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(Galesburg Register-Mail)   The family that makes meth together, goes to jail together (with multi-mugshot sadness and WTF)   (galesburg.com) divider line 53
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2011-01-22 01:07:22 AM  
That's some fine looking honeys there, that is.
 
2011-01-22 01:45:18 AM  
I'm sorry, but after yesterday's Sad Meth Pirate being arrested by the Big Boss Man, everything else seems... hollow.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-22 02:59:39 AM  
someone knows how to play banjo....
 
2011-01-22 04:23:50 AM  
I am not shocked that this is in Galesburg. Indeed I am shocked that such a story hasn't popped up out of there sooner.
 
2011-01-22 04:41:28 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm sorry, but after yesterday's Sad Meth Pirate being arrested by the Big Boss Man, everything else seems... hollow.


The meth pirate will be a tough act to follow for sure.
I love the way the camo top and plaid pants accessorize the eye patch.
 
2011-01-22 04:46:45 AM  
So much inbreeding...
 
2011-01-22 04:55:26 AM  
I cant help but notice that the distance between the eyes of the two daughters seem balance them out.
 
2011-01-22 04:59:49 AM  
the meth pirate pic cracks me up because he could easily run away from fat freddy flatfoot even while handcuffed. someone needs to tie a few doughnuts around the neck of meth pirate so flatfoot won't give up the chase.
 
2011-01-22 05:06:39 AM  
The one on lower left looks like Odo from DS9, he he.
 
2011-01-22 05:07:28 AM  

8InchFloppy: I cant help but notice that the distance between the eyes of the two daughters seem balance them out.


THIS!
 
2011-01-22 05:07:36 AM  
The way teachers' lives can be ruined by so much as patting a student on the shoulder, I almost think the smarter thing is to either ignore something like this or run out of the room with your hands over your eyes. "I didn't see it!"

Also, kids commit vile, disgusting, degrading sex acts on themselves and each other practically before they can walk. I suggest chemical castration.
 
2011-01-22 05:11:04 AM  

OnmyojiOmn: The way teachers' lives can be ruined by so much as patting a student on the shoulder, I almost think the smarter thing is to either ignore something like this or run out of the room with your hands over your eyes. "I didn't see it!"

Also, kids commit vile, disgusting, degrading sex acts on themselves and each other practically before they can walk. I suggest chemical castration.


wrong thread, dude.
 
2011-01-22 05:12:20 AM  
OnmyojiOmn

oopsy daisy?
 
2011-01-22 05:15:28 AM  
Derp inbreeding. Probably huffing jenkum as well.
 
2011-01-22 05:33:07 AM  
www.galesburg.com



I'm wondering how drunk I'd have to be and how much money I'd have to be paid before I considered hitting one of those hotties. Probably a full half gallon of vodka and a few hundred dollars, and that's for the cross eyed one. That behemoth in the top right would be a doozy. I'd have to hire some Mexicans from in front of Home Depot to climb in there...

/Sorry... My co-worker always asks me these things whenever an ugly chick comes onto the job site
//"Ohh I bet her fat folds cover her sweaty stinky coont like an apron"
 
2011-01-22 05:38:12 AM  

AbbeySomeone: I love the way the camo top and plaid pants accessorize the eye patch.


I think those are pajama pants, which of course makes the pic even funnier.

"Arg! Keelhauled while I be napping!"
"Wait, you wear camouflage while you sleep?"
"Aye, so those scurvy sharks can't see me!"
 
2011-01-22 05:49:17 AM  
About lower left, Bill Hicks would say, "her eyes are so crossed, her left eye is in the right socket and her right eye is in the left socket!"
 
2011-01-22 05:56:28 AM  
www.joblo.com

Meth tastes good! Sloth loves Meth!
 
2011-01-22 06:17:47 AM  

no clever name here just move along: OnmyojiOmn: The way teachers' lives can be ruined by so much as patting a student on the shoulder, I almost think the smarter thing is to either ignore something like this or run out of the room with your hands over your eyes. "I didn't see it!"

Also, kids commit vile, disgusting, degrading sex acts on themselves and each other practically before they can walk. I suggest chemical castration.

wrong thread, dude.


Well, chemical castration is probably a good idea for these people too.
 
2011-01-22 06:56:48 AM  

Clint_Torres: About lower left, Bill Hicks would say, "her eyes are so crossed, her left eye is in the right socket and her right eye is in the left socket!"


Bet her sister's big at the little and bottom at the top too
 
2011-01-22 07:04:39 AM  
I do not think that the two young fine ladies showed in the picture are related.
my guess is that the lower left is the GF of the "I has a sad" master mind of the whole operation.
the mother seem to have drunk herself stupid a long time ago.
And as usual, one may wonder where is the father...

but that's just my opinion.
 
2011-01-22 07:32:52 AM  

OnmyojiOmn: The way teachers' lives can be ruined by so much as patting a student on the shoulder, I almost think the smarter thing is to either ignore something like this or run out of the room with your hands over your eyes. "I didn't see it!"

