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2011-01-21 01:42:29 AM
"What we have here is failure to communicate... in bed."

"I'll be back. In bed."

"Show me the money... in bed!"

"My hair is a bird; your argument is invalid. In bed."

"Eeee, uh, th-th-th-th-that's all, folks! In bed!"
 
2011-01-21 01:46:10 AM
This would work better in TFD...in bed.
 
2011-01-21 01:54:15 AM
"You know what happens when a toad is struck by lightning...in bed?"

"You never go full retard!...in bed"

"This is burned in by laser scan. Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies into dumpsters and incinerators. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfarkers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor. Your son, Sarah, your unborn son...in bed."
 
2011-01-21 02:07:23 AM
Patience, Grasshopper, in bed.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn in bed.

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
"In bed."
 
2011-01-21 02:08:24 AM
To boldly go where no man has gone before IN BED!"
 
2011-01-21 03:00:06 AM
Gump, Forrest Gimp in bed
Bond, James Bond in bed
 
2011-01-21 03:45:04 AM
"I love you in bed."
"I know."
 
2011-01-21 04:33:19 AM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.. in bed.
 
2011-01-21 08:08:28 AM
I am the Lord, your God, in bed.
You shall have no other gods before me in bed.
You shall not make for yourself an idol in bed.
Do not take the name of the Lord in vain in bed.
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy in bed.
Honor your father and mother in bed.
You shall not kill in bed.
You shall not commit adultery in bed.
You shall not steal in bed.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor in bed.
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife in bed.
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor in bed.
 
2011-01-21 08:17:10 AM
The Dude abides, in bed.

You're out of your element, Donny - in bed.

Nobody farks with the Jesus in bed.

I told that kraut a farking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos in bed!

She's not my special lady, she's my farking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! In bed!

Eight-year-olds, Dude - in bed.

So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. In bed."

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself. In bed.

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men in bed.
 
2011-01-21 09:24:33 AM
James... earn this. Earn it in bed.
 
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2011-01-21 10:38:23 AM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, in bed
 
2011-01-21 10:42:31 AM
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass in bed.
 
2011-01-21 10:47:52 AM
So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are, in bed.
 
2011-01-21 10:49:11 AM
There can be only one, in bed!
 
2011-01-21 11:00:35 AM
"I'm your huckleberry in bed"

"Damnit Smokey, this ain't Nam; there's rules, in bed."
 
2011-01-21 11:02:03 AM
"Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night in bed."
 
2011-01-21 11:05:20 AM
"We will go to the moon. We will go to the moon and do other things, not because they are easy but because they are hard...in BED!"
 
2011-01-21 11:15:34 AM
The horn toad says we should go to mexico, in bed.

Get ready little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast, in bed.

Nobody can eat 50 eggs, in bed.
 
2011-01-21 11:21:11 AM
"And you're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of 'Minnie The Moocher' for seventy-five cents. For a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie in bed."
 
2011-01-21 11:24:59 AM
"I'm Batman...In bed."
 
2011-01-21 11:37:02 AM
I just want to say, good luck. We're all counting on you in bed.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue in bed.

O.K, fellas. Let's get some pictures in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:07:54 PM
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart! ... In bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:13:22 PM
8 year olds dude. In bed
 
2011-01-21 12:14:18 PM
Yippee ki yay mother farker in bed

What was it you said to me? Oh yeah, 'yippee ki yay mother farker in bed.'

Save Ferris in bed.

General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training in bed, sir.
Soldiers: Training in bed, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training in bed, sir.
Soldiers: Army training in bed, sir.
 
2011-01-21 12:21:10 PM
"Maybe it's a sheep dog... let's keep going... in bed."
 
2011-01-21 12:22:10 PM
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:23:21 PM
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money in bed, you know.

Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did. In bed.

Hey, farko, we like to call it inter-species erotica in bed.

You can't handle the truth in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:23:43 PM
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too. In bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:24:21 PM
I feel the need. The need for speed. In bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:27:01 PM
"Take this. Wave it at anything that slithers... in bed."
 
2011-01-21 12:30:25 PM
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether, in bed.

I just wanted to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:31:06 PM
"Bad dates... in bed."
 
2011-01-21 12:31:26 PM
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists in bed!
 
2011-01-21 12:32:24 PM
Subby's Mom sucks...in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:33:15 PM
*Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs in bed.
*Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs in bed.
*Thank you very farking much Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit in bed.
*According to the map we've only gone 4 inches in bed.
*I am Jack's raging bile duct in bed.
*You can call me Susan if it makes you happy in bed.
*But WHY is the rum gone in bed?
*Just a flesh wound in bed.
*What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones in bed.
*What the Hell do I care?! If he wants to receive a medal without any clothes on in bed, what the Hell business is it of yours?!

/does it count as famous if I say it frequently?
/none of those are obscure
 
2011-01-21 12:34:03 PM
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life, in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:35:12 PM
That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen! ...in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:35:23 PM
We have such sights to show you in bed.

Be my victim in bed.

Who wants some in bed?
 
2011-01-21 12:36:10 PM
I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals in bed.

Rules? Who ever heard of rules in a knife fight in bed?
 
2011-01-21 12:36:16 PM
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk...in bed?"
 
2011-01-21 12:36:26 PM
Fear is the mind killer
Fear is the little death the brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain
In bed
 
2011-01-21 12:36:34 PM
Man that is born of woman is of few days and full of trouble in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:37:02 PM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought....in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:37:32 PM
"Surely you can't be serious in bed."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley in bed."
 
2011-01-21 12:37:38 PM
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.....in bed
 
2011-01-21 12:39:27 PM
I'll lick your labes, babes...in bed
 
2011-01-21 12:39:41 PM
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers in bed.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me in bed.
 
2011-01-21 12:39:50 PM
"36. My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks."
"In a row?"
"In bed."
 
2011-01-21 12:39:54 PM
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED in bed?"
 
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