04:28:42 AM

AbbeySomeone: Trollmitter was a fat, homely child and no one wanted to play Dr. with them.


Maybe the same is true of me as well. At seven I was into GI Joes, not girls. Now 6th grade was an entirely different story!
 
2011-01-22 04:35:34 AM
"You leave your child at school because you trust that they're going to be safe," Susana Garcia said Friday

No you idiot, you leave them at school to be educated. I agree that if true this is messed up and they should be safe....but that is not WHY you drop them off.
 
2011-01-22 04:35:54 AM
Damn Raiders fans....
 
2011-01-22 04:38:21 AM

D_Evans45: Also, oral is a sexual activity, calling it flat out sex makes you think penetration.

/Could you even get a woody in 2nd grade?
//I don't remember chronic boners til ~5thish when the girls started growing boobs


Anal penetration? Vaginal penetration? Oral penetration? Think hard about the way you'd like to define sex for everyone. Saying "sex is only this" doesnt make a lot of sense
 
2011-01-22 04:42:08 AM

moothemagiccow: D_Evans45: Also, oral is a sexual activity, calling it flat out sex makes you think penetration.

/Could you even get a woody in 2nd grade?
//I don't remember chronic boners til ~5thish when the girls started growing boobs

Anal penetration? Vaginal penetration? Oral penetration? Think hard about the way you'd like to define sex for everyone. Saying "sex is only this" doesnt make a lot of sense


It doesn't have to include penetration either.
 
2011-01-22 04:48:23 AM

moothemagiccow: Anal penetration? Vaginal penetration? Oral penetration? Think hard about the way you'd like to define sex for everyone. Saying "sex is only this" doesnt make a lot of sense



With the vague descriptions people apply to sex even a dutch rudder is sex. Manual stimulation would probably be considered foreplay by most people, but get technical and it's probably considered sex.

When someone says "oh Tom and Barbara had sex" I don't think of some guy rubbing his partner's clit or some girl giving a dude a handy. I think of sexual intercourse, wherein the penis goes in the vagina. And I think a lot of people would agree.

/Makes sense to me
//*shrugs*
 
2011-01-22 04:50:14 AM
The teacher was probably forcing them to do it. Also, the parents had nothing to do with their child's behavior.
 
2011-01-22 04:50:59 AM
Where were these teachers/students when I was in 2nd grade???
 
2011-01-22 04:53:50 AM

Baryogenesis: It doesn't have to include penetration either.



Some people like to pee on their partner for their jollies.

Is urinating on someone sex too?
 
2011-01-22 05:02:17 AM

pgh9fan: Was the sick tag on vacation?



Wondering something similar myself.
 
2011-01-22 05:02:55 AM

D_Evans45: Baryogenesis: It doesn't have to include penetration either.


Some people like to pee on their partner for their jollies.

Is urinating on someone sex too?


I hope so. If not I'm still a virgin
 
2011-01-22 05:05:12 AM

D_Evans45: Baryogenesis: It doesn't have to include penetration either.


Some people like to pee on their partner for their jollies.

Is urinating on someone sex too?


Only if you cross the streams.
 
2011-01-22 05:09:42 AM
Also for future reference baryogenesis wiki states sexual intercourse is penetrative and makes it a clear distinction from it non-penetrative sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse

Enough for tonight on the definition of sex anyway, even if our ideas are polar opposites, there's still only 1 goal in the sport.
 
2011-01-22 05:13:29 AM
www.my8thgen.com
 
2011-01-22 05:31:17 AM
Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved.
 
2011-01-22 05:31:27 AM

pottie: AbbeySomeone: Trollmitter was a fat, homely child and no one wanted to play Dr. with them.

Maybe the same is true of me as well. At seven I was into GI Joes, not girls. Now 6th grade was an entirely different story!


at, GI Joes were into you?
 
2011-01-22 05:32:21 AM

lisarenee3505: Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved.


if that makes you feel superior
 
2011-01-22 05:37:49 AM

D_Evans45: Also for future reference baryogenesis wiki states sexual intercourse is penetrative and makes it a clear distinction from it non-penetrative sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse


You must not have read much of that wiki entry.