Also, kids commit vile, disgusting, degrading sex acts on themselves and each other practically before they can walk. I suggest chemical castration.



Your last name isn't Vanvoltenburg by chancce is it?
 
2011-01-22 07:37:08 AM  

D_Evans45: I'm wondering how drunk I'd have to be and how much money I'd have to be paid before I considered hitting one of those hotties. Probably a full half gallon of vodka and a few hundred dollars, and that's for the cross eyed one. That behemoth in the top right would be a doozy. I'd have to hire some Mexicans from in front of Home Depot to climb in there...

/Sorry... My co-worker always asks me these things whenever an ugly chick comes onto the job site
//"Ohh I bet her fat folds cover her sweaty stinky coont like an apron"


I'm pretty sure there are a number of OSHA violations in there somewhere. Not to mention a free pass from the INS for the Mexicans. They earned it.
 
2011-01-22 07:47:10 AM  
WTF is a "FOID card"?
 
2011-01-22 08:03:50 AM  
I think the FOID is a derp topic.
 
2011-01-22 08:17:46 AM  
Agents from Peoria Multi Enforcement Group, Illinois State Police SWAT and Galesburg Police executed a search warrant at

Shut up, PMEG...
 
2011-01-22 08:24:17 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com

missed one
 
2011-01-22 08:24:29 AM  

tobd69: WTF is a "FOID card"?


Firearm owners identification card. Illinois does not trust us with guns.
 
2011-01-22 08:26:50 AM  

tobd69: WTF is a "FOID card"?


Firearm Owner's I.D. ??
 
2011-01-22 08:28:22 AM  
The thing is, they live in one of the nicer neighborhoods. WTF? Take that shiat down on the Boulevard or McKnight Street.

/Galesburg ftw baby!!!
 
2011-01-22 08:47:35 AM  

jojostan: missed one


LOL - came in to post exactly that. Glad someone else noticed it.
 
2011-01-22 08:52:11 AM  
The white trash is strong with these ones, it is.
 
2011-01-22 09:05:18 AM  
Did those two girls wax their hair back with lard?
 
2011-01-22 09:06:29 AM  
Why are htey being charged with "aggravated participation in meth manufacturing"? None of them look very upset to me.
 
2011-01-22 09:21:06 AM  
Where are their eyebrows?
 
2011-01-22 09:40:37 AM  

fechem: Where are their eyebrows?


They ran a meth lab. Take a guess.

My guess is some kind of Pizza Roll dispenser/Bunsen burner/hair-greaser-upper
 
2011-01-22 09:41:59 AM  
Not as scary as the couple that jacked Skinny Pete.

www.mrcapetown.co.za

/skank! skank! skank! *squish*
 
2011-01-22 10:22:40 AM  
Oh God, Fark, thanks for the laughs this morning. Meth pirate. Priceless.
 
2011-01-22 10:31:10 AM  
You just KNOW those mugshots are going to end up on that family's Christmas cards...
 
2011-01-22 10:34:02 AM  

jojostan: missed one


Damn it!
 
2011-01-22 11:05:59 AM  
Not as scary as the couple that jacked Skinny Pete.

www.mrcapetown.co.za

/skank! skank! skank! *squish*


Hey, it's Patty the daytime hooker from My name is earl.
 
2011-01-22 11:17:36 AM  
There's a heaping helping of Appalachia in the family, especially the daughter.
www.moviemobsters.com
I wonder how they managed to find Illinois.
 
2011-01-22 11:28:18 AM  
If looks could kill that biatch would miss
 
2011-01-22 11:39:37 AM  
Progeria is a hell of a drug....
 
2011-01-22 11:51:03 AM  

starlost: the meth pirate pic cracks me up because he could easily run away from fat freddy flatfoot even while handcuffed.


He doesn't even see Freddie. No left eye = No peripheral vision.
 
2011-01-22 11:54:11 AM  

Darkrover2: There's a heaping helping of Appalachia in the family, especially the daughter.


That movie was in South Carolina, thanks.
 
2011-01-22 12:04:54 PM  
Quick and dirty, they look better already:

i45.photobucket.com
 
2011-01-22 01:32:11 PM  

Baz the Spaz 2011-01-22 08:28:22 AM
The thing is, they live in one of the nicer neighborhoods. WTF? Take that shiat down on the Boulevard or McKnight Street.

/Galesburg ftw baby!!!


HEY! I have lived on both McKnight and Mon. Blvd! I gotta say both of those are err.. darker. Less meth. Kimberly Terrace (which crap I lived in LONGGGG ago) is where to expect this.

CSBish time: The mom of the group I used to see all the time when I worked at Perkins. She is actually legally blind. She came in with her dad (I think) He couldn't figure out how to even get to his seat and sit down, and e could barely more. But he was the one to drive them to and from there. I even had to help him in and out of the car a couple times.
 
2011-01-22 01:33:16 PM  
Also, I'm certain the inbred looking girl on the bottom-left is the sad-man's GF.
 
2011-01-22 02:02:59 PM  
Gotta say those are some of the fattest meth heads I have ever seen. Can't have been at it too long
 
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