"The term sex can be taken to mean any mutual genital stimulation (i.e. all forms of intercourse and "outercourse")"

Again, sex need not include penetration.

D_Evans45: there's still only 1 goal in the sport.


I can think of more than one.
 
2011-01-22 05:38:30 AM

Klasik: When I was in 3rd grade---you know what, I'm not even going to say it.


When I was in first grade, there was a legend about three kids who got it on on top of their piled coats in the classroom restroom with the door closed. First grade. We knew the do. I just can't imagine anyone getting it up at that grade. Or being able to put it in. Or wanting to do the advanced shiat like oral sex.

Kids these days.
 
2011-01-22 05:40:38 AM

generaltimmy: lisarenee3505: Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved.

if that makes you feel superior


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It does, but no less than your comment makes you feel the same. Lets face it, I was simply stating what 90% of folks who read the article were thinking. They don't want to admit it, but they were.
 
2011-01-22 05:42:12 AM
Kids can be precocious.
 
2011-01-22 05:47:44 AM
Honestly, when I was in the second grade, I didn't even know there was such a thing as sex. In fact, that word would probably get you a spanking at school.

/mmmmm
//spanking!

I keed! I keed!
 
2011-01-22 05:47:47 AM
"Baryogenesis: 'Only if you cross the streams.'"

Dear lord! I think my brother and I may have had sex, then. He used to be afraid of the dark and he'd ask me to go pee with him. We'd be peeing and we'd see if we could hit each other's pee streams with our own stream. We called it "sword fighting". Innocent fun...I thought. But now that I read your post...might better look for therapy. ;)
 
2011-01-22 05:48:06 AM

lisarenee3505: generaltimmy: lisarenee3505: Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved.

if that makes you feel superior

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It does, but no less than your comment makes you feel the same. Lets face it, I was simply stating what 90% of folks who read the article were thinking. They don't want to admit it, but they were.


It didn't cross my mind at all.
 
2011-01-22 05:50:20 AM

greendanny8: "Baryogenesis: 'Only if you cross the streams.'"

Dear lord! I think my brother and I may have had sex, then. He used to be afraid of the dark and he'd ask me to go pee with him. We'd be peeing and we'd see if we could hit each other's pee streams with our own stream. We called it "sword fighting". Innocent fun...I thought. But now that I read your post...might better look for therapy. ;)


INCEST!
 
2011-01-22 05:50:58 AM
Both incidents reportedly happened last week, but Flint said the school administration only learned about them Wednesday after a child came forward.

This has all the reliability of: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

lisarenee3505: Lets face it, I was simply stating what 90% of folks who read the article were thinking.


I had been thinking no such thing. Can we get a survey going here, people? Raise your hand if you were thinking, "Boy oh boy! I bet I can guess the race of the people involved!"
 
2011-01-22 05:52:33 AM

greendanny8: "Baryogenesis: 'Only if you cross the streams.'"

Dear lord! I think my brother and I may have had sex, then. He used to be afraid of the dark and he'd ask me to go pee with him. We'd be peeing and we'd see if we could hit each other's pee streams with our own stream. We called it "sword fighting". Innocent fun...I thought. But now that I read your post...might better look for therapy. ;)


You can also have sex secondhand if you pee on a toilet seat that already has pee on it. And don't get me started on if you accidentally SIT on that toilet seat.
 
2011-01-22 05:52:57 AM

Hilary T. N. Seuss: Both incidents reportedly happened last week, but Flint said the school administration only learned about them Wednesday after a child came forward.

This has all the reliability of: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

lisarenee3505: Lets face it, I was simply stating what 90% of folks who read the article were thinking.

I had been thinking no such thing. Can we get a survey going here, people? Raise your hand if you were thinking, "Boy oh boy! I bet I can guess the race of the people involved!"


I was thinking, "boy, just be glad your son wanted a girl." But then they said "oral" so I still don't know.
 
2011-01-22 05:54:18 AM

Baryogenesis: greendanny8: "Baryogenesis: 'Only if you cross the streams.'"

Dear lord! I think my brother and I may have had sex, then. He used to be afraid of the dark and he'd ask me to go pee with him. We'd be peeing and we'd see if we could hit each other's pee streams with our own stream. We called it "sword fighting". Innocent fun...I thought. But now that I read your post...might better look for therapy. ;)

You can also have sex secondhand if you pee on a toilet seat that already has pee on it. And don't get me started on if you accidentally SIT on that toilet seat.


But if you do it standing up, you can't get preggers...or something
 
2011-01-22 05:55:52 AM
That away California, show those dumb hicks why abstinence doesnt work
 
2011-01-22 06:01:20 AM

SuperCatBarf: The teacher was probably forcing them to do it. Also, the parents had nothing to do with their child's behavior.


And all children in the 2nd grade tell the truth and/or never misinterpret what they see. None of the parents or adults involved in this scenario are looking to sue the school in order to get money, their 15 minutes of fame, or throw attention away from what's happening in their own homes.
 
2011-01-22 06:04:39 AM
lisarenee3505 2011-01-22 05:31:17 AM
Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved


Because black 2nd graders are more sexually active than white second graders? What in the world are you talking about?

Not sure how kids playing "doctor" has any connection to race.
 
2011-01-22 06:06:57 AM

Baryogenesis:

It didn't cross my mind at all.


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Hilary T. N. Seuss: Both incidents reportedly happened last week, but Flint said the school administration only learned about them Wednesday after a child came forward.

This has all the reliability of: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

lisarenee3505: Lets face it, I was simply stating what 90% of folks who read the article were thinking.

I had been thinking no such thing. Can we get a survey going here, people? Raise your hand if you were thinking, "Boy oh boy! I bet I can guess the race of the people involved!"


Y'all need to go over to the Car Hits Man thread. LisaRenee is not alone, at all; give this thread enough time everyone over in that thread who is thinking 'that' will be over here and putting 'that' into print, too.
 
2011-01-22 06:09:17 AM

SirEattonHogg: lisarenee3505 2011-01-22 05:31:17 AM
Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved

Because black 2nd graders are more sexually active than white second graders? What in the world are you talking about?

Not sure how kids playing "doctor" has any connection to race.


Yep, the names Marin and Garcia make me think "black". LOL

Sorry, had to throw that in there. Didn't even consider it...till now...
 
2011-01-22 06:10:30 AM

SirEattonHogg: lisarenee3505 2011-01-22 05:31:17 AM
Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved

Because black 2nd graders are more sexually active than white second graders? What in the world are you talking about?

Not sure how kids playing "doctor" has any connection to race.


Seconded. The school I went to with the above 'legend' was very much all-white. Their parents were only just starting to flee from me and mine.


/it's not cool when all your 'friends' move away
//and you're the reason why
 
2011-01-22 06:15:56 AM

Bigdogdaddy: SirEattonHogg: lisarenee3505 2011-01-22 05:31:17 AM
Is anyone really surprised that this happened in Oakland? 10:1 odds that any random person can guess the skin color of both the teacher and the students involved

Because black 2nd graders are more sexually active than white second graders? What in the world are you talking about?

Not sure how kids playing "doctor" has any connection to race.

Yep, the names Marin and Garcia make me think "black". LOL

Sorry, had to throw that in there. Didn't even consider it...till now...


It does for those farkers in this thread who ignored 'Cruz Marrero' and just called her out as a typical lying black out to scam.

Funny how that works. Black trumps all.
 
2011-01-22 06:25:41 AM
I agree with the psychiatrist on this one, kids DO experiment. This sounds a bit worrying, but it's not uncommon for kids to be curious about eachother's bodies..
 
2011-01-22 06:26:50 AM
I'm actually curious what protocol is supposed to be for a second grade teacher who finds two second graders engaged in sexual activity. I mean, do you physically separate them? I can tell you that if I was a teacher, the last thing I'd want is to have any physical contact with an exposed kid.
 
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